[QUOTE=BENJA5;32857454]Reading this thread is kind of depressing
No one can go as hard as me, I'm guessing
But now I'm back, to enforce harder harmonies
To, again, spit hot fire in copious quantities
I break down lipids like I break down this beat
I am in fact a protein, and I do enjoy my meat
I've got the only album on the shelf without a mass recall
'Cause I run this shit like professional baseball[/QUOTE]
Despite being terrible, this is pretty fun.
Meat? Sorry, I'm vegan.
I don't even drink milk from the (say thee) utters.
From what I can tell, you're better than the others in this thread & I'm glad they went to bed.
[QUOTE=BENJA5;32857454]Reading this thread is kind of depressing
No one can go as hard as me, I'm guessing
But now I'm back, to enforce harder harmonies
To, again, spit hot fire in copious quantities
I break down lipids like I break down this beat
I am in fact a protein, and I do enjoy my meat
I've got the only album on the shelf without a mass recall
'Cause I run this shit like professional baseball[/QUOTE]
Im a orange.
*bap bop*
I am sublime, the lime from the trees in line.
*bap bap*
I am a lime.
*bop bap*
Sublime lime.
*bop bap bip*
why is it so cold in here.
[editline]19th October 2011[/editline]
i am a lime.
my mom said i was good when i was rehearsing this line.
The rappers tell me that i cant afford a dime.
I tell them i sure can afford a lime.
i went to store to pick up a lime from the lime line.
[QUOTE=Shoopiwoop;32857905]Im a orange.
*bap bop*
I am sublime, the lime from the trees in line.
*bap bap*
I am a lime.
*bop bap*
Sublime lime.
*bop bap bip*
why is it so cold in here.
[editline]19th October 2011[/editline]
i am a lime.
my mom said i was good when i was rehearsing this line.
The rappers tell me that i cant afford a dime.
I tell them i sure can afford a lime.
i went to store to pick up a lime from the lime line.[/QUOTE]
I hate to break it to you but your mom lied to you.
Rhyming lime with lime is really creative, let's argue.
I'm bidding you adieu as I skip through meadows drinking brew.
Wasted off my ass, taboo. After putting you to rest, it's time to go get a new tattoo.
[editline]19th October 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Shadaez;32857596]Despite being terrible, this is pretty fun.
Meat? Sorry, I'm vegan.
I don't even drink milk from the (say thee) utters.
From what I can tell, you're better than the others in this thread & I'm glad they went to bed.[/QUOTE]
Terrible you're horrendous like a cripple.
Bad egg, like a sprained ankle.
You entered this battles your bones all brittle.
Stay for your fate faggot, maybe we can cuddle later.
violets are blue
some people seem to think every line has to rhyme.
People need to actually start putting these raps to a beat and recording it. It isn't hard or impressive to just write it out.
I should post my rap from the last facepunch rap battle where i was shitting on kids.
[editline]19th October 2011[/editline]
[URL="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/99892/facepunch%20rap%20battle%202010%20entry.mp3"]Here it is.[/URL]
[QUOTE=pyrofiliac;32860269]I should post my rap from the last facepunch rap battle where i was shitting on kids.
[editline]19th October 2011[/editline]
[URL="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/99892/facepunch%20rap%20battle%202010%20entry.mp3"]Here it
is.[/URL][/QUOTE]
You shit on Kid's that really gross.
Like a stroke... Rick Ross.
Drop the mic, end of discussion.
Facepunch sat and sowde that hath done me the wrong
Wherof I plain, and have done many a daye
And whilst she herd my plaint in pitious song
Wisshed my hert the samplar as it lay
The blind maister whome I have served so long
Grudging to here that he did here her saye
Made her own wepon do her fynger blede
To fele if pricking were so good in dede
Word.
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1133794?p=32861510#post32861510"]If you really think you have what it takes, enter in this thread for the official battle contest.[/URL]
yo fuck da other thread
I'll beat you over the head
when I saw you make that post
I wanted to make toast
yo fuck it
you piss in a bucket
peace my african brothers
[QUOTE=Craptasket;32864186]yo fuck da other thread
I'll beat you over the head
when I saw you make that post
I wanted to make toast
yo fuck it
you piss in a bucket
peace my african brothers[/QUOTE]
do i dare battle a mod
well i hope that he's forgiving
cause when i hooked up with his mom
she gave the gift that kept on giving
while im wreckin her
she's checkin work
and makin adolescents squirt
consumed too many zanies
had to save her life with my cock n jerk
snatched her from the sarcophagus
slapped her back to livin
by grazin her esophagus
with my john thomas, Mr. willy
Born in hell with a miniscule cock,
you know im the nigger that smokes those rocks,
ill rape your grandma and fuck her in her ass
use her blood as lube then slap some glass
cum in her eye, rape her from the side
dicks too small for a pussy i use the bellybutton
fuck you, eat my shit, lick my dick, west side.
im so high fuck
[editline]19th October 2011[/editline]
Dicks like a matador, big as fuck
spread them cheeks lets have a game of luck
ill stick it in your pooper and leave you in a stupor
dont fuck around get your head plastered,
cum.
[QUOTE=Trogdon;32855866]dude this Carter Deems fucking DESTROYS modern battle rap
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E_7LzvZS2k[/media]
also Erik Foreman
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIJiviHHzIc[/media][/QUOTE]
lunar c is better
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVxZMuXKMeU&feature=relmfu[/media]
Luner C. Sucks a big dick.
Please don't ban me for speaking my mind
But no one in this thread can spit a single rhyme
Sorry but my rap is now comin to an end
I'm gonna go ahead and click send
[QUOTE=PeonMVC;32855594]Haha like you could've tried faggot
Take my rap and try to snap it?
