• FACEPUNCH 2011 BATTLE RAPPING
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[QUOTE=No Party Hats;32854691]Fuck man, Compete and Seat, Sad and Bad, around here we fucking kill your kinda lad, now go home and cry to your little dad, make him question why you were ever had. Shit, Diet kid? You must be a lagga, I don't need sugar use crushed up Viagra, makin' up words or cuttin' them up, just a part of the plan to mop you up.[/QUOTE] [/quote] Fuck dude just sit there and listen. I'm tired of killing this shit, rippen. Tired of burying you in this coffin. Shit's getting old, like Stalin. Unlike your parents who've lost hope I sit in the back and do some fucking coke. Can't cope? Please give yourself a rope. Blaze some dope then commit this shit like choke.
Stalin, you makin' fun of Stalin? You got me rollin' here on the floor, you must be troillin' Joesph Steel is the shit man, oh he was rollin', you're nothin' you little bitch man, get to know it.
[QUOTE=TaoAmano;32854704]Ask me to go easy then you diss me, nope. You've entered a slippery slope, time to blaze some dope. If I didn't burn ganja, I'd be aiming my rifle scope. Like your parents and the pope, I've lost all hope.[/QUOTE] I've never rapped before, I thought I'd try I just hope to do well, I'd just like to get by Oh wow, ~dope~, you smoke? You're really quite the joke. Please, at least stay on topic maybe you'd if your brain wasn't microscopic
Shit dude your rhymes don't contest with the best rolling. Forward, No protest the mods should obviously get to banning. Even the Buddhist Monk's agree its time for a beating. In the back blunting, I ain't stunting fuck dude you act like I'm bluffing. ^ Partyhats. @Shadez Well you should pick yourself off the floor before I get to stomping, with a mighty roar Your shit is poor, I can gurantee you'll be sore. Just like your mother, the fucking whore.
Guys, just watch me provide, the sodium chloride, and the citrus oxide, what you think this shit do side by side?
[QUOTE=TaoAmano;32854779]Shit dude your rhymes don't contest with the best rolling. Forward, No protest the mods should obviously get to banning. Even the Buddhist Monk's agree its time for a beating. In the back blunting, I ain't stunt fuck dude you act like I'm bluffing.[/QUOTE] I've never been banned, sorry if my rapping is bland. I've never done it before, but at least reading it isn't a chore, like yours.
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I'm out of this bitch. You all suck. Look at these guys Their life's are fucked. I'm rolling in the dough now. You still in yo hut. There's no point in trying. You ain't got my luck.
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;32854795]Guys, just watch me provide, the sodium chloride, and the citrus oxide, what you think this shit do side by side?[/QUOTE] I have a better solution, that'd impress Like a tooth I be breaking out, abcess You are just excess, stop pretending like you're blessed No Party Hat's has no success, if he did it would be suppressed. Been having enough of this stress. Starting to detest the press. I admit that I am bad, I confess. Now let everything fall and trangress like my swag. Finesse.
While this isn't about smiles, mine stretched for miles, primarily because of that cheesy ass shit, it's so mild, It's a fucking rap battle, not poetry club, now back to your mommy, kisses and hugs.
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;32854863]While this isn't about smiles, mine stretched for miles, primarily because of that cheesy ass shit, it's so mild, It's a fucking rap battle, not poetry club, now back to your mommy, kisses and hugs.[/QUOTE] Faggot listen I'm getting tired. Let's admit you happened to admire Michael Jackson, your plan backfired Shit's getting rewired, fall back done and prespired
It's Gold Members versus the Blue pistol-holders. Holding them ideas on their mental highways, the argument frequently going sideways, back and forth--like yo' momma during intercourse! Everyone in their circle jerks, everybody got their quirks. Everyone know that them on Facepunch are fat nerds with a back hunch, who eat more than they lunch--eat the whole fucking buffet table. Unstable psychos, 12-year-old hoes pretendin' to be..who knows? I'm ready to get you all a brain surgery with a butter knife, death all around, I'll take out my glock! Tic-toc, yous all should run! Because within a few seconds, ya'll all be dead.. Theres a dead body under the bed--sheets painted red--precision aimed like a Med. Everything used to be so good, now its tits up! I guess that's the life in the hood. I can't snap out of this, I'm a homicidal Facepunch failure--measuring body bags like a blind tailor. I should step out--got three assignments, which are due, just like you. Ready for all yo' spinal realignments?!
