• Machete (2010)
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I just watched it. Best action movie to come out this year
My B-day was the 3rd, and I saw it. Fucking Epic. [editline]01:29AM[/editline] [QUOTE=The_Marine;24580562]So, who gets naked? :quagmire:[/QUOTE] Lindsay Lohan. I have a boner for her now because of this movie.
mmm baby "i didnt mean to" [IMG]http://imgur.com/kESfe.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://imgur.com/s0fxd.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=mzathemind;24610247] Lindsay Lohan. I have a boner for her now because of this movie.[/QUOTE] Incoming dumbs!
Isn't Danny Trejo getting abit old for this kinda shit?
[QUOTE=Arrows;24616422]Isn't Danny Trejo getting abit old for this kinda shit?[/QUOTE] are you a mexiCAN or a mexiCANT?
Glad to see the old Grindhouse-type movie fad is back. I was getting sick of all those romcoms.
[QUOTE=mzathemind;24610247]My B-day was the 3rd, and I saw it. Fucking Epic. [editline]01:29AM[/editline] Lindsay Lohan. I have a boner for her now because of this movie.[/QUOTE] Nice.
This is probably the highlight movie of my summer. I really like how the they were able to adapt the movie to the original grindhouse trailer. I recommend watching it.
m-exploitation should be a movie sub-genre. Machete was fucking great.
Pretty good movie, I liked Lindsey Lohan's boobies Oh and the action was pretty awesome
THEY JUST FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MEXICAN! Anyway, movie looks pretty stupid. To me, only redeeming part is that we finally see Lohan topless.
Machete don't text.
i just saw it. i honestly didn't really like it, maybe i just wasn't in the mood. it was made to be a dumb-action movie, sort of like if you saw Piranha, which i liked, but i felt machete did really work it as well. it just didn't feel like the action in the movie made the plot holes etc worth it. if any of you are wondering about lindsay lohan: [sp]she doesn't get naked. all you see from her is what you saw in the grindhouse trailer. it's someone elses tits. i don't understand why people are saying they're hers -- you see her "naked" further on in the movie, but theyre covered by her hair etc.[/sp]
Saw it with my dad. We both thought it was a hilarious, awesome movie. We nearly died when they rolled out with the cars.
Lindsay apparently dosen't show her boobs in here. I saw it 2 days ago and it's kinda right about a few things.. Someone on another board posted this: [sp]SCENE 1: Lindsay Lohan is in the pool with Alicia Rachel Marek playing her mother. Marek’s breasts are very visible above the water, but Lohan’s are kept entirely underneath. She asks Danny Trejo to join them and we cut to the shot from the trailer where Marek and the unknown blonde are the women whose breasts are exposed on either side of them. It is most definitely not Lohan in this shot. After that flashback, so to speak, Trejo has them placed in the back of his hearse where they are passed out. Lohan is on the left and we can only see partial left breast on her, again obscured by an arm. SCENE 2: Jeff Fahey watches the pool footage from earlier (in the Grindhouse trailer) with Marek & the unknown blonde again making out with Trejo with their boobs exposed. SCENE 3: Lindsay Lohan and Alicia Rachel Marek wake up, both nude. We can see Marek’s breasts. Lohan’s, though, are obscured by her blonde hair.[/sp] [editline]10:05AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Tugger;24631076]Machete don't text.[/QUOTE] Machete improvise.
You can see her nipples through her hair trust me
Shit was awesome.
Argentina release date: [B]December 2010[/B]... FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-- :smith:
Holy crap I just realized the bad guy in this movie is [IMG]http://remote.lohudblogs.com/files/2008/02/pilot.jpg[/IMG] (At least in the original trailer)
Fuck i remember seeing this when i watched planet terror. I remember thinking, "Hell that movie would be awesome! pity it's just for comic value" needless to say, I am going to go see this movie.
