[QUOTE=Septimas;32883793]Listen here cunt, your nothing but a runt,
get ready for the brunt of my words,
they flow like picaso and rupture like your asshole
so you might as well call me maestro
because im whirlpooling your asshole like a dirty chink
your close
your gone
your in the brink.
[editline]20th October 2011[/editline]
Give me head till im dead,
im sick in the head, but not the dick,
so get ready for some rhymes that will make you sick,
i got 14 inches of ravager ready to release,
dont fuck with me
its hungry, to fill that crease
last night i dug your grandmother up,
skull fucked her
fake teeth were rattling like a snake
but then i came like a fucking sewer grate
bitch was ghost riding my dick, while i fucked her soul
she ate my shit and then i smoked a bowl[/QUOTE]
I'm repping hard, drugs discussion.
Chosen one, stumbling around drunken
Listen man, I didn't want to give you a concussion
The misfortune of spitting against me, is like the misfortune of religion... Christians
I smoke at least as twice as much as this other dude
You get up on stage unlike me you are booed.
Now that you're out of a job, go home and masturbate to your brothers nudes.
Watch out drinking that bitches brew, I'll skewer you like Orlando Bloom.
Listen dude stop your posts.
I'll go and make you some toast
Return thirty minutes later, covered in your sisters semen, boast
We all know you like to get fucked by ghosts.
[editline]21st October 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=BENJA5;32883982]It seems like you don't even try to best me at all
So listen up, I'll bring the house down like the Berlin Wall
I'm the head of this office, you can call me Ronald Reagan
And I don't like your kind, so scram, you dirty pagan
You come in this thread spitting bars uninspired
I think it's just about time that you just retired
Oh wait, nevermind, cause your career never began
So get out of here before I go and hire a hitman[/QUOTE]
Your existence is really pissing me off to every extent
I bet you worship god like a christian advent.
Descending into the depths of hell, I don't repent
I'm on a lyrical rampage, no one knows my true intent
Bloodthirsty, riding down the street hellbent
Keep running bitch, I can smell your fucking scent
All these attacks and no I will not relent
None of this can be prevented, I hope you feel resent
[QUOTE=TaoAmano;32884005]I'm repping hard, drugs discussion.
Chosen one, stumbling around drunken
Listen man, I didn't want to give you a concussion
The misfortune of spitting against me, is like the misfortune of religion... Christians
I smoke at least as twice as much as this other dude
You get up on stage unlike me you are booed.
Now that you're out of a job, go home and masturbate to your brothers nudes.
Watch out drinking that bitches brew, I'll skewer you like Orlando Bloom.
Listen dude stop your posts.
I'll go and make you some toast
Return thirty minutes later, covered in your sisters semen, boast
We all know you like to get fucked by ghosts.
[editline]21st October 2011[/editline]
Your existence is really pissing me off to every extent
I bet you worship god like a christian advent.
Descending into the depths of hell, I don't repent
I'm on a lyrical rampage, no one knows my true intent
Bloodthirsty, riding down the street hellbent
Keep running bitch, I can smell your fucking scent
All these attacks and no I will not relent
None of this can be prevented, I hope you feel resent[/QUOTE]
You're delusional, I wasn't even discoursing to thee
But since you're here, I'll make you into an amputee
I must warn you, I'm not a doctor, no anesthesia
I can't help it, my medical license is from Tunisia!
I'm sorry that god worship gives you discontent
Though I'm not a crazy bible thumper, those I resent
Compared to me, however, you are just a tadpole
So please go away before I shove you in a black hole
Doin your mOm
Pull down her thong OH SHIT SHE GOT A DOng
Whip out my Glock, cap her in the cock
Yo mama Is chicken stock
[QUOTE=BENJA5;32884474]You're delusional, I wasn't even discoursing to thee
But since you're here, I'll make you into an amputee
I must warn you, I'm not a doctor, no anesthesia
I can't help it, my medical license is from Tunisia!
I'm sorry that god worship gives you discontent
Though I'm not a crazy bible thumper, those I resent
Compared to me, however, you are just a tadpole
So please go away before I shove you in a black hole[/QUOTE]
I start shit that's deserved, yours was nowhere near unintended
Listen brah while you spittin' tadpoles, I spit acid.
My shit's razor edged, your blood getting clotted.
