I have officially found the worlds most hillarious and disgusting fan fiction collection.

[Jimmyshimmy]

[quote]Anakin had never thought his life would come to this, his lithe young form swaying under the heavy thrusts of his master's pounding hips as Palpatine rammed his thick cock into the sixteen-year-old's tight young ass. Skywalker moaned his pleasure and met the Dark Lord's sharp thrusts, still enjoying the man's use of his body.[/quote]
:fireman:

[NecroBiologist]

I think I'm enjoying the posts of traumatized Facepunch users far too much, this thread always manages to get a chuckle out of me.

Now it's getting laughs.

[frog]

-snip-

Fucking beaten to the punch

[zerglingv2]

[URL]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/03/fan_fiction_friday_the_other_story.php[/URL]

This story...this story will take any innocence you have left, just read the fucking title.. :crying:
[SP]"How Videl Discovered Her Abortion Fetish"[/SP]

[{ABK}AbbySciuto]

To find more of them, do a Google Advanced Search. The button on the website doesn't go back very far.

[editline]22nd January 2011[/editline]

btw, The Pokemon Story is terrible. It's terrible that someone would write that and it's even more terrible that someone got off to it.

Makes this happen:

[IMG]http://www.toplessrobot.com/toht%20face%20melting.jpg[/IMG]

[Itachi_Crow]

I cannot fucking [i]breathe[/i]

I haven't laughed this hard in forever holy shit

[-GTFMiika-]

Ohdeargod. The one where Wolverine fucks Jean Grey is amazing.

[Gmod_Fan77]

[QUOTE=Big Ben;27594704]Big Ben's fanfic excerpt.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/PrimitiveScrewhead1973/Indiana_Jones_Nazi_Face_Melt.gif[/IMG]

[{ABK}AbbySciuto]

[QUOTE=Gmod_Fan77;27600817][img_thumb]http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/PrimitiveScrewhead1973/Indiana_Jones_Nazi_Face_Melt.gif[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]

*Price is Right Fail Horn*

[Gmod_Fan77]

[QUOTE={ABK}AbbySciuto;27601214]*Price is Right Fail Horn*[/QUOTE]

:colbert:

[kayOkay]

"How Videl Discovered Her Abortion Fetish"

'nuff said.

[brubru10]

help me

[Neon-Knight]

[QUOTE=ItchyBarracuda;27593056]
Has anyone done more digging up on this guy? Is he a really good troll or is he seriously this fucked up?[/QUOTE]

[i]Really good[/i]? Seriously? Looks like all it takes to be a "really good troll" is a bunch of complete morons who fall for it. Honestly, all the clues are there, inconsistently bad/good spelling, unreasonably absurd premises for plots, transformer sex for God's sake, if you didn't spot this as a troll instantly, I genuinely feel sorry for you.

[s0beit]

[quote]Metropolis? Beware Penny, you can catch Metropoliomyelitis!!![/quote]

[quote]When Superman started to get angry with the shitty chatting, a immenseful bangy rattle was heard from the street. Supes and Gadget went to see what it was...oh my God!! It's looks like the city is in the middle of a hurricane!! Cars, trees, houses, people, everythnig is getting throw away. Gadget goes on the Superman's back and Supes follow the path of destructuion, and they notice that everythnig is convergindgto one spot in the street. Supes, there from the sky with Gadget on his back goes dive down to see more closer what happens. Oh noes!!! That dan't be happening!!! Inspector Gadget shouts:

"PENNY!!!!!"

Yes, it's Penny. Everythnig in the city is getting sucked inside her vagina. Cars, trucks, motorcycles, lampposts, buildings, everythnigs. Supes shout from there in the sky, making strong muscles to not be sucked inside the girls sex vortex organ[/quote]

Yeah, that's awesome

[editline]e[/editline]

[quote]"Oh Superman, it's disaster!!! Doctor Claw injected inside my uterus a mini black hole from the LHC and told me to go to the Metropolis Bank, so this way the black hole would suck the money in and Doctor Claw would get it!!!!"[/quote]

Awesomer

[editline]e[/editline]

[quote]"It isn't that simple Supermen, you see, the semen only stays in anti matter form only a couple of nano seconds. No cannon have this response time or speed at lauching projectiles...but your penis has. It can launches cum at yotta-secondic speeds!!!"

"So your are sayiong I must rape Penny to save Metropolis?"

"Exactly."[/quote]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q-eFsn3S4E[/media]

[Shoupie]

I want to read some Hitler/Goebbels fanfiction. Someone please write some.

[Andokool12]

I read the Jean Grey one, and all crap aside, I couldn't even focus on it. The entire time I couldn't help but imagine in taking place in a grocery store. I don't know why.