Now back to Das Kapital, Volumes of 3, words in that shit that you'd have never seen, talk of insurrection, resurrection, repression, I learned a good lesson, the issues hard pressin'. The media's ignoring, the growin' revolution, Wall Street, there can be no peaceful resolution, the haves or the have nots, one can only touch the top, similar to battles here, tides are rising as I feared. Reading the news I was disgusted, the opinions of those rioting, untrusted. Politicians, waiving it as child's talk, with thousands of people camping out on their sidewalks. Looking at that situation, slowly creeping our whole nation, I've reached one huge revelation, this is the Bourgeoisie revolution, next comes the Socialist Reformation, all laid out like Lenin's plan for his motherland, now I'm not holding those two in the same hand, obviously they take 2 different stands, we're not gonna have another Bloody Sunday, but the people will have their way some day. Come Monday more news will reach the world, more supporters creeping from the shadows, unfurled. But that's just what I think, though the situations aren't equal, they both are crying for power to the people.
[QUOTE=BlackCrow;32854922]It's Gold Members versus the Blue pistol-holders. Holding them ideas on their mental highways, the argument frequently going sideways, back and forth--like yo' momma during intercourse! Everyone in their circle jerks, everybody got their quirks. Everyone know that them on Facepunch are fat nerds with a back hunch, who eat more than they lunch--eat the whole fucking buffet table. Unstable psychos, 12-year-old hoes pretendin' to be..who knows? I'm ready to get you all a brain surgery with a butter knife, death all around, I'll take out my glock! Tic-toc, yous all should run! Because within a few seconds, ya'll all be dead.. Theres a dead body under the bed--sheets painted red--precision aimed like a Med. Everything used to be so good, now its tits up! I guess that's the life in the hood. I can't snap out of this, I'm a homicidal Facepunch failure--measuring body bags like a blind tailor. I should step out--got three assignments, which are due, just like you. Ready for all yo' spinal realignments?![/QUOTE] I can give you six reasons why this is bad like my thread. I won't go there despite no respect, haha coming from the pothead. Now listen Egghead, quit rapping no place for inbreds You entered this thread stepping therefore you entered on a deathbed. I didn't want to be the one to shred this, but it spread throughout my body like a disease, making a steady lead The walls will be painted blood-red, behead. You'll fall dead as your family gasps with dread.
Now I've been thinking brothers, what's all this fighting for? Why start up small battles when we could fight our own wars? We could unify, stand up for the oppressed, and we sure as hell could clean up this mess. We're stronger than you think, we ain't no finks, you dig? Like one big rig, we fucking work together, one piece lost, we're gone forever, so let's take up arms, cause some harm, stand for the people who work on the farms, factories, retail, make "The Man" fish-tail, his ass out of here, give him something big to fear. [editline]19th October 2011[/editline] Let's quit this rap battle, hop on the fucking saddle, if it's ranting you want, come help round up the cattle. We'll force the power back, give some to the blacks, and anyone else oppressed, we can make it fact.
[QUOTE=TaoAmano;32854852]I have a better solution, that'd impress Like a tooth I be breaking out, abcess You are just excess, stop pretending like you're blessed No Party Hat's has no success, if he did it would be suppressed. Been having enough of this stress. Starting to detest the press. I admit that I am bad, I confess. Now let everything fall and trangress like my swag. Finesse.[/QUOTE] I may not know much about rapping, but please, it's not like crapping. It feels like you're taking a dump on my chest, I'm really not impressed. Your rap skills are poor and it's becoming a bore, let's settle the score. I'm new, and in lieu: you're beat, and it was not a feat. You're just plain terrible. Whenever you post, the feeling's unbearable. I fear if I keep reading your rap, my brain will be irreparable.
