• Oral sex sounds horrible.
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It's ok, club etiquette. If you're getting a one night stand at a club, before you go home you go to the toilet and wash ya dick. Most of the time she does the same. If they don't, [sp]FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU[/sp]
[QUOTE=Wide Ruled;24110055][img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=55042&dateline=1280433848[/img] Is that Christian Bale in your avatar?[/QUOTE] That's Manuel Ferrara. Search "manuel Ferrara & 4 Oily Policewomen" To get the video.
Have you ever thought about how we eat hen ovulations and drink from a lactating cow? Not to mention eating animals that roll in mud, swim in seawater or eat worms? When you're hungry food tastes good, even snails or jambes de grenouille won't gross you out because you're [B]hungry[/B] and they [B]taste good[/B]. It is a food analogy.
[QUOTE=David Tennant;24099999][img]http://www.wikidoc.org/images/9/91/Vagina-anatomy-labelled1.jpg[/img] It looks so horrible.[/QUOTE] It's beautiful.
Too bad it feels so damn good.
I actually somewhat agree with OP, in that I find Oral sex kinda disgusting. I'm sure it'll be awesome and very pleasuring, but I can't imagine myself letting my girlfriend do it to me, how could I kiss her after that? It'll feel like I'm kissing my own dick, ew. If some random hot woman would offer to give me oral sex I would agree though, as long as I don't have to kiss her afterwards or something. Giving oral sex to a girl also sounds gross, but who cares I mean it's not like I'm missing on anything there, right?
sometimes I fantasize about sucking a dick
[QUOTE=Heroms;24111427]That's Manuel Ferrara. Search "manuel Ferrara & 4 Oily Policewomen" To get the video.[/QUOTE] Damn... that was wild. I believe i shall add this to my special folder.
[QUOTE=David Tennant;24099725]Imagine licking that beast. I hate how in porn the woman always sucks the guy off after he's been having his way with her for the past 5 minutes. Doesn't she know where that's been?!?[/QUOTE] Dude, it's [b]porn[/b]
[QUOTE=Autumn;24105371]they're lying. there is no pleasure to be gained for a woman by having a dick shoved up your pooper. it hurts, it rips, it bleeds, and when it comes out, it's probably quite smelly and you're going to have to go and wash it all. girls tell you they like it so guys will be "omg she loves anal what a hot bitch!", that's all.[/QUOTE] Uh, nope. There are a lot of nerves back there on both men, and women, and stimulating those nerves is pleasurable for some women. I know a number of women who do enjoy it for real, women can have orgasms from there, so why are you denying that it feels good?
if you seriously think that women derive no pleasure from anal sex then you are seriously kind of stupid [editline]penis[/editline] and by the way, "when you take it out it's all smelly?" are you 5 years-old?
[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;24112636]Uh, nope. There are a lot of nerves back there on both men, and women, and stimulating those nerves is pleasurable for some women. I know a number of women who do enjoy it for real, women can have orgasms from there, so why are you denying that it feels good?[/QUOTE] Get this right. Like it's an amazing concept but some people, right. they like, enjoy anal, and get this. Some people... right. They don't. Not one bit.
[QUOTE=FuckingHellshit;24112697]Get this right. Like it's an amazing concept but some people, right. they like, enjoy anal, and get this. Some people... right. They don't. Not one bit.[/QUOTE] can you like not like post like this like please like because like it's like kind of like annoying like okay like thanks
Do you think normal sex is not the same? You pee out of your penis and you stick it in a vagina.
[QUOTE=BurnEmDown;24112510]I actually somewhat agree with OP, in that I find Oral sex kinda disgusting. I'm sure it'll be awesome and very pleasuring, but I can't imagine myself letting my girlfriend do it to me, how could I kiss her after that? It'll feel like I'm kissing my own dick, ew. If some random hot woman would offer to give me oral sex I would agree though, as long as I don't have to kiss her afterwards or something. Giving oral sex to a girl also sounds gross, but who cares I mean it's not like I'm missing on anything there, right?[/QUOTE] Uh, first of all, what's wrong with kissing her after she's blown you? "oh it's like kissing my own dick!" Your point? Your dick is clean, or should be, and is natural. Why do you people act like there's taboos around this shit and get all shy. And eating out a girl is the single best way to give them pleasure. Rarely will women enjoy penetrative sex more than just good tongue fucking. Being skilled at both and being able to keep things constantly changing and fun is important.
[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;24112754]Uh, first of all, what's wrong with kissing her after she's blown you? "oh it's like kissing my own dick!" Your point? Your dick is clean, or should be, and is natural. Why do you people act like there's taboos around this shit and get all shy. [/QUOTE] BUT IT'S GROSS EWWWWw
[QUOTE=FuckingHellshit;24112697]Get this right. Like it's an amazing concept but some people, right. they like, enjoy anal, and get this. Some people... right. They don't. Not one bit.[/QUOTE] You post like you're a retard. Yeah, some people enjoy it, some don't. It's dependent on the person. But the majority of people have the ability to feel good things in their ass due to the huge number of nerve endings.
[QUOTE=Doriol;24112727]can you like not like post like this like please like because like it's like kind of like annoying like okay like thanks[/QUOTE] post like what?
[QUOTE=FuckingHellshit;24112796]post like what?[/QUOTE] do you even read what you post
Penis tastes like salt
[QUOTE=-TRASE-;24112817]Penis tastes like salt[/QUOTE] not all peni are alike
How grossed out would the OP be at the thought of cumming in a girls mouth? If the answer is at all grossed out, you should probably die.
Giving is terrible. Getting it is where it's at.
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;24112912]Giving is terrible. Getting it is where it's at.[/QUOTE] selfish
Trust me. From my experiences, what I said is true.
The last girlfriend i had liked nothing but oral sex. She hated vaginal sex. It was good for me because she tasted good :q:
[QUOTE=tehfrog;24099680]a dick probably tastes like skin. lick your arm. there. that is probably what a dick tastes like.[/QUOTE] I enjoyed it.
[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;24112754]Uh, first of all, what's wrong with kissing her after she's blown you? "oh it's like kissing my own dick!" Your point? Your dick is clean, or should be, and is natural. Why do you people act like there's taboos around this shit and get all shy. And eating out a girl is the single best way to give them pleasure. Rarely will women enjoy penetrative sex more than just good tongue fucking. Being skilled at both and being able to keep things constantly changing and fun is important.[/QUOTE] I don't know I'm just grossed out by those stuff. I know that it will be very pleasuring but it still seems too gross for me.
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;24113435]I enjoyed it.[/QUOTE] yeah but it doesn't actually taste like that. a penis isn't just skin
Actually, I agree. Oral sex aint that great-- giving or receiving. But you can't tell anyone that or you'll hurt their feelings (If you're receiving they'll think they give bad head. If you're giving, they'll think you're grossed out by their junk.) So you just learn to live with it and focus on how happy its making your partner while you're doing it. Sex is all about giving and receiving after all.
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