I have officially found the worlds most hillarious and disgusting fan fiction collection.

[DesolateGrun]

[quote]Scott them introduced both of his hands inside Jean's womb, Annihilating her vagina and opening her in half, from the vagina to her navel.[/quote]
Best
story
ever

[Jad Hinto]

[url=http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5634126/1/Black_Mesa_Disaster]This was on that guys fanfic account[/url]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35TbGjt-weA[/media]

[Fox Arts]

I cannot continue...

[Rockfish]

Above avatar is very appropriate.

[ItchyBarracuda]

I read the Xmen one and I was laughing at first and then became horrified.

I also found this accompanying artwork on his DeviantArt that represents the climax of the story. Author's interpretation of course

[img]http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/073/b/b/Logan_Killing_his_Love_Jean_by_ComicsNix.jpg[/img]

[editline]21st January 2011[/editline]

I just read the Inspector Gadget and Superman one. Please kill me.

[Lordgeorge16]

[QUOTE=extremist18;27569665]I see your fanfiction, and raise you this, OP:

[url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5577839/1/Gordon[/url]

twilight + Halflife

[editline] 5:55 [/editline]

Im sorry OP, i was wrong

your stuff is much worse.[/QUOTE]
Best fucking thing I've read in my entire life.

This is what Twilight should have been.

[Polyethylene]

"I need to fuck you Batman. This way, my memories backup is ejected from my butt and we can delete what is important to preserve your identity."

This needs to be a title.

[Robot Jesus]

I've never laughed so hard in my life. Bravo, OP, bravo.

[Provost]

You guys think this is bad? You should see some of Paravin's stories! They include such wonders as...

> Boar rape!
> Vampiric mutilation rape!
> Zone rape! (don't ask)
> Military rape!
> And much much more!

[riceyrice]

[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=179136&dateline=1263088282[/img] "Plus there was no one around for miles, and no amount of masturbating could satiate the lust he felt out in the wilderness"

why.

[editline]21st January 2011[/editline]

Oh god I was wrong.

"He flipped her bleeding, limp body over. His mouth met hers, lashing about inside of her toothed maw."

WHYY

[editline]21st January 2011[/editline]

HOLY JEEZ THE NEXT LINE IS WORSE. you guys can just go look that one up

[Robot Jesus]

[quote=Crazy motherfucker] Bruce put his own hand on his chin and thought a bit. That wasn't something Bruce would like to admit. Bruce have a reputation to preserve, even if he likes young lads. But Batman suffered much abuse in his life. Losing his anal virginity will be only one more faithful act towards the welfare of humanity.

"Alright Robocop, you can fuck me, but let's go to a motel, I don't want to violate my cousin's private space."

"There is a problem Bruce. I'm not with my penis now. I can't fuck you."

"What? Why your not with it?"

"Because today is a workday. I only attach my mechanical penis at weekends."[/quote]

Sheer brilliance right here. A standard that all fan-fics should strive to replicate.

Edit: Forgot the best part, where RoboCop attaches a 8-inch smoke grenade to his penis slot, and proceeds to tear apart Batman's asshole. Then it goes off in his ass.

[jaso31]

Jean Grey got destroyed, yo.

[mookman22]

I like how Wolverine eats half of Jean and then decides to forgive her.

[HkSniper]

[QUOTE=CommanderMayhem;27567684]As some of you may know, on the super freaking Awesome blog ToplessRobot, every friday they um... Comment on a fanfiction.

And there is one writer. ComicsNix. Who writes the funniest fan fiction ever.
But not on purpose.
You see, these are stories of romance. With wonderfull spelling errors and dialogue that's just... Amazing.
No. These stories are genius. Optimus Prime Fucks Princess Leia? You know it. Robocop does Batman? Count me in!

Shrek fucks Wonder woman? OH BOY!

[url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/06/fan_fiction_friday_optimus_prime_and_princess_leia.php[/url]
Optimus Fucks Leia. OH YEAH

[url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/fan_fiction_friday_wolverine_cyclops_and_jean_grey.php[/url]
[highlight]THE ABOVE STORY STOLE ALL MY INNOCENCE. JUST A HEADS UP[/highlight]
Wolverine does Jean Grey. But that's now why it's batshit insane.

[url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/fan_fiction_friday_batman_and_robocop_in_the_day_t.php[/url]
Batman Does RoboCop. OH YEAH

[url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/10/fan_fiction_friday_wonder_woman_and_shrek_in_love.php[/url]
Shrek does Wonder woman. OH YEAH

[url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/04/fan_fiction_friday_inspector_gadget_and_superman_i.php[/url]

Superman and inspector gadget... No. That one doesn't even make sense.

