[QUOTE=Lebowski;24100538]Out of curiosity, since you hate all these dirty fluids and such, would you go so far as to insert any number of your digits into her vaginal cavity to induce pleasure, even considering the fact that it's dirty?[/QUOTE]A better question to ask the OP is if he'd even be comfortable inserting any number of his digits into his own anus to induce pleasure. Because if he can't do that to himself, he has no chance.
[QUOTE=Lebowski;24100538]Out of curiosity, since you hate all these dirty fluids and such, would you go so far as to insert any number of your digits into her vaginal cavity to induce pleasure, even considering the fact that it's dirty?[/QUOTE]
I would, but I'd have to clean my fingers after. [i]Thoroughly.[/i]
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[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;24100560]A better question to ask the OP is if he'd even be comfortable inserting any number of his digits into his own anus to induce pleasure. Because if he can't do that to himself, he has no chance.[/QUOTE]
Not a chance in hell.
[QUOTE=Lebowski;24100449]your mouth slides over his strong shaft, he forces himself down your throat and his pubic hairs tickle your nose as his warm [I]salty[/I] semen fills up your sinuses[/QUOTE]
axe murdered my boner
[QUOTE=zombiefreak;24100546]Oral is very good (given and received) and every straight guy I know likes doing it.
Maybe he's a closeted homosexual.
Edit:
When I ate out a girl I didn't taste anything. Maybe it depends on the girl?[/QUOTE]
To be fair, I'd much rather put my mouth on a penis than a vagina. But I'm not attracted to the same sex.
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;24100560]A better question to ask the OP is if he'd even be comfortable inserting any number of his digits into his own anus to induce pleasure. Because if he can't do that to himself, he has no chance.[/QUOTE]
Since you bring up the question.
Would you?
no homo
[QUOTE=David Tennant;24100488]I've been with a significant other many times before, but only to the point of.. second base I suppose, but only on the receiving end. But if she asked me to.. put my mouth on it, I'd of refused.[/QUOTE]
Dick move, you have to return the favor.
[QUOTE=David Tennant;24100592]To be fair, I'd much rather put my mouth on a penis than a vagina. But I'm not attracted to the same sex.[/QUOTE]:irony:
I don't even know how you'll handle straight sex, OP.
I mean can you imagine it? All of her salty juices providing a lubricant for your cock as it slides in and out, having it's own precum dribbling into her vagina as she kisses you profoundly.
Disgusting, right?
You don't lick the part of the vagina where she pees from, you should rub it though.
[QUOTE=Happyfaic;24100049]anal is hot, fuck your shit[/QUOTE]
Literally. :smug:
When someone said "Oral" for the first time I heard it, I thought it had something to do with teeth.
I don't understand how it's gross. Well, that is, if she doesn't wash very well, then I can understand. The first girl I ate out didn't wash worth a shit. I gagged, it was terrible. Usually, if both people use proper hygiene, then it's great.
[QUOTE=ohadje;24100624]You don't lick the part of the vagina where she pees from, you should rub it though.[/QUOTE]
Fuck that, eat the whole thing.
[QUOTE=David Tennant;24100330]Yes but I'm not sucking their hands, lips are usually clean due to saliva anyhow. Kissing someone doesn't make me feel sick, but the thought of having a bit of their saliva in my mouth does. Although that isn't in the same damn scale as having someones genitalia.. juice swashing all over my mouth.[/QUOTE]
Saliva doesn't clean shit fyi.
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[QUOTE=mugofdoom;24100736]Fuck that, eat the whole thing.[/QUOTE]
And her legs.
this thread made me hard
[QUOTE=Lebowski;24100449]your mouth slides over his strong shaft, he forces himself down your throat and his pubic hairs tickle your nose as his warm [I]salty[/I] semen fills up your sinuses[/QUOTE]
um
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The vagina isn't just one massive piss whole by the way, there's two holes
protip: you're not suppose to like the pee hole.
[QUOTE=David Tennant;24099999][IMG]http://www.wikidoc.org/images/9/91/Vagina-anatomy-labelled1.jpg[/IMG]
It looks so horrible.[/QUOTE]
That's the clitoris?
uh oh
When the girl starts to lick slowly upwards on your penis... man that is something. And the only nasty thing that could happen when oral sex is that your partner don't have a good hygiene down there, or when you are in the act and she starts to fart/pee. Well yeah that's the two worsts scenarios i could imagine.
Or if she have diarrhea and start to shot out like a damn space rocket taking off, well i doubt that would ever happen to a man.
I dont get it. What will you say when your wife says she wants oral sex.
Why would she start peeing... lol
Me and my best friend (a girl) give eachother oral all the time. To be honest when im not with her eating a pussy sounds kinda gross, but when i am with her i would do all kind of shit to her.
Fellatio and anal are the best dude.
[QUOTE=ohadje;24101573]Why would she start peeing... lol[/QUOTE]
Oh man, there is a lot of wackos out there who have weird fetishes. Here is a weird story my cousin told me. He was on this ski hotel and he and a couple of friends of had a party on their room. Later on when he was heading for the toilet, a girl followed him. They began to make out and my cousin asked if she wanted to give him a blow job, she said no.
So my cousin got a bit grumpy and ended the make out and went to the toilet to take a piss. When he was pissing, this girl began to crab towards him on the floor and began to drink his pee. My cousin was shocked and didn't know what the fuck to say or do so he was like, "Whaaaaaaaaat..." and continued peeing while the girl was drinking it. When he was done he asked. "Ok what the hell?" And she just smiled and my cousin asked, "You sure you don't wanna give me a blow job?" the girl said no and was heading out door and back to the party.
Maybe off topic but its a funny story.
[QUOTE=TheChantzGuy;24101603]Me and my best friend (a girl) give eachother oral all the time. To be honest when im not with her eating a pussy sounds kinda gross, but when i am with her i would do all kind of shit to her.[/QUOTE]
Is she your girlfriend(do you actually love her), or is she just a friend with benefits?
[QUOTE=ohadje;24101573]Why would she start peeing... lol[/QUOTE]
... didn't say she would but do you really wanna be licking her pissing hole or the hole where no piss gets in contact with?
[QUOTE=TwinkieHouse;24099638]Uh actually it's not that bad
Plus it turns me on just knowing that I'm getting her off :smug:[/QUOTE]
This is the best part about it for me, although I thoroughly enjoy just doing it.
Does anyone know how much sodium in seamen, if I remember it was like the fat was equal to a twinkly
Then again swallowing 8 million baby's.....thats not to bad
This thread has some gay tendencies.
there is probably more germs on your hands than on your genitalia
also, i don't understand how you could think that having your mouth on a woman's vagina is anything [I]but [/I] glorious
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