Fuck that let me re wrap this shit
I'll bury you with a fucking hundred other rap midgets
6 feet under and you still act like youre thunderin
It's just your asshole burnin from digestin my lines'n
I'm not sure where else to go from here cause my 20's not unknown
It's that dark shack in the woods where I drag fags and drench em in rum and cum[/QUOTE]
Generic rap about fucking money and getting bitches that type of shit.
When I step into the game, I realize it's time to commit to spit.
Wish you really didn't start this, put me down but like a dull cigarette I stay lit.
Take a seat, you're unfit and I've got to admit that you really need to quit.
Where's TH89?
Why has no one mentioned Illmac?
[editline]20th October 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;32868262]Please don't ban me for speaking my mind
But no one in this thread can spit a single rhyme
Sorry but my rap is now comin to an end
I'm gonna go ahead and click send[/QUOTE]
No one can rhyme?
Well let me take this dime flip it and make mine
My slime has more shine than your finest line
And your rap has less spine than the kindest rhyme
By the way the button says reply
[quote]
No one can rhyme?
Well let me take this dime flip it and make mine
My slime has more shine than your finest line
And your rap has less spine than the kindest rhyme
By the way the button says reply[/QUOTE]
Dude all of these rhymes about dimes
Are making me want to go outside and commit crimes
Now please stop rhyming rhyme with dime, killing this shit is just my favorite past time.
In the mean time, I'm listening to sublime and waiting for tea time.
I see you are good at eating limes, now you've expired past your prime.
I'm killing all the raps in my lifetime, now lay back and die like fucking slime.
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;32868262]Please don't ban me for speaking my mind
But no one in this thread can spit a single rhyme
Sorry but my rap is now comin to an end
I'm gonna go ahead and click send[/QUOTE]
Yet another "rapper" in this thread who thinks he is clever
I'm afraid to inform you, I see no intelligence in there whatsoever
I am different, the essence of life transcends through my pen
I'm afraid you can't compare, so go to bed, say a prayer, amen
[QUOTE=Craptasket;32864186]yo fuck da other thread
I'll beat you over the head
when I saw you make that post
I wanted to make toast
yo fuck it
you piss in a bucket
peace my african brothers[/QUOTE]
peace bro......
I'm back, I'm done with politics for now,
I'm not here to clown around,
just wanna make you cry and frown,
Benja's actin' brown, but he's sad he just got grounded,
and Craptasket has some talent but he just hasn't found it.
Unh, I'll be here all week bitches
(Kidding Craptasket, you're awesome)
This thread yo, I'm buzzing through it
Like a constipated t-rex I don't give a shit
Pop a dumb in my post, i'm not afraid
Because it's you faggot ass nerds who'll never get laid
I joke
They call me the olbiteraper, fuck around and ill grape ya,
small ass cock but it gets the job done
if you fuck with me get ready to have fun,
ill play monopoly, off your erect cum gun,
then roll around and fuck you in the bum
dont fuck with it cause im like gary coleman
5 feet tall and i like blowing old men
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;32877998]I'm back, I'm done with politics for now,
I'm not here to clown around,
just wanna make you cry and frown,
Benja's actin' brown, but he's sad he just got grounded,
and Craptasket has some talent but he just hasn't found it.
Unh, I'll be here all week bitches
(Kidding Craptasket, you're awesome)[/QUOTE]
Listen up - I write scriptures; pictures taking form to a word
To be fair, I think teamwork is something to be preferred
I believe we could live in a manner of coexistence
Because the best conquests are those with no resistance
Take my hand, and we shall dominate in this thread
But only one condition, I take the top bunk bed
[QUOTE=BENJA5;32883749]Listen up - I write scriptures; pictures taking form to a word
To be fair, I think teamwork is something to be preferred
I believe we could live in a manner of coexistence
Because the best conquests are those with no resistance
Take my hand, and we shall dominate in this thread
But only one condition, I take the top bunk bed[/QUOTE]
Listen here cunt, your nothing but a runt,
get ready for the brunt of my words,
they flow like picaso and rupture like your asshole
so you might as well call me maestro
because im whirlpooling your asshole like a dirty chink
your close
your gone
your in the brink.
[editline]20th October 2011[/editline]
Give me head till im dead,
im sick in the head, but not the dick,
so get ready for some rhymes that will make you sick,
i got 14 inches of ravager ready to release,
dont fuck with me
its hungry, to fill that crease
last night i dug your grandmother up,
skull fucked her
fake teeth were rattling like a snake
but then i came like a fucking sewer grate
bitch was ghost riding my dick, while i fucked her soul
she ate my shit and then i smoked a bowl
[QUOTE=Septimas;32883793]Listen here cunt, your nothing but a runt,
get ready for the brunt of my words,
they flow like picaso and rupture like your asshole
so you might as well call me maestro
because im whirlpooling your asshole like a dirty chink
your close
your gone
your in the brink.
[editline]20th October 2011[/editline]
Give me head till im dead,
im sick in the head, but not the dick,
so get ready for some rhymes that will make you sick,
i got 14 inches of ravager ready to release,
dont fuck with me
its hungry, to fill that crease
last night i dug your grandmother up,
skull fucked her
fake teeth were rattling like a snake
but then i came like a fucking sewer grate
bitch was ghost riding my dick, while i fucked her soul
she ate my shit and then i smoked a bowl[/QUOTE]
It seems like you don't even try to best me at all
So listen up, I'll bring the house down like the Berlin Wall
I'm the head of this office, you can call me Ronald Reagan
And I don't like your kind, so scram, you dirty pagan
You come in this thread spitting bars uninspired
I think it's just about time that you just retired
Oh wait, nevermind, cause your career never began
So get out of here before I go and hire a hitman
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