[I]I'm rapping all day and I'm rapping all night, I rap to the beat and I rap it up tight, I rap in the morning and I rap 'till I'm done, Cos everybody knows that I'm number one, And I'm rapping, I'm rapping, I'm rap-rap-rapping, I'm rapping, I'm rapping, I'm rappity-rapping, I'm rapping, I'm rapping, I'm rap-rap-rapping, I'm rap-rap-rap-rap-rap-rap-rapping. I'm rapping all day and I'm rapping all night...[/I]
Ladies and Gentlemen, WE HAVE A WINNER!
[QUOTE=Shadaez;32854998]I may not know much about rapping, but please, it's not like crapping. It feels like you're taking a dump on my chest, I'm really not impressed. Your rap skills are poor and it's becoming a bore, let's settle the score. I'm new, and in lieu: you're beat, and it was not a feat. You're just plain terrible. Whenever you post, the feeling's unbearable. I fear if I keep reading your rap, my brain will be irreparable.[/QUOTE] Before I start to rap back with these tactics. I've got to rethink my antics so they don't look frantic Or perhaps Drastic, like raps written by Illmatic It appears as if you're brainsick like that one internet hippie. This shit wasn't a contest, obvious that I'm the classic. Class act, I'm the critic that be laying you in a coffin. Shit's getting mad, better walk away before I dropkick. Fucking hicks, six feet under dipstick shouldn't of fucking started it..
I'm on this beat like an under cover whore And I'm the mountain you must climb to reach this matter's horn Test me with my 9th vein and my 6th insane gain That's the 12th notch in my sadistic and sluggish fame The fifth rip will spit more shit than a flipped trick And My basis of my rap is this triplet six mix aaaaand I'll kill you faster than an officer of the law While my bars swallow more people than the Maw I'm a trip, slip? Naw I'll break backs and split more cracks Than Earl while he's on a track You can swallow my bars like a faggot and xanax Tragic.
[QUOTE=TRLEChippers;32855005][I]I'm rapping all day and I'm rapping all night, I rap to the beat and I rap it up tight, I rap in the morning and I rap 'till I'm done, Cos everybody knows that I'm number one, And I'm rapping, I'm rapping, I'm rap-rap-rapping, I'm rapping, I'm rapping, I'm rappity-rapping, I'm rapping, I'm rapping, I'm rap-rap-rapping, I'm rap-rap-rap-rap-rap-rap-rapping. I'm rapping all day and I'm rapping all night...[/I][/QUOTE] Smoke two raps in the morning, smoke two raps in the afternoon, smoke two raps in the night. Smoke two raps in the time of peace, and two in the time of war
[QUOTE=TaoAmano;32854964]I can give you six reasons why this is bad like my thread. I won't go there despite no respect, haha coming from the pothead. Now listen Egghead, quit rapping no place for inbreds You entered this thread stepping therefore you entered on a deathbed. I didn't want to be the one to shred this, but it spread throughout my body like a disease, making a steady lead The walls will be painted blood-red, behead. You'll fall dead as your family gasps with dread.[/QUOTE] You're probably right.. I can only rap and rhyme with enough given time. Honestly, I can't shut up--I'm a failure mime. I dislike Sublime and I still don't know how to sign my name in cursive. My rap isn't as immersive as others, because I only know novel literature--My mentality isn't from the hood, even though It should. I did everything they said I wouldn't, because I knew I could. I'm an example of society's reject, wrecked by evil ideals and horrible beings. I don't remember anymore where I began, and I've never held a girl's hand. I'm an empty hole--I'm the one apart from the cull that the Butcher didn't slash--left for torture. I've never smoke any hash--once I was offered, but I made my quick dash. I'm a magnet to a fight, and I have day-dreams of pushing people off a flight. I'm constantly cold, and I feel old like Urbex mold. I always wanted to be the shit, and not the pile of shit. I wanted to be the biggest hit. Ignored and neglected, trashed and beat. Thrown overboard, constantly affected. I'm always the source of being bashed, and being fed to the heat. I'm disconnected from feelings--reason being, my past dealing. Up to now..I've lost all my winnings, and no longer believe in a new beginning..