Don't get mad bro, because you out smarted.
I skated down to the park and laced your drugs
Fill your cocaine addiction with bugs.
Rolling with a group of thugs? I'll just stop and shrug
Ugh, I'm getting tired of your smug ass, unplug your lungs with a switch like a sparkplug
[QUOTE=TaoAmano;32885055]I start shit that's deserved, yours was nowhere near unintended
Listen brah while you spittin' tadpoles, I spit acid.
My shit's razor edged, your blood getting clotted.
Don't get mad bro, because you out smarted.
I skated down to the park and laced your drugs
Fill your cocaine addiction with bugs.
Rolling with a group of thugs? I'll just stop and shrug
Ugh, I'm getting tired of your smug ass, unplug your lungs with a switch like a sparkplug[/QUOTE]
I don't roll with thugs because they breed stupidity
And their lifestyle encourages a need for cupidity
Drugs? Man, I don't roll with that shit either
The only white powder I enjoy is sugar, sweetener
You rhyme with the suffix but not the whole word
Really you must admit that is a little absurd
I'm sorry if I've come off to you as a wiseass
But I'm not afraid to beat you with a can of mustard gas
[QUOTE=BENJA5;32885292]I don't roll with thugs because they breed stupidity
And their lifestyle encourages a need for cupidity
Drugs? Man, I don't roll with that shit either
The only white powder I enjoy is sugar, sweetener
You rhyme with the suffix but not the whole word
Really you must admit that is a little absurd
I'm sorry if I've come off to you as a wiseass
But I'm not afraid to beat you with a can of mustard gas[/QUOTE]
Listen before I diss back, I just want to let you know
You rhymed word with absurd that shits not okay, kinda low
Dude you need to rethink your shit, wack flow
Is a no no, you be going toe wouldn't last a single blow
I'd reply with more but let's face it
Pulling out a switchblade bit
Better run the fuck back, unfit brit
You don't have enough grit to deal with me, dimwit.
[QUOTE=TaoAmano;32885055]I start shit that's deserved, yours was nowhere near unintended
Listen brah while you spittin' tadpoles, I spit acid.
My shit's razor edged, your blood getting clotted.
Don't get mad bro, because you out smarted.
I skated down to the park and laced your drugs
Fill your cocaine addiction with bugs.
Rolling with a group of thugs? I'll just stop and shrug
Ugh, I'm getting tired of your smug ass, unplug your lungs with a switch like a sparkplug[/QUOTE]
i hope you wake up from your delusional state
cause the rhymes that you be spittin be so shallow and fake
acting hard and spittin words aint for every tom, dick, and harry
you aint funny or a leader - you just a stooge we call larry
so take some time and think about it
meditate on your reprise
cause if you keep this wack shit up ima cut you down to size
[QUOTE=seanocaster;32885542]i hope you wake up from your delusional state
cause the rhymes that you be spittin be so shallow and fake
acting hard and spittin words aint for every tom, dick, and harry
you aint funny or a leader - you just a stooge we call larry
so take some time and think about it
meditate on your reprise
cause if you keep this wack shit up ima cut you down to size[/QUOTE]
You need to rethink your rap scheme
For I be spitting keen and mean you need to rethink your dream.
Dude I'm wondering if you are trying to be one of those mainstream
Faggots like Lil Wayne or that store shit called Supreme
Supreme is what I be, superior
Your wife isn't really a looker
I'll be like the south, lyncher...s
Bitches like you, put into a oven, hitler.
ok, it's time for me to hop up into this rap battle,
shouldn't be too hard with the amount of pussy I straddle
they call me the PIMP, I digress,
my mere presence may be a bit of stress, no less,
to me, your rhymes are merely mortal
my beats are the quintessence of swag
when you're placed next me, your a morsel
I'm like an atom bomb and your a small piece of frag
fuck a god, I equal a whole pantheon
frankly your rapping is like a peon
I'm a rapper divine,
as for you, your rhythm is tantamount to slime
In this hip-hop contention I pick you like some hors d'oeuvres
And I sweep the battlefield like a tour de force
yeah, If we was in the dark ages your lyrical blather would be a plague like bubonic
If we was in a relay race I might as well be deemed 'sonic'
I'm the hip-hop Allah and I just started a Jihad
Not surprised you can't take the pressure, I make everything too hot
My rap is priceless, practically a Da Vinci, except The Last Supper was the one you just had
Time to curb down the swag, sorry, but your rap career was just abrogated and left to rot.
