Every couple of months we have someone posting shit like this in GD thinking it's real.
Can mods please update the GD rule sticky to include a list of satirical fundie sites like Christwire and Landover baptist? Maybe include the Onion for good measure
[QUOTE=Tark;35556013]holy shit mikfoz you came out of nowhere[/QUOTE]
[img]http://rationalwiki.org/w/images/0/05/NOBODY_EXPECTS_THE_SPANISH_INQUISITION!.jpg[/img]
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[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;35556167]Every couple of months we have someone posting shit like this in GD thinking it's real.
Can mods please update the GD rule sticky to include a list of satirical fundie sites like Christwire and Landover baptist? Maybe include the Onion for good measure[/QUOTE]
Yeah whatever you do mods please stop this sort of thread that's about a thing about garry's mod that might interest people interested in garry's mod save me from my own stupidity nooooo! I've never made a thread before!!!!
^Mad
no need to act like a butthurt ex-mod
[QUOTE=dass;35552813]To troll religious nuts. I doubt that it works.
However, thank [b]GOD[/B] it isnt true. :v:[/QUOTE]
It's satire and doesn't need to be directed AGAINST anyone.
[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;35556291]^Mad
no need to act like a butthurt ex-mod[/QUOTE]
cry more
Haven't heard the name mikfoz in a while. Welcome back sir
Erm, guys, guys. That is just a massive trolling forum. Just don't argue with the idiots.
Either that or stereotypical religious forum, no difference really.
Satire, yes?
Hey, grandad's back to wallow in our sea of piss.
Holy shit, this website is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
[QUOTE=Penguiin;35554296]this isnt even funny satire[/QUOTE]
Actually it's more sad since a lot of people would actually agree with what they are saying.
The replies, it's so funny!
There's no way this website is real. I just can't believe it.
i feel like this website is oldd
Land over Baptist Church is a troll forum that has been online for quite some time.
They put so much effort in that forum, I mean, they even do bible quotes and shit.
The bible prevents them from actually doing anything anyway, Garry can sleep safely at night knowing his cocks bigger then average.
i got banned how will i spread my aids
Whoa! They got a full on fanboy on there. And he's a real christian going nuts.
Land over Baptists' site is hilarious sometimes, especially when some of the people posting don't realize it's satire.
I like their usage of biblical quotes, totally placing the wrong quote in the wrong context.
[QUOTE=Recurracy;35564287]I like their usage of biblical quotes, totally placing the wrong quote in the wrong context.[/QUOTE]
You see, most religious satire sites tend to do this. Just like when people say God prohibits sex. People need to learn to get the facts before making claims.
1. The Bible never once states sex is a sin. However it does state that sex outside of marriage is.
2. Never does the Bible say to hate homosexuals. The Bible actually states to love everyone. God states that there is no sin greater than another, so me having sex outside of marriage is just as bad as being a homosexual, technically.
The two most attacked points in Christianity, which people almost always assume wrong.
I'm nowhere close to being a "Bible Thumper", nor do I go around claiming everyone is going to burn in hell. Just like with any religion, it can be taken way too far. Like Islam. Most people who believe in Islam are not violent bomb straddling idiots as the media depict.
A good example of Christian extremism is Westboro. I can personally say neither me or none of my family has EVER done ANYTHING they have. As a Christian I bow my head in shame every time they appear on the news, because it's not what Christians are like (real Christians who aren't self-righteous assholes).
I know its satire, but the guys signature had a picture I found kinda funny.
[img]http://www.landoverbaptist.net/signaturepics/sigpic36109_3.gif[/img]
Found it mildly amusing.
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I like how they ban people.
[quote]
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
[/quote]
Next to your avatar.
This whole thing is comedic gold.
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[img]http://i1025.photobucket.com/albums/y314/Didymus_Much/Landover/RonJeremy4VicePrez.jpg[/img]
This speaks for itself (another signature).
[QUOTE=CrispexOps;35564343]You see, most religious satire sites tend to do this. Just like when people say God prohibits sex. People need to learn to get the facts before making claims.
1. The Bible never once states sex is a sin. However it does state that sex outside of marriage is.
2. Never does the Bible say to hate homosexuals. The Bible actually states to love everyone. God states that there is no sin greater than another, so me having sex outside of marriage is just as bad as being a homosexual, technically.
The two most attacked points in Christianity, which people almost always assume wrong.
I'm nowhere close to being a "Bible Thumper", nor do I go around claiming everyone is going to burn in hell. Just like with any religion, it can be taken way too far. Like Islam. Most people who believe in Islam are not violent bomb straddling idiots as the media depict.
A good example of Christian extremism is Westboro. I can personally say neither me or none of my family has EVER done ANYTHING they have. As a Christian I bow my head in shame every time they appear on the news, because it's not what Christians are like (real Christians who aren't self-righteous assholes).[/QUOTE]
Are you serious! The Bible never says that it hates gays?
I'm amused by this. You don't even have to look outside that thread to see you're talking shit.
Say what you like about if you think they're funny but those guys are spot on about what's actually in the Bible and people who genuinely believe that stuff are out there. You're all entitled to your opinions but you can't fault their knowledge of Christianity.
I like how they say how atheist's are unintelligent. There's a lot of intelligent atheists that contributed to the world.
not really relevant to the topic:
[QUOTE]Ke$ha blames Christians for gay suicides, when she should be THANKING GOD for gay suicides[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=mastfire;35565291]I like how atheist's are unintelligent. There is a lot of intelligent atheists out in the world.
not really relevant:[/QUOTE]
I understood nothing in your post. Please learn how to type and/or speak English well.
That forum goes to show religion is not for everyone.
The side effect of make you a total nut job to say the least.
Plus they quote the bible in every post.
I don't even know if the OP on that forum was trolling.
That forum is quite frankly one of the most sickening things I have ever seen. No words exisit for people like that.