Read them. I dare you.[/QUOTE]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tPs1Fn8xeY[/media]

[MrHeadHopper]

"Inspector Gadget's dick is mettallic, a eight inch rod of pure carnal electricity. "

fuck me

"So, Superman rocking hard obelisk of pharaonic properties is getting full of blood and readys itself to enjacublating inside Penny's tinnitous small cunt. "

What is this shit

"So, Batman, while penetraculating inside Superman butt can't help but feel a bit dirt. He remembers that day when he shared intimacy moments with the fellow Robocop man. "It's like cheating on a spouse..." sighs Batman in silence."

if you read this post you will be penetraculated in 7 days

[NecroBiologist]

I can't believe no one quoted the part of the Inspector Gadget/Superman/Batman one where he violently rapes Brain for a good chapter or so before anyone bothers to go out and find him.

Seriously, reading all the reactions has only made me giggle a bit. I am forever ruined by these.

[editline]21st January 2011[/editline]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fCI2BFYqpw[/media]

Oh hey, just found me narrating the Gadget/Batman/Superman one to the TS channel. WARNING: contains dorky voices and much cringing and laughing.

[xxfalconxx]

Dear god. Cyclops rapes jean, burns her with laser eyes, cuts off parts of her skin, and attaches LEECHES AND MAGGOTS onto her, then DIES. THEN LOGAN FREAKING EATS HER. LITERALLY.

[SHoGuNNeR]

[QUOTE=NecroBiologist;27567790]On my old Teamspeak channel I used to narrate these fanfictions for the rest of the regulars.

I will never be the same again, and neither will they. Also, you forgot the fanfiction with Arthur and the BBQ sauce, that one was by far one of the worst.[/QUOTE]

It was unfunny and immature.

[NecroBiologist]

[QUOTE=SHoGuNNeR;27578252]It was unfunny and immature.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I remember that you left and never came back.

Was a hell of a lot better after that because we didn't have someone complaining all the time about our shenanigans.

[SHoGuNNeR]

Actually we still run the teamspeak, you guys left because the actual regulars, not the people who came on because the minecraft thread wasn't accepted anywhere else, were getting pissed that you just stayed in the main channel reading unfunny stories about cartoon sex.

[NecroBiologist]

[QUOTE=SHoGuNNeR;27578375]Actually we still run the teamspeak, you guys left because the actual regulars, not the people who came on because the minecraft thread wasn't accepted anywhere else, were getting pissed that you just stayed in the main channel reading unfunny stories about cartoon sex.[/QUOTE]

You shunted us into our own channel, and I never really heard anyone but you and maybe one or two other people complain. Then no one did once we moved into the separate channel. Also, we use Skype now so there wasn't much of a need for the TS anymore.

[SHoGuNNeR]

good stay out

[NecroBiologist]

[QUOTE=SHoGuNNeR;27578489]good stay out[/QUOTE]

Will do.

[DhoomLord]

All of the aforementioned fanfiction is nowhere near as horrible as what I'm about to post.

[url]http://ijpeffwa.friendsofsmash.co.uk/archives.html[/url]

Just.. read these. You will die on the inside AND out! :D

[GetBent]

[QUOTE=DiskoFever;27570192]"Jean could do nothing, only look as Logan started to eat her alive."
This is where I draw the line.[/QUOTE]

It wasn't at the part before that where she was ripped in half from vagina to belly button?

[Froztshock]

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;27577079]You guys think this is bad? You should see some of Paravin's stories! They include such wonders as...

> Boar rape!
> Vampiric mutilation rape!
> Zone rape! (don't ask)
> Military rape!
> And much much more![/QUOTE]

Oh god, I've only seen the zone rape one. He... he made more :ohdear:

[MIR]

[quote=blanketspace;27574638]have none of you read this? [url]http://www.tuxedojack.com/godawful/aip.htm[/url]
i've been reading topless robot every friday for the last two years and it's never topped that.[/quote]

.... OH GOD OH GOD OH FUCK WHAT IS THIs.

[En-Guage V2]

Oh wow the X-Men one

[That_Crazy_Gman]

[QUOTE=NecroBiologist;27578198]I can't believe no one quoted the part of the Inspector Gadget/Superman/Batman one where he violently rapes Brain for a good chapter or so before anyone bothers to go out and find him.

Seriously, reading all the reactions has only made me giggle a bit. I am forever ruined by these.

[editline]21st January 2011[/editline]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fCI2BFYqpw[/media]

Oh hey, just found me narrating the Gadget/Batman/Superman one to the TS channel. WARNING: contains dorky voices and much cringing and laughing.[/QUOTE]

oh fuck that was gold

[mako_]

>"egatro! Free my transformer pals or sufeer lead metal consequences!" shout Potimus.

>"AHAHAHH! You will never defeat me Leader of the autoboys!"

>A hatch opened, and slowly, a cilindrical monster of lead and gold emerged from the opening crotch gate. It was shinning and was totally waxed. But was to big to Leia to be fucked. Forty inches of diameter and and six feet of height. [b]Jabba was not pleased[/b]

>"Leia, your leather clad bikini lighten up my boron buttocks!"

Laughed so hard at all of this xD