• God Damn it My Tongue Melted Again
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it's jesus on your tongue
Our mouth will heal it fast over time :)
[QUOTE=tomatmann;25357622]Our mouth will heal it fast over time :)[/QUOTE] :psyduck:
[QUOTE=Handsome Pete;25354807][img_thumb]http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/6277/ewgoddamn.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Why hasn't this been posted yet? I'm seriously the first to notice this? [img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRN9Qf1ql0JE13pHC-uAdWfjbPMGsVxIN4BtGGfwHA41BRJpbA&t=1&usg=__q5ondyKgPchTNA8V5Ila7--QQUc=[/img]
Argh, now I can't get rid of the melted tongue feeling.
So apparently this happened to me just recently. No idea why, but it did. My tongue looked exactly like that.
Icebreakers are the shit. Too bad there are none, or are just really fucking hard to find, where I live.
You think this is bad? Try getting chemical burns from capsaicin from eating too many whole jalapenos. And not only were the burns in my mouth, but around my lips, too. I couldn't eat solid foods comfortably for a month.
You should keep eating them until it gets really bad and afterwards sue the company for big bucks :)
[QUOTE=Xeloo;25357490]it's jesus on your tongue[/QUOTE] looks more like Noah.
I get this all the time. Shit smells bad and makes your tongue feel weird. Just scrub it off with your toothbrush, especially at the back. though watch out for your gag reflex.
Am I the only one who noticed "Not to share"? OP took the risk, stop complaining op :colbert:
[QUOTE=The mouse;25354832]Toxic Wastes are better[/QUOTE] Nukes. that or Toxic waste, so yeah though stuff in op are fucking amazing
[QUOTE=AlphaNoob4;25652668]looks more like Noah.[/QUOTE] Thanks. I've had this happen with that sour spray thing. It hurt like fuuuuuck.
If you want to keep your tongue stop [b]FUCKING[/b] eating them.
The white stuff towards the back of your tongue is actually benign anaerobic bacteria which love a good tongue to chill on. It's the respiration of the bacteria that leads to halitosis, or bad breath. A tongue scraper is the best way to get rid of it, rather than a toothbrush. Mouthwash or toothpaste will only mask the smell, not remove the underlying cause. The more you know.
Reminds me of the time I got a jawbreaker from my dad. I liked the thing so much my tongue started bleeding and the skin cracked. The day I finished it, I pulled off A GIANT FUCKING LAYER OF DEAD BACTERIA AND SHIT from my tongue(It was like peeling 1/8 inch think tape off a piece of paper or something) My tongue kept bleeding for like a week
thats gross
[QUOTE=Handsome Pete;25354807][img_thumb]http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/1024/ewgoddamnwaitisthatphil.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] [img]http://u.boonspin.com/upload/tongueface.png[/img] Viking tongue. M'lord.
[QUOTE=FreddiRox!;25667249][img_thumb]http://u.boonspin.com/upload/tongueface.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] [img]http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/1024/ewgoddamnwaitisthatphil.png[/img]
op's tongue is a pussy i used to eat fuckloads of toxic wastes, occasionally 2 barrels in a day my tongue is perfectly fine i think [editline]27th October 2010[/editline] fucking they dont sell toxic wastes anywhere these days
Icebreaker Sours aren't even that sour.
I think it looks more like a sad clown.
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