[QUOTE=PeonMVC;32855053]I'm on this beat like an under cover whore And I'm the mountain you must climb to reach this matter's horn Test me with my 9th vein and my 6th insane gain That's the 12th notch in my sadistic and sluggish fame The fifth rip will spit more shit than a flipped trick And My basis of my rap is this triplet six mix aaaaand I'll kill you faster than an officer of the law While my bars swallow more people than the Maw I'm a trip, slip? Naw I'll break backs and split more cracks Than Earl while he's on a track You can swallow my bars like a faggot and xanax Tragic.[/QUOTE] Tyler said killing the wolfs is a must. Dude really talking about my man Earl? That's unjust. Surfaced like the tamest rapper, trespassed like the slickest Filling the empty room with dead bodies and that sawdust. I'd rap back some more, but it's time for me to withdraw. Bed time? Naw, I just gotta sleep. School's in the morning and shit, I'd hate to reak. (I'm aware barely any of this rhymes. I wanted to feel accomplished and don't have a lot of time.. About to pass out..)
[QUOTE=TaoAmano;32855086]Tyler said killing the wolfs is a must. Dude really talking about my man Earl? That's unjust. Surfaced like the tamest rapper, trespassed like the slickest Filling the empty room with dead bodies and that sawdust. I'd rap back some more, but it's time for me to withdraw. Bed time? Naw, I just gotta sleep. School's in the morning and shit, I'd hate to reak. (I'm aware barely any of this rhymes. I wanted to feel accomplished and don't have a lot of time.. About to pass out..)[/QUOTE] Haha like you could've tried faggot Take my rap and try to snap it? Fuck that let me re wrap this shit I'll bury you with a fucking hundred other rap midgets 6 feet under and you still act like youre thunderin It's just your asshole burnin from digestin my lines'n I'm not sure where else to go from here cause my 20's not unknown It's that dark shack in the woods where I drag fags and drench em in rum and cum
dude this Carter Deems fucking DESTROYS modern battle rap [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E_7LzvZS2k[/media] also Erik Foreman [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIJiviHHzIc[/media]
[QUOTE=PeonMVC;32855594]Haha like you could've tried faggot Take my rap and try to snap it? Fuck that let me re wrap this shit I'll bury you with a fucking hundred other rap midgets 6 feet under and you still act like youre thunderin It's just your asshole burnin from digestin my lines'n I'm not sure where else to go from here cause my 20's not unknown It's that dark shack in the woods where I drag fags and drench em in rum and cum[/QUOTE] why you talkin bout this homo shit i bet you feed on excrement, drive without a license, and pick up trannies for the hell of it, cause you aint hard- talkn bout a murder you never seen, like killin babies in a dream your fake ass life is too obscene so dont come back without some game thats got a soul cause your lame lyricism's just too slow and your rhymin ability's gotta grow you might as well take your cursor and highlight what you see press control followed by c and maybe one day be like me
[QUOTE=seanocaster;32856274]why you talkin bout this homo shit i bet you feed on excrement, drive without a license, and pick up trannies for the hell of it, cause you aint hard- talkn bout a murder you never seen, like killin babies in a dream your fake ass life is too obscene so dont come back without some game thats got a soul cause your lame lyricism's just too slow and your rhymin ability's gotta grow you might as welltake your cursor and highlight what you see press control followed by c and maybe one day be like me[/QUOTE] Your style is generic I'm just esoteric, while you's just barbaric Kick your ass up in the sky, wouldn't that be ionospheric? See you falling with no parachute, that'd be hysteric
you niggas is awful, record some shit i don't wanna read essays and shit cuh.
here's one i made like 2 weeks ago they dudes be thinkin they can show me up when they come i be blowin them up thinkin they the best, they the flyist but when i mash em they become the fuckin shyist while you be kissin rectums al be makin albums ma rhythm be unmatched al fuck yer mothers snatch she'll be lickin ma scrotum while you'll be gettin prepared for your fuckin post-mortem if anythin a hit to the head would make you smarter is it cool if a shag your mums farter? lol joke i aint askin permission its really just tradition me rapin bitches is as needed as nutrition
Reading this thread is kind of depressing No one can go as hard as me, I'm guessing But now I'm back, to enforce harder harmonies To, again, spit hot fire in copious quantities I break down lipids like I break down this beat I am in fact a protein, and I do enjoy my meat I've got the only album on the shelf without a mass recall 'Cause I run this shit like professional baseball
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