A Fake Accent got me Money and a Girls' phone number

[The Adjudicator]

Lucky stud

[CaptainQuirk]

Well done. :golfclap:

[DigiTech]

Is she hot?

[wanksta11]

The only Russian I know is swearing,
privet, pavariska rusky?

[Polyethylene]

What is this shit, I speak Russian and a newbie gets :10bux: and a chick's number? I guess for me it's a Russian tragedy.

[Symmetry]

I thought that it was "spasiba", not "spasibo".

Is it a gender thing?

[Zeke129]

I can do a really effective Irish accent, but it only [i]almost[/i] got me a number once. I just don't have the charisma I guess.

[A_flyboy]

[QUOTE=evilweazel;26457618]Now I wanna go to Europe and teach kids how to speak English with my Southern American accent.

Just to piss them off.

Because I am an ass.[/QUOTE]

I met a girl like that! I think she was from China or Indo... but she had a southern accent... :ohdear:

[Rach Runner]

[QUOTE=alphatwo;26457254]
My automerge![/QUOTE]

:clint:

[Teal Moose]

I can do several cheesy fake Russian accents but that's about all. I actually want to learn Russian and I've heard that the alphabet, Cyrillic, is actually pretty easy to learn.

[Konigstiger96]

He called your manager a bastard.

[NoPartyHats]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;26458828]I can do a really effective Irish accent, but it only [i]almost[/i] got me a number once. I just don't have the charisma I guess.[/QUOTE]

I pull off both terrible British Accents and Irish, and that works out well

2 of them hate it in a giggly kind of "Oh gosh really Dylan?" Kinda way

[QueenElizebeth]

Just don't russian to a relationship with her.

[Ven Kaeo]

[QUOTE=gman003-main;26457859]That might be a more accurate transliteration of товарищ, true. Depends how you pronounce ch.

I've seen it transliterated as ch, sch, and shch.[/QUOTE]

It's pronounced something like "Tohvaerisha" isn't it? I'm not too good at the pronunciation of cryrillic yet, but I have it all written down.

[editline]3rd December 2010[/editline]

[QUOTE=QueenElizebeth;26459945]Just don't russian to a relationship with her.[/QUOTE]

Ukraine your neck with that joke.

[Upgrade123]

And meanwhile I'm learning Latin. :smithicide:

[gman003-main]

[QUOTE=Upgrade123;26460594]And meanwhile I'm learning Latin. :smithicide:[/QUOTE]

Just remember, "quidquid Latine dicitur, altum videtur".

Translation: "Bitches love Latin".

[Ven Kaeo]

Hahaha. Latin. glupyĭ chelovek

[Mr. Scorpio]

God damn Russia is fucking [I]awesome.[/I]

[J. Jett]

[QUOTE=FuhFuhFresh;26457130]Moral of the Story: Start Learning Fucking Russian.[/QUOTE]
I've been raised with the Russian language. :buddy:

[Viva_]

I would love to learn russian. I find the whole USSR time period fascinating too and i love learning about it.
My friend's think i'm a wannabe russian now....

[zerglingv2]

I've been wanting to learn Russian for sometime now, this seals it.

[CottonTM]

In Soviet Russia, phone number gets you!

[Ghost656]

Typing russian is hard shit.
kotsap means greetings, it's a new greeting.

[editline]3rd December 2010[/editline]

[QUOTE=CottonTM;26460868]In Soviet Russia, phone number gets you![/QUOTE]

Generic joke much?

[editline]3rd December 2010[/editline]

[QUOTE=Ivebo;26457332]1. Learn Russian
2. Get hot bitches[/QUOTE]

You end up with hot bitches, buuuuut.
You will see they are stupid.

[FunnyBunny]

snip

[Mooe94]

I started learning Russian a few months ago but I stopped going to the classes at my school due to the excessive homework, so I just quit the class and said I would join it again next term.
Anyway, I've been learning most of my Russian through Rosetta Stone, and I can say that Russian is a very fun, but hard, language in my opinion.

[lintz]

Took Russian for GCSE. It's not bagged me any hot chicks or anything, but it's nice to chat with the russians some times. Curse my russian exchange for already being taken.

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=Upgrade123;26460594]And meanwhile I'm learning Latin. :smithicide:[/QUOTE]

Latin will score you goth chicks

[HendoV2]

wait so you just gave this guy your phone when he asked to see it?

i would never give me phone to some stranger if he asked for it

[brandsmanato]

I Дm gФiИg ΓФ lΞДЯИ ЯЦssiДИ ΓФФ

[Nerdrage]

[QUOTE=Rach Runner;26457225]Fuck yeah. Russian people got it going on.[/QUOTE]

i'm full-blood russian but i have yet to see the girls or money.

maybe it's because i'm a lanky nerd.

[editline]3rd December 2010[/editline]

[QUOTE=brandsmanato;26461570]I Дm gФiИg ΓФ lΞДЯИ ЯЦssiДИ ΓФФ[/QUOTE]

nothing pisses me off more than people replacing A's with Д's and R's with Я's and passing it off as russian.

FYI an "Я" in cryllic is pronounced like saying "ya" and our "P" character is our R