I still don't understand how people like this think they know everything there is to know about "god". How is it that they know god likes to burn the gays in hell?
The discussion on the forum itself is fucking gold.
[url]http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=41768[/url]
a classic
[QUOTE=nivek;35567606]I still don't understand how people like this think they know everything there is to know about "god". How is it that they know god likes to burn the gays in hell?[/QUOTE]
There are subtle clues in the Bible, I think, is what they are saying.
[QUOTE=nivek;35567606]I still don't understand how people like this think they know everything there is to know about "god". How is it that they know god likes to burn the gays in hell?[/QUOTE]
Well, the gay thing is in Leviticus, and Hell is mostly a development of church tradition.
[QUOTE]If the ding-danged Jews have been wandering around, being all persecuted and all, for thousands of years supposedly, looking for The Promised Land, why don't they all live there?
I mean, we spend all that money, and all those brave American boys died fighting the Nazis and the Nips in WWII, just so Hitler couldn't kill all the Jews. Did we ever even get a thank you from the Hebes? Because I don't remember hearing about one!
THEN, we give them an ENTIRE COUNTRY right there in OUR Holy Land, and bunches of Sheenies decide to stay in just about every non-Raghead country on Earth! I mean really, America gives them an ENTIRE COUNTRY and they decide "Meh, I think I like it in Florida just fine. Really, that was a nice thing you did, saving our race and that whole Israel thingy."
Talk about ungrateful![/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=76426[/url]
Never seen so many idiots in one place.
I've met some narrow minded people but damn trying to speak to them wants to make you hit your head against a brick wall. If anyone is going to hell it is them.
As satirical as this is, this entire forum makes me cringe.
[QUOTE=d_cover;35568454]Never seen so many idiots in one place.
I've met some narrow minded people but damn trying to speak to them wants to make you hit your head against a brick wall. If anyone is going to hell it is them.[/QUOTE]
You do realise they're joking, right?
I don't know why people take this seriously. Not even WBC would be as stupid as these people. Most of these people are either Atheists or non-melodramatic christians.
Gabe Newell and Gary Newman confirmed for satan worshiping baby killers.
BREAKING NEWS: THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF THE DEVIL AND SHOULD NOT BE SHOWN TO GOD'S CHILDREN
The Bible depicts demons and devils and is therefore the devil's work. We must keep suck a heretical book away from our children or they shall becoming Satan-worshipping maniacs.
(I want this to happen)
Wow!
Some people in there take God very seriously, it seems.
[quote]Seriously what is this bullsh*t you're telling everyone?
The Bible says God created humanity in equality, so he/she loves every human, or atleast, gives them the same rights. What is apparently not true!
How could someone who was born in such an area where religion is forced upon everybody, get to known to your God? You say it is your own choice to believe in him/her or not, yet they are not given this choice. Try to make your facts right before saying such stupid things!
Also stop quoting parts of my thoughts. Without the context they DO NOT resemble my whole opinion.
Also my dear Felicity. I'm not wasting space and time. I'm sounding my opinion, for what I have the right (by federal laws). So please, f*ck off![/quote]
Seems like the trolls got the reaction they wanted. Lambs to the slaughter.
Uh guys, I am pretty sure Landlover Baptist is a joke forum.
[QUOTE=mikfoz;35552483][url=http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=870785#post870785]God hates garrys mod[/url]
Yep - the god squad has finally cottoned on to you, Garry Newman. Be afraid![/QUOTE]
IT IS A SIGN
A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE
seriously dude you must be like what 80 by now?
Yet another low by those Satan worshipers at Disney.
And what is Obama doing about this? Nothing!
Jesus will certainly send all those responsible to Hell!
I love landover baptist threads, nobody reads the other posts and realizes it's satire
God this forum is brilliant
[url]http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=76583[/url]
asking if they should was there hands have using the toilet.
[QUOTE=mastfire;35589228][url]http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=76583[/url]
asking if they should was there hands have using the toilet.[/QUOTE]
That's by far my favorite one. It's not offensive or annoying in anyway, it's just hilarious.
[QUOTE=liquidMountan;35591982]That's by far my favorite one. It's not offensive or annoying in anyway, it's just hilarious.[/QUOTE]
What's offensive about mocking religion? It's a sitting duck, to be honest.
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