[QUOTE=tehfrog;24099680]a dick probably tastes like skin. lick your arm. there. that is probably what a dick tastes like.[/QUOTE]
A hairy,sweaty flab of skin?
[QUOTE=David Tennant;24099592]Before I start, I'm a virgin and have never received or given oral sex, due to that I'll be talking out of inexperience.
Everytime I witness, talk or think about someone giving oral sex, I feel a tiny bit sick. I just can't imagine myself (I'm heterosexual, but I'll accommodate to homo/bisexuals) licking, sucking or putting my mouth anywhere near someones genitalia. The fact that both genders excrete urine from said genitalia instantly makes me feel sick to the stomach, and don't get me started on the anus, I wouldn't want any of my body parts being near someones shit pipe.
Does anyone else feel the same way? As I said, I've had no experience and when you're about to have sex with someone and you're ready to.. commence the foreplay I might feel differently. But as it stands it sounds fucking terrible, I can't imagine the taste unless you take a long shower and scrub every nook and cranny out of your whatsit before you begin.[/QUOTE]
lol you frigid tart
I have tried sucking my own dick a couple of times, only reached to the foreskin though, was salty.
Everyone in this thread has been trolled.
[QUOTE=David Tennant;24099592]Before I start, I'm a virgin and have never received or given oral sex, due to that I'll be talking out of inexperience.[/QUOTE]
learn autofellatio
change mind
OP will change his mind when he gets a girlfriend (at age 35) and she wants oral sex.
[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;24105131]OP will change his mind when he gets a girlfriend (at age 35) and she wants oral sex.[/QUOTE]
Or a boyfriend.
Or a sex toy.
Vaginas are pretty yucky looking.
ben you're gay.
ITT: Nerds who don't wash their dicks
[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;24103723]No... It really doesn't. A lot of women feel a lot of pleasure from it.[/QUOTE]
they're lying. there is no pleasure to be gained for a woman by having a dick shoved up your pooper. it hurts, it rips, it bleeds, and when it comes out, it's probably quite smelly and you're going to have to go and wash it all.
girls tell you they like it so guys will be "omg she loves anal what a hot bitch!", that's all.
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;24100126]Anal is disgusting, I really don't see how anyone can enjoy it.[/QUOTE]
The concept might be a little unnerving.
But you haven't lived life efficiently, if you never experience the intense orgasm through anal stimulation as a male. When gays or anyone says the prostate is a g-spot, they are not fucking kidding. It makes the orgasm atleast twice as more intense. Enema kits and proper hygiene make anal sex way less disgusting, after a good cleansing, the anus is no more cleaner than a vagina. But I promise you, you're missing out.
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[QUOTE=AWarGuy;24104697]A hairy,sweaty flab of skin?[/QUOTE]
Tip: If you correctly bathe, sweaty or excretion is no concern. And hairy? What the fuck, why would you have hair on your shaft?
I've never gone down on a girl, but I'm really tempted to do it to my girlfriend as a suprise, like as shes waking up! Man, that would be sweet.
[QUOTE=MattyGkid;24105486]I've never gone down on a girl, but I'm really tempted to do it to my girlfriend as a suprise, like as shes waking up! Man, that would be sweet.[/QUOTE]
Just make sure you know what you're doing.
And also, it tastes disgusting. It tastes like straight-up hormones.
I know.
[QUOTE=David Tennant;24099592]Before I start, I'm a virgin and have never received or given oral sex, due to that I'll be talking out of inexperience.
Everytime I witness, talk or think about someone giving oral sex, I feel a tiny bit sick. I just can't imagine myself (I'm heterosexual, but I'll accommodate to homo/bisexuals) licking, sucking or putting my mouth anywhere near someones genitalia. The fact that both genders excrete urine from said genitalia instantly makes me feel sick to the stomach, and don't get me started on the anus, I wouldn't want any of my body parts being near someones shit pipe.