[QUOTE=TaoAmano;32885611]You need to rethink your rap scheme
For I be spitting keen and mean you need to rethink your dream.
Dude I'm wondering if you are trying to be one of those mainstream
Faggots like Lil Wayne or that store shit called Supreme
Supreme is what I be, superior
Your wife isn't really a looker
I'll be like the south, lyncher...s
Bitches like you, put into a oven, hitler.[/QUOTE]
i warned ya but you wouldnt listen
so ima have ta toast ya
after lighting up this L then have a sip from my mimosa
my style's impeccable
my rhyme fortress impenetrable
cause your lyrics so soft
i made your mom handicap-accessible
there i tore up another stanza
cease and desist before i stomp ya
[QUOTE=seanocaster;32885787]i warned ya but you wouldnt listen
so ima have ta toast ya
after lighting up this L then have a sip from my mimosa
my style's impeccable
my rhyme fortress impenetrable
cause your lyrics so soft
i made your mom handicap-accessible
there i tore up another stanza
cease and desist before i stomp ya[/QUOTE]
Ugh.. This is the kind of the shit that tyler wants me to kill.
Faggots acting in this thread like they have some real skill.
Rhyming skill with kill was really lame, where's bill?
I don't know bro, but let's go drink cough syrup and get ill.
Why can't we just be friends, I'm in this for the full thrill
When I come into this game rapping for fame, it stands still.'
Nigga's be like "Who you textin" "I don't know my BFF? Jill?"
Like Winston Churchill, spitting about freewill.
Nigga you be spitting like Hank of the Hill
You dream about furrys, getting on your knees and fufill
Their wishes, faggots can't get hard without the pill.
They fuck you, fill you up and then chill all you want is another refill
Es-tu ecouter? I can rap in french too
And when I come in this thread I scream "sacre bleu!"
Cause most of you MCs serve me with no contest
And others are so bad, they should be on house arrest
I've been here for four pages, no stopping whatsoever
And you remind me of that dude Pruane2Forever
Tao WAS good, but now he's lost all his clarity
With his deterioration, I almost have some sincerity
Potanis ain't bad but he has almost no flow
And I really only liked your first verse, although
[QUOTE=BENJA5;32888846]Es-tu ecouter? I can rap in french too
And when I come in this thread I scream "sacre bleu!"
Cause most of you MCs serve me with no contest
And others are so bad, they should be on house arrest
I've been here for four pages, no stopping whatsoever
And you remind me of that dude Pruane2Forever
Tao WAS good, but now he's lost all his clarity
With his deterioration, I almost have some sincerity
Potanis ain't bad but he has almost no flow
And I really only liked your first verse, although[/QUOTE]
Fuck yo self bitchass ho
I threw yo mama outside the windo
Like a bimbo
Haiku's are so cool.
Sometimes they don't make sense though
Refrigerator.
[QUOTE=ethancole117;32890046]Haiku's are cool.
Sometimes they don't make sense though
Refrigerator.[/QUOTE]
Really? A haiku?
Fucking god damnit you fool
Damn now i did it.
[QUOTE=sirdownloadsalot;32890078]Really? A haiku?
Fucking god damnit you fool
Damn now i did it.[/QUOTE]
That shit was whack yo
What is with this haiku shit?
No punctuation
[QUOTE=ethancole117;32890115]That shit was whack yo
What is with this haiku shit?
No punctuation[/QUOTE]
How about we stop
Lets switch back to normal rap
Nigga.
Sirdownloadsalot
You don't seem to understand.
Haikus are dope man.
Teacher in English walks by and I am reading this thread, she went on a rant on how she thinks all rap artists are trying to convey the message "Spank Spank Bitch Bitch" :v:
[QUOTE=BENJA5;32888846]Es-tu ecouter? I can rap in french too
And when I come in this thread I scream "sacre bleu!"
