Oral sex sounds horrible. - General

Not many people enjoy frenching an anus. If you don't like it, nothing's wrong with you. However, from what I gather, people like oral because it's pretty personal. I think some people get turned on by the thought of tasting their partner's sexual secretions as well. Kind of a natural attraction. Pheromones, and all that.

[QUOTE=Kalamadea;24100057]Same here, mate. It's best right after a shower, though.[/QUOTE] Yeah I've only ever done it right after she's showered.

Sucking dicks is fine. I would do it. But vaginas? Holy hell, those things are nasty. I would not put my mouth anywhere near those things. My penis sure, but not my tongue. I don't know how people do THAT. No homo.

[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;24100045]I don't understand the fascination with female anal penetration. It causes nothing but pain to the female. At least with men they can actually reach orgasm from anal stimulation. The concept of female orgasm from anal and the whole "shaving balls" crap are conspiracies invented by the pornography industry to sell more porn.[/QUOTE] Anal is disgusting, I really don't see how anyone can enjoy it.

But that's what makes it so hot, op.

[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;24100045]....and the whole "shaving balls" crap are conspiracies invented by the pornography industry to sell more porn.[/QUOTE] Nothing's worse than hairy nuts.

Uh, it can feel good for the female, too. If it hurts her you're doing it wrong. Anal is also a whole lot tighter and it's just the arousal from the thought itself. You can clean that part of the body with an enema or make sure you don't feel like shitting/haven't ate anything heavy 4 hours prior to having sex if you're that grossed out. As for oral, I have no problem with it. I'd toss someone's salad as long as they've taken a shower beforehand. It doesn't even taste like anything, really.

This thread is hot

[QUOTE=David Tennant;24099690]It smells and I'm guessing tastes horrible. Do you get a shower before you jigsaw puzzle?[/QUOTE] it's salty... WHAT?

[QUOTE=mzathemind;24100272]it's salty... WHAT?[/QUOTE] It's salty? That's disgusting.

[QUOTE=tehfrog;24099680]a dick probably tastes like skin. lick your arm. there. that is probably what a dick tastes like.[/QUOTE] Salty.

OP is 12.

[QUOTE=Doom14;24099873]And yet our lips ingest god knows what. Hands can also go an interesting variety of places.[/QUOTE] Yes but I'm not sucking their hands, lips are usually clean due to saliva anyhow. Kissing someone doesn't make me feel sick, but the thought of having a bit of their saliva in my mouth does. Although that isn't in the same damn scale as having someones genitalia.. juice swashing all over my mouth.

[QUOTE=W00tbeer1;24100311]Salty.[/QUOTE]With a touch of moist sweat.

[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;24100343]With a touch of moist sweat.[/QUOTE] Get out of my thread man, you're making me feel sick.

[QUOTE=David Tennant;24100330]Yes but I'm not sucking their hands, lips are usually clean due to saliva anyhow. Kissing someone doesn't make me feel sick, but the thought of having a bit of their saliva in my mouth does. Although that isn't in the same damn scale as having someones genitalia.. juice swashing all over my mouth.[/QUOTE]What's wrong with you? If it makes you feel dirty it's supposed to be hot... [editline]03:59AM[/editline] [QUOTE=David Tennant;24100348]Get out of my thread man, you're making me feel sick.[/QUOTE]Don't forget the fats, proteins, sugars, lipids, millions of tiny sperm cells, and liquids excreted in reproductive fluids after orgasm. :a2m:

[QUOTE=David Tennant;24100330] Kissing someone doesn't make me feel sick, but the thought of having a bit of their saliva in my mouth does. [/QUOTE] Lol what. You're weird bro.

her delicates are glistening and moist practically dripping her vaginal juices [B]AWAIT[/B]

[QUOTE=David Tennant;24100348]Get out of my thread man, you're making me feel sick.[/QUOTE] It's just salty, dude, do you puke every time you see someone using table salt? Also kissing is technically nastier, as more germs are swapped.

Seems like you're aesexual. Problem solved.

I created a monster.

OP, you've got it all wrong... [QUOTE=David Tennant;24099592]Before I start, I'm a virgin and have never received or given oral sex, due to that I'll be talking out of inexperience. Bla bla bla bla bla bla[/QUOTE] Since you clearly stated you don't have any kind of sexual experience, then you [I]do[/I] realize you don't know what the hell you're talking about, right??

your mouth slides over his strong shaft, he forces himself down your throat and his pubic hairs tickle your nose as his warm [I]salty[/I] semen fills up your sinuses

[QUOTE=Christy;24100430]Seems like you're aesexual. Problem solved.[/QUOTE] He reproduces by dividing into two identical clones of himself. [editline]10:05PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Lebowski;24100449]your mouth slides over his strong shaft, he forces himself down your throat and his pubic hairs tickle your nose as his warm [I]salty[/I] semen fills up your sinuses[/QUOTE] Mmmmmm...

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;24100444]OP, you've got it all wrong... Since you clearly stated you don't have any kind of sexual experience, then you [I]do[/I] realize you don't know what the hell you're talking about, right??[/QUOTE] I've been with a significant other many times before, but only to the point of.. second base I suppose, but only on the receiving end. But if she asked me to.. put my mouth on it, I'd of refused.

[QUOTE=Lebowski;24100387]her delicates are glistening and moist practically dripping her vaginal juices [B]AWAIT[/B][/QUOTE] And a flushed, engorged erection, a juicy bead of precum leaking, and another-- pearlescent; fertile and heady-- the musk of sex.

OP, get a girl, eat her out, tell her to go down on you, fuck her in the ass and THEN we'll talk... right now, you're just talking out of your ass

[QUOTE=David Tennant;24100488]I've been with a significant other many times before, but only to the point of.. second base I suppose, but only on the receiving end. But if she asked me to.. put my mouth on it, I'd of refused.[/QUOTE] Out of curiosity, since you hate all these dirty fluids and such, would you go so far as to insert any number of your digits into her vaginal cavity to induce pleasure, even considering the fact that it's dirty?

Oral is very good (given and received) and every straight guy I know likes doing it. Maybe he's a closeted homosexual. Edit: When I ate out a girl I didn't taste anything. Maybe it depends on the girl?

[QUOTE=David Tennant;24100488]I've been with a significant other many times before, but only to the point of.. second base I suppose, but only on the receiving end. But if she asked me to.. put my mouth on it, I'd of refused.[/QUOTE] So, go date some slut for a few weeks, that'll take care of business ;)