[QUOTE=Pops;24616470]are you a mexiCAN or a mexiCANT?[/QUOTE] a mexiCUNT :v:
[QUOTE=articpenguin;24639209]Lindsay apparently dosen't show her boobs in here. I saw it 2 days ago and it's kinda right about a few things.. Someone on another board posted this: [sp]SCENE 1: Lindsay Lohan is in the pool with Alicia Rachel Marek playing her mother. Marek’s breasts are very visible above the water, but Lohan’s are kept entirely underneath. She asks Danny Trejo to join them and we cut to the shot from the trailer where Marek and the unknown blonde are the women whose breasts are exposed on either side of them. It is most definitely not Lohan in this shot. After that flashback, so to speak, Trejo has them placed in the back of his hearse where they are passed out. Lohan is on the left and we can only see partial left breast on her, again obscured by an arm. SCENE 2: Jeff Fahey watches the pool footage from earlier (in the Grindhouse trailer) with Marek & the unknown blonde again making out with Trejo with their boobs exposed. SCENE 3: Lindsay Lohan and Alicia Rachel Marek wake up, both nude. We can see Marek’s breasts. Lohan’s, though, are obscured by her blonde hair.[/sp] [editline]10:05AM[/editline] Machete improvise.[/QUOTE] What a dick.
All this talk of Lindsay Lohan, maybe I'd want to see her pre-crackhead. Jessica Alba on the other hand, yes please.
[quote]Quentin Tarantino[/quote] fucking knew it
Lindsay Lohan was completely out of place in this movie. They could have completely cut her out and it wouldn't have changed A THING. I mean, we first see her when [sp]Jeff Fahey goes in some building to shoot a bunch of guys to get her out, because she's some drug addict or something, then for some reason when Machete comes to Fahey's character's home, he has sex with her and her mother, then takes them to his brother's church and later on, Lindsay Lohan dresses up as a nun and somehow finds out how to use guns and later shoots Robert De Niro, but doesn't even kill him.[/sp] She literally brought NOTHING to this movie and most of her lines were really stupid.
[QUOTE=GetBent;24711367]All this talk of Lindsay Lohan, maybe I'd want to see her pre-crackhead. Jessica Alba on the other hand, yes please.[/QUOTE] [img_thumb]http://topnews.in/files/Lindsay-Lohan_4.jpg[/img_thumb] Lindsay Lohan. [img_thumb]http://topnews.in/light/files/amy-winehouse_2.jpg[/img_thumb] crack head. [editline]01:33AM[/editline] [QUOTE=simkas;24726330]Lindsay Lohan was completely out of place in this movie. They could have completely cut her out and it wouldn't have changed A THING. I mean, we first see her when [sp]Jeff Fahey goes in some building to shoot a bunch of guys to get her out, because she's some drug addict or something, then for some reason when Machete comes to Fahey's character's home, he has sex with her and her mother, then takes them to his brother's church and later on, Lindsay Lohan dresses up as a nun and somehow finds out how to use guns and later shoots Robert De Niro, but doesn't even kill him.[/sp] She literally brought NOTHING to this movie and most of her lines were really stupid.[/QUOTE] This is a spaghetti action film, not inception, so [img]http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m3/apr2008/1/9/754C508C-94E4-65A2-6D90E213E779938D.jpg[/img] [b]DEAL WITH IT[/b]
Found this IMDB: [quote]As Robert Rodriguez tells it, after conceiving of the character of Machete and telling Danny Trejo about it, Rodriquez started receiving phone calls at random hours of the day from Danny, trying to convince him to make the film. One day, Robert said to Danny that he was busy and asked why Danny can't just send a text message instead of constantly calling, to which Danny Trejo replied: "Machete don't text." Machete says this exact phrase in the film. [/quote]
[QUOTE=simkas;24726467]Found this IMDB:[/QUOTE] thats awesome
[QUOTE=mzathemind;24726441]This is a spaghetti action film, not inception, so [img_thumb]http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m3/apr2008/1/9/754C508C-94E4-65A2-6D90E213E779938D.jpg[/img_thumb] [b]DEAL WITH IT[/b][/QUOTE] Yeah, no shit, but having Lindsay Lohan just felt like a "oh look we have someone from pop culture, woo" kind of thing in this, she didn't add anything to the movie, she was just annoying in it.
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