I have officially found the worlds most hillarious and disgusting fan fiction collection.

[Mugofdoom]

I can't feel my god damn face, that was beautiful.

[Sirdrone536]

I think the Jurassic park Fanfiction is better

also

[IMG]http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu218/JKN1178/1249214-what_the_fuck_am_i_reading_.png[/IMG]

[Ven Kaeo]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/gZc1k.png[/img]

[editline]22nd January 2011[/editline]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGFSvmIPwwY&feature[/media]

[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/XZVaXg.png[/img]

[Novangel]

CommanderMayhem you are now legendary in my eyes.

[Aurain]

I think the guys comments on the story are the best bit, sure it's fucked up, but the guys comments are just fucking funny.

[Scar]

Why did I read them

Just why

[Sourcream&o]

I choose to believe that the Batman and Robocop one took place entirely within Optimus Prime's well decorated ass.

Nay, in fact I choose to believe that Optimus Prime's ass is the setting for all of the rest.

[CommanderMayhem]

[QUOTE=Novangel;27581331]CommanderMayhem you are now legendary in my eyes.[/QUOTE]

I'm honored.

[Mr. Scorpio]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35TbGjt-weA[/media]

[Pretiacruento]

And here I was, thinking that erotic Jurassic Park fanfiction written by a FP'er was the nastiest thing I've ever read... boy, was I wrong...

[mako_]

What the fuck. Somewhere back in the thread I opened some pokemon fanfic in a new tab, and on the way to the end of page 3 I saw a couple of comments implying that there was no pokemon sodomy at all, and something about a nurse.

[b]Lies, all lies.[/b]

[Flak]

I know a girl who goes straight home from school, drinks alone, watches sci-fi and writes "Spirk" (Kirk and Spock) fanfics all day.

You can't even make this shit up.

[mako_]

Seriously, worst thing I have ever been pretty much tricked into reading. (Since that Sara Douglas novel)

:byodood:

[editline]23rd January 2011[/editline]

ffffff my automerge.

[Bloodrealm]

[QUOTE=Scar;27582393]Why did I read them

Just why[/QUOTE]
becuz on the inside you truly love it. You just don't know it yet

[Run&Gun12]

I have seen so much on the Internet. So many things. But nothing could prepare me for that life-altering story.

Why. Why do people do this. What world are we in where people write this stuff. That story made me lose hope, in everything. Excuse me while I prepare for a life of solitude.

[NoPartyHats]

That X-Men story....

I don't even know anymore.

[acds]

Damnit, I can't find the best one, it seems to be gone. People from the old FFF thread will remember it, the one in which Harry is anally raped by Hermione with her giant dick, then she plants eggs in his ass and when they hatch he shits out dick-spiders that rape everyone and multiply.
Meanwhile, have this one: [url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/04/fan_fiction_friday_rebecca_and_briannas_redacted_a.php[/url]

[Lizzzard]

Thanks OP I'm now going to commence scrubbing my eyes with a nail brush.

[NecroBiologist]

Still just laughing my ass off here. If you think these are bad you guys should've read the ultimate horror fanfic of all time:

the Powerpuff Girls and a rather aroused Sun.

I'll let that sink in. If anyone can find it, good on you 'cause I sure as hell am not going to read that thing again.

[ItchyBarracuda]

The girlfriend decided to read the Optimus Prime does Leia one after we read the X-men and Superman/Inspector Gadget one together.

I don't think we've ever laughed so hard in our lives.

[editline]22nd January 2011[/editline]

We're having a hard time believing this is for real or if it's fake. He writes perfect grammar on his main FanFic page (almost perfect), but the stories are so batshit insane they border on the avant garde of hilarious insanity.

Has anyone done more digging up on this guy? Is he a really good troll or is he seriously this fucked up?

[NecroBiologist]

[QUOTE=ItchyBarracuda;27593056]The girlfriend decided to read the Optimus Prime does Leia one after we read the X-men and Superman/Inspector Gadget one together.

I don't think we've ever laughed so hard in our lives.

[editline]22nd January 2011[/editline]

We're having a hard time believing this is for real or if it's fake. He writes perfect grammar on his main FanFic page (almost perfect), but the stories are so batshit insane they border on the avant garde of hilarious insanity.

Has anyone done more digging up on this guy? Is he a really good troll or is he seriously this fucked up?[/QUOTE]

The hilarious part is that apparently he's in university, and in his 20s. He wants to be a doctor of some kind.

[ItchyBarracuda]

[QUOTE=NecroBiologist;27593692]The hilarious part is that apparently he's in university, and in his 20s. He wants to be a doctor of some kind.[/QUOTE]

He'd probably burn the person he's operating on and consume them bit by bit when no one's looking.

[Big Ben]

[quote]Scott kept moving on and on faster and faster, bruising all of Jean's inner uterus. Blood started to spill from it, covering all of Scott's pelvic area. He them started to spank her with all of his power. He used his eye laser on Jean and started to roast her skin. Her skin started to open an with all the bruise and spanking she was receiving. Logan could only look with tears in his eyes as his love was being bruttaly shattered in front of his own eyes.

The, scott took from his pocket a knife, and started to cut off pieces of Jean's flesh.

"NO, NO, NO....ARGh..NO...STOP!!!!!"

"Be calm Jean, I'm just cleaning you from the sins you commited, only cutting off flesh that made contact with that pig over there on the ground!!!"

With his eyes lasers. Scott burned patches of Jean's skin and cut off them. He saw all that and got very proud of himself. He started to lick Jean's exposed raw flash with much lust and desire. He them put his fingers inside Jeans exposed flesh on her nipples, and rottated his fingers, causing Jean much pain andsorrow.

"SCOOOOOOTT!!!!!"

Scott them introduced both of his hands inside Jean's womb, Annihilating her vagina and opening her in half, from the vagina to her navel.[/quote]

oh

[I]my[/I]

[I][B]fucking[/B][/I]

[I][B][U]god[/U][/B][/I]

Just think, there was some sick fuck that DIDN'T get disgusted with this, and actually probably masturbated to it.

[SteeleCratos]

[quote]JeanGray Wolverine Scoot story[/quote]

[IMG]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/3425771/3394134.png[/img]

[MrAfroShark70]

Prepare to laugh your asses off.

[url]http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=76266371&x=Fresh+Prince+of+Bell-Air+sex+fanfic[/url]

[tomj]

[url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5634126/1/Black_Mesa_Disaster[/url]

[Vaun Strungel]

These are fucking GOLD. Haha

[quote]There, from the roof, one mile aways from the orgy to kill the black hole, Inspector Gadget unravels his bionic dick from his crotch and procceds it towards Batman's ass.[B] Inspector Gadget's dick is mettallic, a eight inch rod of pure carnal electricity. [/B]And, without Batman knowing it, the electric penis rod gets inserted Batman's nested ass!![B][/quote][/B]

[ROFLBURGER]

This is taking rule 34 a bit far...

[Niko Bellic]

Creepy-pasta

[CommanderMayhem]

[QUOTE=ItchyBarracuda;27593056]The girlfriend decided to read the Optimus Prime does Leia one after we read the X-men and Superman/Inspector Gadget one together.

I don't think we've ever laughed so hard in our lives.

[editline]22nd January 2011[/editline]

We're having a hard time believing this is for real or if it's fake. He writes perfect grammar on his main FanFic page (almost perfect), but the stories are so batshit insane they border on the avant garde of hilarious insanity.

Has anyone done more digging up on this guy? Is he a really good troll or is he seriously this fucked up?[/QUOTE]

So glad I gave you guys the perfect date night.