A Fake Accent got me Money and a Girls' phone number - General

I have a thick russian accent down because there are many russian immigrants near me and a lot of my friends have russian accents. [editline]3rd December 2010[/editline] I tried to learn it, but I have a hard time reading it because it's too similar yet different from the latin alphabet.

I can do a rad Niew Zieland ecsent but that only gets me hit on by guys

Score.

[QUOTE=Symmetry;26458763]I thought that it was "spasiba", not "spasibo". Is it a gender thing?[/QUOTE] Spasibo is the correct way to spell it, Spasiba is the way you actually pronounce it.

I wish I was you. [editline]3rd December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=mysteryman;26460745]I would love to learn russian. I find the whole USSR time period fascinating too and i love learning about it. My friend's think i'm a wannabe russian now....[/QUOTE] Show them this story, then they will stop bothering you.

[QUOTE=Melnek;26462912]Spasibo is the correct way to spell it, Spasiba is the way you actually pronounce it.[/QUOTE] if you dont put emphasis on the O in the word, you pronounce it as A

somebody needs to post a german accent impersonation :D

Russian is best accent for english. I wish i knew russian only to speak english in a russian accent.

[QUOTE=LtBubbles;26463362]Russian is best accent for english. I wish i knew russian only to speak english in a russian accent.[/QUOTE] Apparently it's quite easy to pick up Scandinavian for English speakers and vice-versa as most of the vowel sounds are the same, I may start learning Polish though, seems to be the largest immigrant group around where I live.

Russian is very beautiful language, it's like a singing a song. Tosin et ikinä opi suomea, vittuillakseni pistin

Always wanted to learn Russian, this is the motivator I need, thanks OP. :buddy:

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone V2;26463955]Russian is very beautiful language, it's like a singing a song. Tosin et ikinä opi suomea, vittuillakseni pistin[/QUOTE] Suomi on kuninkaiden kieli :smug:

Should've told him, "Pipe down man, let me fill you in!"

[QUOTE=Zeke129;26461511]Latin will score you goth chicks[/QUOTE] analus maximus

[QUOTE=Detective P;26457530]few phrases (spasibo, privyet, da svidania, izviniti, puhzyalstha, ya vas ni ponimayu, taksi, metro, svoloch, chyort, suka, basic phrases)[/QUOTE] Half of them are curses... Great!

I dunno, I meet plenty of russian people playing half life 2: deathmatch An unhealthy amount of russian people infact

[QUOTE=FuhFuhFresh;26457130]Moral of the Story: Start Learning Fucking Russian.[/QUOTE] Doesn't work if you're Russian :( [editline]3rd December 2010[/editline] И очень жаль. Наверно это не работает в России.

Real men speak in programming languages.

Russian is an asshole language. Yet I know it.

Why does it sound like the daughter is underage?

[QUOTE=FuhFuhFresh;26457130] The man called my manager a "Sovolch", which I'm still not sure what it means, and then handed me back my phone, [/QUOTE] I Don't even know Russian and I figured it out

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;26460622]Hahaha. Latin. glupyĭ chelovek[/QUOTE] Is that latin? Didn't know it's so similiar to slovak. glupyĭ chelovek = hlúpy človek = a dumb person. Right?

[QUOTE=Ivebo;26457332]1. Learn Russian 2. Get hot bitches[/QUOTE] 3. Drink Vodka

[QUOTE=Flapadar;26465661]Real men speak in programming languages.[/QUOTE] God I wish i remembered my C++ course from 2 years back, I would have responded to this in true nerd.

[QUOTE=Tk1138;26466127]God I wish i remembered my C++ course from 2 years back, I would have responded to this in true nerd.[/QUOTE] I haven't been on a computing course yet, but i'll make an attempt bool GetGirl(int brasize , bool speaktheirlanguage) { return (speaktheirlanguage and brasize < 38); }

[QUOTE=brandsmanato;26461570]I Дm gФiИg ΓФ lΞДЯИ ЯЦssiДИ ΓФФ[/QUOTE] [quote]I Dm gfiIg GF EDJAI JACssiDI GFF[/quote] That's how it goes. Overall as a native russian reader and speaker, I can hardly read english "russian" font. I so hate when people use that font.

So many good laughs in this thread.

It sucks that the only language I know is English, and a small amount of German. I wish I could learn another language.

VODKA VODKA VODKA VOIDKA "oh schitt"

[QUOTE=johan_sm;26466284]That's how it goes. Overall as a native russian reader and speaker, I can hardly read english "russian" font. I so hate when people use that font.[/QUOTE]Same here, I read them as they are in Russian, instead of how they look, and it confuses the hell out of me.