Does anyone else feel the same way? As I said, I've had no experience and when you're about to have sex with someone and you're ready to.. commence the foreplay I might feel differently. But as it stands it sounds fucking terrible, I can't imagine the taste unless you take a long shower and scrub every nook and cranny out of your whatsit before you begin.[/QUOTE]
I don't know about the taste of vaginas, but I know that when it comes to dicks the taste of the actual thing goes in less than a minute. All you taste is your saliva. Even after sex the taste goes quickly, and then you can enjoy knowing your making your partner happy.
[QUOTE=TwinkieHouse;24099638]Uh actually it's not that bad
Plus it turns me on just knowing that I'm getting her off :smug:[/QUOTE]
Pretty much this.
Even though while I like anal too, though..
I wouldn't rim.
[QUOTE=Frankiscool!;24104237]Yes. Yes it is. Unless you eat spicy food, then it gets sweet. Thank god I love spicy food or my girlfriend would never eat my jizz. She practically begs for it now, though.[/QUOTE]
I thought it was pineapple.
[QUOTE=Kronos Zul;24105712]I thought it was pineapple.[/QUOTE]Fruit in general.
Anal is still weird to me, it does seem a bit gross. However, I'm all for giving oral to a girl, except I'd do it before I stick my cock in them. I don't want to have the taste of my own dick in my mouth.
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;24100126]Anal is disgusting, I really don't see how anyone can enjoy it.[/QUOTE]
Males can. Using anal stimulation the penis can touch the prostate, and cause an instant orgasm for the receiver, and it feels good just inside and around for the person receiving because it's so close to the prostate.
feels good man. Sexuality ain't got shit to do with it.
Also girls get far less pleasure (if any pleasure) from anal because their prostate doesn't work the same as mens.
From past experience I can tell you a vagina tastes a little bit like iron, as iron is included into the juices which make the female wet.
[QUOTE=Scoooby;24105496]Just make sure you know what you're doing.
And also, it tastes disgusting. It tastes like straight-up hormones.
I know.[/QUOTE]
Shouldn't do. It's not a "nice" taste, but shouldn't taste disgusting either. Best part is knowing she enjoys it.
[QUOTE=TwinkieHouse;24099638]Uh actually it's not that bad
Plus it turns me on just knowing that I'm getting her off :smug:[/QUOTE]
Rated tick.
oral sex ain't bad, but I don't understand why most guys are so damn psyched 'bout it. Hell licking pussy is quite nice, in the other hand, I have no facination about anal sex whatsoever, nothing is going into my butt, and hell if I'm gonna put my dick in others butt.
It kinda make me laugh when homophobics are interested in anal sex,
what is the big difference between male /female if you take them both in the butt ?
If it's only for the breasts you could might aswell take a fat guy, he also would have breasts xD.
Anyhow, anal = out area, not in. And honestly, you get more bacterias from kissing a person rather than sticking your tounge inside their genital area. Since as someone said, the most sterile stuff comes out from your penis / vagina. While we have most bacterias in our mouths, hell even more bacteria there than our butts.
I love eating out my girlfriend's pussy and ass. But I love that I'm pleasing her even more. :buddy:
Girls taste like coins, but when your into it the taste doesnt matter, its fucking hot. You know what I love, that throbbing feeling, when your having sex and she comes or your fingering her and she comes, the feeling is just great that little sqeezing sensation is just awsome.
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;24100126]Anal is disgusting, I really don't see how anyone can enjoy it.[/QUOTE]
What's wrong with anal sex? It's just like vaginal sex if you do it right. And of course you should perform Enema. [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema[/URL]
[QUOTE=David Tennant;24099592]The fact that both genders excrete urine from said genitalia [/QUOTE]
Erm...
[QUOTE=crazycory65;24102784]YES I HAVE ROCKS IN MY DICK MY GIRLFRIEND COMPLAINS ABOUT MY ROCK HARD DICK ALL THE TIME
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Funnily enough, a form of genital modification that I've heard about is pretty much that. Pebbles in the penis. You know, ribbed for her pleasure:smug:. Heard it's practiced in both africa and the middle east.
this is probably only one of the civilised conversations I have ever seen, and also OP you clearly have no sex drive.
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