How can I stop being such a fucking slow-witted cunt

[iEz]

[QUOTE=CNN;19682658]I'm sick of being humiliated and embarrassed by my friends and colleagues putdowns, I can always think of a great response to them but only about 2 hours after they said it. So whats the secret of being quick witted? Is it a case of thinking of a great putdown for everyone you meet before they insult you first? Or should I try and improve my intelligence and response times by reading more books or perhaps buying that brain training thing? Thanks in advance[/QUOTE]

Think faster, duh.

You need to stack them up, so you have a whole fucking section of your brain dedicated to that shit.
That's how I do it, and it works.

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For example, if someone calls me "four-eyes" (Glasses, durr) I just got:
"Since when did glass turn into eyes?"
No responses so far.

[Cheesemonkey]

It's not what you say that matters much, it's the way you say it.

If you mutter some great comeback nobody's going to care, if you slam a mediocre comeback on the table then nobody's going to fuck with you.

[editline]10:18PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=iEz;19729945]Think faster, duh.

You need to stack them up, so you have a whole fucking section of your brain dedicated to that shit.
That's how I do it, and it works.

[editline]11:12PM[/editline]

For example, if someone calls me "four-eyes" (Glasses, durr) I just got:
"Since when did glass turn into eyes?"
No responses so far.[/QUOTE]

that's because nobody fucking calls people four eyes anymore

[CNN]

[QUOTE=dookster;19729594]Did it take you a while to come up with that?

He was one of the greatest English Decadents, well known for his incredible wit and plays. Have you ever heard of [I]The Importance of Being Earnest, Lady Windemere's Fan, Dorian Grey [/I]or[I] An ideal husband?[/I] All written by him and adored by millions the world over.

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[URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde[/URL][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde"]
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thanks.

who was poe?

they all seem pretty gay as in most of the stuff make no sense. these days writers are better imo

[Vronkio]

Stop being such a fucking slow-witted cunt!

[dookster]

[QUOTE=CNN;19730451]thanks.

who was poe?

they all seem pretty gay as in most of the stuff make no sense. these days writers are better imo[/QUOTE]

Poe was a horror writer and, yes, Wilde was, ironically, gay.