Cause most of you MCs serve me with no contest
And others are so bad, they should be on house arrest
I've been here for four pages, no stopping whatsoever
And you remind me of that dude Pruane2Forever
Tao WAS good, but now he's lost all his clarity
With his deterioration, I almost have some sincerity
Potanis ain't bad but he has almost no flow
And I really only liked your first verse, although[/QUOTE]
You think you are good at the rap game
Acting like this is some claim to fame
But really you're just a hipster aflame
Sit back and insult me, I'll be tame
I came into this, killing lames
Truthfully no one will ever be the same
Once they hear my name.
Everyone looking for me on a weekend,
don't care gunna' carry on sleepin'
shoot anyone that gives me a beatin'
there somebody that try put his feetin'.
I'ma jumpa' i'll delete it
Dokaman never get beaten
me and you wanna' never get beaten
swear down that I know your cheatin'
Sssh.....
Don't say nuffin'
Pass me the knife and i'll cut im'
Run up to a W-igga then head but im'
Bang bang bang
Fuck him!
Y'all homies postin' on the thread.
But I have to say
All of these verses,
Man, wack, straight bad.
You can't use them, no way
Agaisn't me, they're wort'less
When I'm done spittin'
You'll be like the Mayans:
Worshipping 'dis super star, willin';
Shinier than a Super Saiyan
Nigga, you just be Freezin'
Man, you parade your ho
Like she was a super model
She so fat, entropy can't rise anymo'
Sucka, I'll make you run away at full throttle
And after all that
Your bring your a'my
Stones, slingshots and a bat
Fuck me!
I jus' roll up to my bay
Pulverize you with a death ray
Now you deceased
You body minced
Your rep lync'ed
Now, this rap is over
Just do me a favor
Tell your bitch to roll over
Benja, this alliance that you propose,
we'll rain badass raps till only god knows,
We'll line up all these ho's and all these bitches,
and anyone who fights us is gonna need stitches
yo, suck a dick
if you dont then i'll just cap yours off quick
it takes alot of nut to suck another one's
look at you rappin with all those lame ass puns
oh yeah by the way i felt up yo mama's buns
don't know what you are though because she got a man's cunt
i capped that off too
foo
eat poo
b4 i do u
fuck the po-lice
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TylvUGJIi_w[/media]
Woah, copy my tune,
why don't you, haiku's are mine,
you sons of bitches.
[QUOTE=sirdownloadsalot;32890078]Really? A haiku?
Fucking god damnit you fool
Damn now i did it.[/QUOTE]
Gangster rap haikus:
Just seventeen syllables
About mad bitches.
Oh shit Face Melter,
You are so fucking cool, huh?
Suck a fucking cock.
[editline]21st October 2011[/editline]
Mr. Minion's Cool,
But he breaks my automerge,
Prepare thy anus.
[QUOTE=BENJA5;32888846]Es-tu ecouter? I can rap in french too
And when I come in this thread I scream "sacre bleu!"
Cause most of you MCs serve me with no contest
And others are so bad, they should be on house arrest
I've been here for four pages, no stopping whatsoever
And you remind me of that dude Pruane2Forever
Tao WAS good, but now he's lost all his clarity
With his deterioration, I almost have some sincerity
Potanis ain't bad but he has almost no flow
And I really only liked your first verse, although[/QUOTE]
Ugh, you're like that no party hats guy who can't rhyme
So I have to take some time out of my crime
You the type of dude who talks about ounces, but only dealt dimes
I'm sorry but this rap battle isn't really worth my time.
[QUOTE=TaoAmano;32894528]Ugh, you're like that no party hats guy who can't rhyme
So I have to take some time out of my crime
You the type of dude who talks about ounces, but only dealt dimes
I'm sorry but this rap battle isn't really worth my time.[/QUOTE]
Shut up bitch your time aint worth shit
you dont have a girl anymore, i just cummed on her tits... banana split
your probably a brit, with some fat tits, who spits, and cant flush that shit he just pissed.
[QUOTE=shemer77;32895394]Shut up bitch your time aint worth shit
you dont have a girl anymore, i just cummed on her tits... banana split
your probably a brit, with some fat tits, who spits, and cant flush that shit he just pissed.[/QUOTE]
It's a shame when you come to spit, if you in this you better fucking commit.
Now seriously, I admit I'm not the greatest but I'm better than this unfit
Bitch who keeps trying to rap, can you please just quit?
Drop the mic, I'll keep my cigarette lit you can't outwit me.
(Your rap wasn't directed at me, but you are seriously bad. So I needed to do something.)
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