[QUOTE=crazycory65;24101782]Does anyone know how much sodium in seamen, if I remember it was like the fat was equal to a twinkly
Then again swallowing 8 million baby's.....thats not to bad[/QUOTE]
There's no sodium, it's protein, you don't literally have salt in your dick, salt is a rock.
DO YOU HAVE ROCKS IN YOUR DICK
tastes like licking a nickle.
oral sex for a man is great, idk giving to the other sex.
Hmm.
OP Doesn't like pussy, prefers cocks, but is not attracted to the same sex.
SHEMALES! Wattson, mystery solved!
[QUOTE=ArcNova;24102315]There's no sodium, it's protein, you don't literally have salt in your dick, salt is a rock.
DO YOU HAVE ROCKS IN YOUR DICK[/QUOTE]
YES I HAVE ROCKS IN MY DICK MY GIRLFRIEND COMPLAINS ABOUT MY ROCK HARD DICK ALL THE TIME
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fag
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op is a fag
[QUOTE=zombiefreak;24100546]When I ate out a girl I didn't taste anything. Maybe it depends on the girl?[/QUOTE]
I've only been with one girl, but she may have a little bit of a taste at first, but she loses it after line a minute.
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;24100045]I don't understand the fascination with female anal penetration. It causes nothing but pain to the female. At least with men they can actually reach orgasm from anal stimulation.
The concept of female orgasm from anal and the whole "shaving balls" crap are conspiracies invented by the pornography industry to sell more porn.[/QUOTE]
I shave my balls. Hater
[QUOTE=tehfrog;24099680]a dick probably tastes like skin. lick your arm. there. that is probably what a dick tastes like.[/QUOTE]
Everyone who read this licked their arm.
and a girl just tastes like wet skin really. No real taste to it.
As long as they shower daily
[QUOTE=42069;24099609]i love to suck boners[/QUOTE]
I read that then looked at your lucky star avatar....I loled.
[QUOTE=NotSo1337;24100316]OP is 12.[/QUOTE]
:frog:
I blame Starship Troopers for my lack of interest in giving oral sex.
[img]http://cubeupload.com/files/95a312brainbug.jpg[/img]
I eat out a lot.
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;24100045]I don't understand the fascination with female anal penetration. It causes nothing but pain to the female. At least with men they can actually reach orgasm from anal stimulation.
The concept of female orgasm from anal and the whole "shaving balls" crap are conspiracies invented by the pornography industry to sell more porn.[/QUOTE]
That's not always true.
Some girls love it.
As for the OP, receiving oral is pretty awesome.
And if you're good at it, and you enjoy making someone else feel good, giving is just as awesome.
That's not to say that there aren't going to be girls in the world who for lack of a better phrasing "don't take good care of themselves", but then again, i'm sure a fair number of women have choked back a gag or two, and not because the guy was too big.
Like a lot of things involving sex...some things don't seem that cool, or even downright terrible...until you try it.
Then you will love it.
Just the other day I made my girlfriend squirt while I was giving her oral. Oral is pretty amazing.
[QUOTE=GranaMan;24101671]Oh man, there is a lot of wackos out there who have weird fetishes. Here is a weird story my cousin told me. He was on this ski hotel and he and a couple of friends of had a party on their room. Later on when he was heading for the toilet, a girl followed him. They began to make out and my cousin asked if she wanted to give him a blow job, she said no.
So my cousin got a bit grumpy and ended the make out and went to the toilet to take a piss. When he was pissing, this girl began to crab towards him on the floor and began to drink his pee. My cousin was shocked and didn't know what the fuck to say or do so he was like, "Whaaaaaaaaat..." and continued peeing while the girl was drinking it. When he was done he asked. "Ok what the hell?" And she just smiled and my cousin asked, "You sure you don't wanna give me a blow job?" the girl said no and was heading out door and back to the party.
Maybe off topic but its a funny story.[/QUOTE]
I hope that story is true.
So it can be awesome.
What are you talking about Willis?
Stuff's hawt.
[sp]i've tasted a dick, it's a bit salty but it pretty much tastes like skin
also pre-cum is salty and sticky
don't ask[/sp]
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;24100600]Dick move, you have to return the favor.[/QUOTE]
Total dick move.
You'd better be careful.
That shit can get turned around on you quickly.
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;24100045]I don't understand the fascination with female anal penetration. It causes nothing but pain to the female. At least with men they can actually reach orgasm from anal stimulation.
The concept of female orgasm from anal and the whole "shaving balls" crap are conspiracies invented by the pornography industry to sell more porn.[/QUOTE]
No... It really doesn't. A lot of women feel a lot of pleasure from it.
[QUOTE=David Tennant;24100302]It's salty? That's disgusting.[/QUOTE]
Yes. Yes it is. Unless you eat spicy food, then it gets sweet. Thank god I love spicy food or my girlfriend would never eat my jizz. She practically begs for it now, though.
[QUOTE=42069;24099609]i love to suck boners[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Frankiscool!;24104237]Yes. Yes it is. Unless you eat spicy food, then it gets sweet. Thank god I love spicy food or my girlfriend would never eat my jizz. She practically begs for it now, though.[/QUOTE]
Your avatar makes this post so much more enjoyable.
It's not that bad if the girl is clean (and you care about them), but it's pretty much for if you're not at the intercourse stage yet.
[QUOTE=David Tennant;24099999][img]http://www.wikidoc.org/images/9/91/Vagina-anatomy-labelled1.jpg[/img]
It looks so horrible.[/QUOTE]
It's flesh. Cleaning that out with your tongue isn't even the worst thing to come (heh, come...) Just pretend you're sticking your tongue into a honey pot.
Wow, I can see you're one with the ladies
[QUOTE=David Tennant;24099592]you're ready to.. [i][b]COMMENCE THE FOREPLAY[/b][/i][/QUOTE]
It's k :smug:
Just clean your goddamn dick before recieving a BJ
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