[Mandalorian]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/SgJ04.png[/IMG]

[kayOkay]

[QUOTE=Mandalorian;27610236][img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/SgJ04.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
oww fuck I broke a couple of ribs laughing at this.
ART!

[conan96]

[B]Batman nods in disagreement.[/B]

what.

[Diet Kane]

I just imagined Cyclops yelling out [b]OPTIC BLAST[/b] ala MvC2 as he was burning Jean's flesh.

[kayOkay]

[QUOTE=conan96;27610897][B]Batman nods in disagreement.[/B]

what.[/QUOTE]

He nods backwards.

[Matoking]

[QUOTE]"Apparently they are weak against human's ass." John had an idea. He must find enough asses, so the monsters eat them all and die from extreme pleasure. But where he could find a lot of asses?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]John had no eyes, no leg, and no rectum anymore, but he managed to continue on his jorney towards salvation. The problem was that he coudln't keep his feces inside his body anymore, so they started to let and trail of shit where John has passed. He knew it was dangerous, but he wouldnt letany monsters track him.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]This monster's cum isn't something normal because it's elastic. If he lived the cum would glue itself inside john and the two were destined to be glued forever. But the monster died with a lot of contractions on his penis, this caused the cum to turn back inseide the zombie's body.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5634126/1/Black_Mesa_Disaster[/url]

[ionuttzu]

My mouth hurts from laughing so hard at some parts, but also my head hurts from reading other parts. Who-who the hell could write, even THINK these...fan fics. I mean, holy fuck.

[theseltsamone]

I think it's safe to say that Comixnix is the best fan-fic author.

[Kingy_who]

[QUOTE=extremist18;27569665]I see your fanfiction, and raise you this, OP:

[url]http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5577839/1/Gordon[/url]

twilight + Halflife

[editline] 5:55 [/editline]

Im sorry OP, i was wrong

your stuff is much worse.[/QUOTE]

The sad thing is that it was probably written by a facepuncher.

[markfu]

[QUOTE=zerglingv2;27598665][URL]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/03/fan_fiction_friday_the_other_story.php[/URL]

This story...this story will take any innocence you have left, just read the fucking title.. :crying:
[SP]"How Videl Discovered Her Abortion Fetish"[/SP][/QUOTE]

So how does this guy know so much about abortions?

Unless he was making it up of course, but that level of detail is too disturbing and too detailed to make up

[Aezir]

Forget Topless Robot, ALL of his stories are located at [url]http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2194474/ComicsNix[/url]
Friends on Mumble and I have been reading these for over a year now. I've heard/read almost all of them. Shrek & Wonder Woman, Samus and Tom and Jerry, Superman and Inspector Gadget, Robocop and Batman, Naruto and The Incredible Hulk...
Comicsnix, by the way, is a college student who writes terribly on purpose to add to the comedic effect.

Quote from the Powerpuff girls one.
[quote]Blossom was flying in the air, smelling the marmalade sky of ther Townvile's skies. Her sisters where flying along her over the city, shoving maelstrom pleasant kisses to pitifully sad birds.

"Blossom!" utter the blondie blondie greild, Bumbles.

"What is it dear pleasantry sista?"

"Oh, I have contispation."

"Oh sista, come to my bossom, I'll cover you with love!" and Bluubles goes, and hugs the little red headed horny girl.

Buttercup wasn't confortable with that situation. She don't likes transference of love to the hearts of unhappy couples. She is alonely, she haves a dark heart of destruction. And it's doomed to plummet down to the skies of unholy lactation.

As the girls flew in the heavens, Blossom huuged the Bubbles, and they got wet. Buttercup them coundln't have it anymore. She shouts:

"Nopes! You can't touch yourselves without my self approval condolences!" and she punches heavly in the face Buuble to the air, who flies like the lightining stairs of Andfromeda to the outer space screaming like a raped middle aged wapanese kangaroo.[/quote]

[xeo xeo]

Oh god I just read the whole Jean and Wolverine one :geno:

[Lazyboy0337]

[QUOTE=zerglingv2;27598665][URL]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/03/fan_fiction_friday_the_other_story.php[/URL]

This story...this story will take any innocence you have left, just read the fucking title.. :crying:
[SP]"How Videl Discovered Her Abortion Fetish"[/SP][/QUOTE]

:ohdear:

[xXDictatorXx]

I seriously love creepy fanfiction, it makes me laugh so hard. I once had a go at writing a trollfic myself, it was about Twilight.

I think a personal favourite I've read was Hogwarts getting it on with a giant squid.