A Fake Accent got me Money and a Girls' phone number - General

saving privyet ryan

The only Russian I use is in combat. Russian orders, such as "Прикрой меня, я перегрузки!" or "Целевая уничтожены." Just basic combat phrases.

Tokeville, yeeeeee. Also you work at the metro on neyagawa.

[QUOTE=Sinistersmog;26476838]Tokeville, yeeeeee. Also you work at the metro on neyagawa.[/QUOTE] OH shiiiiit I know people who work at the McDonalds in that plaza.

Such is life in Moscow.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;26458828]I can do a really effective Irish accent, but it only [i]almost[/i] got me a number once. I just don't have the charisma I guess.[/QUOTE] My friends made a bet with me to see if I could get a hot chicks number using a heavy Scottish accent. [sp]I got 10 bucks that night[/sp]

The only accent I can fake really well is impersonating Pickles from Dethklok. That doesn't exactly get me very far with the ladies.

[QUOTE=Upgrade123;26460594]And meanwhile I'm learning Latin. :smithicide:[/QUOTE] I don't get why people want to learn latin. It's dead, and it'll always be dead. [editline]8th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=abcpea2;26476273]saving privyet ryan[/QUOTE] "Saving Privyet Ivan" you mean.

I wish I could learn latin

I want to learn Russian even more now.

I chto? Molodets, vezunschik, teper' udachi so svedanej, esli ty ee ugovorish.

I am trying to learn German. At most I want to learn Russian and German, but German more.

btw I'm RUsskij, ask me anything, loh.

Does anyone else think. That German is a powerful language, however Russian is a lighter version of German. ?

Russian will crush pussy Germany, just like it did to Berlin.

[QUOTE=Truchappo;26567458]Russian will crush pussy Germany, just like it did to Berlin.[/QUOTE] Yes that maybe true. But I like both languages. QUICK SOMEONE GO HERE AND RECORD YOU SPEAKING RUSSIAN. NOW! [url]http://www.vocaroo.com/[/url]

dammit I knew I should have took russian when they offered it at school are french german or spanish likely to get me a girl's phone number because I highly doubt it

Btw does anyone have any tips on learning German? Cause I want to learn that :saddowns:

[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;26567640]dammit I knew I should have took russian when they offered it at school are french german or spanish likely to get me a girl's phone number because I highly doubt it[/QUOTE] Sweet talk the girls in french and spanish.

[QUOTE=PvtVain;26567668]Btw does anyone have any tips on learning German? Cause I want to learn that :saddowns:[/QUOTE] go to german classes

[QUOTE=usaokay;26461927]I learned the Russian word for 'thanks' in Battlefield 2.[/QUOTE] Danke :smug: oh wait...

[QUOTE=PvtVain;26567668]Btw does anyone have any tips on learning German? Cause I want to learn that :saddowns:[/QUOTE] [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/971329]Here, This can help.[/url] I knew saving that link would be useful some day.

I am Russian, born in Russia, and speak Russian, and I approve of this thread. And vodka.

[QUOTE=]Vodka, Vodka and more Vodka[/QUOTE] Notice the stereotyping of Russians loving vodka, if it was black people and watermelons and/or KFC then the ban-hammer would be here. Please don't make any comments to this, it would only derail the thread.

This is a story you'll be able to tell your grandchildren. I can't even begin to imagine the chances of something similar happening.

Man is try to learn English for to make spy in KGB. American pig-dog walk into ration warehouse and Man say "Hallo" (this is English for "Privyet") Pig-Dog ask why Russian man is speak English. Man explains, and American pig-dog speaks ill of Motherland. Man shoots pig-dog, take his wallet, and rape his daughter. Such is life in Moscow.

There was a dude at work with a south african accent, all the chicks where after him. The guy is a douche.

Congratz on getting a girl's number (it kind of seems like that's the first girl who you have saved on your contacts) but something tells me you're never gonna work up the courage and eventually you'll wonder why you ever added her number in the first place.

I would really like to learn Russian, but they don't offer any courses on it at my school.

White Oaks Secondary School. Might be the same town!