I have officially found the worlds most hillarious and disgusting fan fiction collection. - General

What the fuck? What did i just read.

A butterfly flew out of Wonder Woman's vagina. [b]A butterfly flew out of Wonder Woman's vagina.[/b]

I just read the Optimus Prime/Leia/R2-D2 fic. To paraphrase Vito Scaletta: "What the fuck was that?" Just read the Shrek/Wonderwoman one. To paraphrase Vito Scaletta (again): "What...the fuck...IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

I see your fanfiction, and raise you this, OP: [url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5577839/1/Gordon[/url] twilight + Halflife [editline] 5:55 [/editline] Im sorry OP, i was wrong your stuff is much worse.

[url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07/fan_fiction_friday_the_pokemon_story.php[/url] READ IT AND WEEP MOTHER FUCKERS. YOUR POKEMON MEMORIES ARE NOW SULLIED.

[QUOTE=Patriarch;27569871][url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07/fan_fiction_friday_the_pokemon_story.php[/url] READ IT AND WEEP MOTHER FUCKERS. YOUR POKEMON MEMORIES ARE NOW SULLIED.[/QUOTE] I think everyone has already read that.

I still think My Immortal is worse than these. My Immortal is probably the worst thing that will ever, EVER be written in ALL the history of human kind.

I will never be able to read anything again

[QUOTE=luverofJ!93;27570092]I still think My Immortal is worse than these. My Immortal is probably the worst thing that will ever, EVER be written in ALL the history of human kind.[/QUOTE] Link please.

[QUOTE=CommanderMayhem;27567684] [url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/fan_fiction_friday_wolverine_cyclops_and_jean_grey.php[/url] [/QUOTE] "Jean could do nothing, only look as Logan started to eat her alive." This is where I draw the line.

[QUOTE=Destroyertf;27567714]why does this even exist who reads this[/QUOTE] Facepunch does

[QUOTE=Patriarch;27569871][url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07/fan_fiction_friday_the_pokemon_story.php[/url] READ IT AND WEEP MOTHER FUCKERS. YOUR POKEMON MEMORIES ARE NOW SULLIED.[/QUOTE] oh deer

My Immortal is actually so tame. I don't know why everyone freaks about it. At least no one has a museum in their ass.

[QUOTE=Itsjustguy;27568590]oh snapers ![/QUOTE] True though, like the time I saw a fan fic about raping Miranda Lawson. Mind bleach was required.

i got boners

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;27567694]Was expecting Bioware Social Network.[/QUOTE] Tali stories galore

[QUOTE=ZeroMinus;27570751]Tali stories galore[/QUOTE] Clan Tali Zorah. Also, respect for Sunderland avatar.

I want more of these, I want to laugh at the sheer comedic brilliance of this more.

[url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6663180/1/bMARSHAL_b[/url] What is this.

[QUOTE=Patriarch;27569871][url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07/fan_fiction_friday_the_pokemon_story.php[/url] READ IT AND WEEP MOTHER FUCKERS. YOUR POKEMON MEMORIES ARE NOW SULLIED.[/QUOTE] [quote]He slid up next to her. "How does it look, nurse?" he asked, putting a hand on her shoulder. "Not very good, I'm afraid the rejuvenation chamber won't be enough for--" "No, not the pokemon. Your cunt." [/quote] Like a boss.

[QUOTE=ZeroMinus;27570751]Tali stories galore[/QUOTE] She had the best romantic subplot. :colbert:

[QUOTE=Patriarch;27569871][url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07/fan_fiction_friday_the_pokemon_story.php[/url] READ IT AND WEEP MOTHER FUCKERS. YOUR POKEMON MEMORIES ARE NOW SULLIED.[/QUOTE] I keep thinking this is going to be that troll fanfic where a kid almost has sex with his pokemon but both of them end up getting killed by an angry town guard from Oblivion.

There is some hot stuff in these fan fictions.

[QUOTE=Aredbomb;27571677]I keep thinking this is going to be that troll fanfic where a kid almost has sex with his pokemon but both of them end up getting killed by an angry town guard from Oblivion.[/QUOTE] No, I had the misfortune of reading it, kids bangs a nurse.

I'm pretty darned sure these are made for comical purposes

"Granted my fellow cilindrical pal, you can enter my dark caves of mystery." said Optimus.

To quote an above post: [quote]He slid up next to her. "How does it look, nurse?" he asked, putting a hand on her shoulder. "Not very good, I'm afraid the rejuvenation chamber won't be enough for--" "No, not the pokemon. Your cunt."[/quote] :quagmire:

[B]A butterfly flew out of Wonder Woman's vagina. [I]No. :suicide: [/I] [/B] [editline]21st January 2011[/editline] The part with Wolverine eating Jean's body was just....just...dandy. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV7ua5oK9jM&feature=related[/media] Just horrible.

Have none of you read this? [url]http://www.tuxedojack.com/godawful/aip.htm[/url] I've been reading Topless Robot every Friday for the last two years and it's never topped that.

[QUOTE=CommanderMayhem;27567684]As some of you may know, on the super freaking Awesome blog ToplessRobot, every friday they um... Comment on a fanfiction. And there is one writer. ComicsNix. Who writes the funniest fan fiction ever. But not on purpose. You see, these are stories of romance. With wonderfull spelling errors and dialogue that's just... Amazing. No. These stories are genius. Optimus Prime Fucks Princess Leia? You know it. Robocop does Batman? Count me in! Shrek fucks Wonder woman? OH BOY! [url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/06/fan_fiction_friday_optimus_prime_and_princess_leia.php[/url] Optimus Fucks Leia. OH YEAH [url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/fan_fiction_friday_wolverine_cyclops_and_jean_grey.php[/url] [highlight]THE ABOVE STORY STOLE ALL MY INNOCENCE. JUST A HEADS UP[/highlight] Wolverine does Jean Grey. But that's now why it's batshit insane. [url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/fan_fiction_friday_batman_and_robocop_in_the_day_t.php[/url] Batman Does RoboCop. OH YEAH [url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/10/fan_fiction_friday_wonder_woman_and_shrek_in_love.php[/url] Shrek does Wonder woman. OH YEAH [url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/04/fan_fiction_friday_inspector_gadget_and_superman_i.php[/url] Superman and inspector gadget... No. That one doesn't even make sense. Read them. I dare you.[/QUOTE] I knew you had something wrong in your head but wow, this tops the cake