A Fake Accent got me Money and a Girls' phone number - General

Learning Russian would really have no benefits other than poorly carrying on conversations with Russians. You just happened to be in the right place at the right time.

[QUOTE=killa101;26578436]Learning Russian would really have no benefits other than poorly carrying on conversations with Russians. You just happened to be in the right place at the right time.[/QUOTE] I have a friend from Russia. At least, that's what he claims.

Why doesn't this shit ever happen to me?

It's simple. We all have an accent of some sort. 1.Move to foreign nation 2.Talk 3.Get bitches

Was she hot?

[QUOTE='[ToRn];26580122']It's simple. We all have an accent of some sort. 1.Move to foreign nation 2.Talk 3.Get bitches[/QUOTE] Pretty much this. Girls always find guys interesting from foreign nations.

You have no idea how envious of you I am, OP. Not only do you have a thick Russian accent, can speak Russian, and got some cash out of it, you also got a Russian chick's number. I require pics of this sexy woman.

I can speak russian too :buddy: like 2 words :saddowns:

!must fly to canada ! Now !

:f5h::q: wheres pics of daughter

Canada is where it's at.

[QUOTE=alphatwo;26457254]Good for making S.T.A.L.K.E.R impressions though. My automerge![/QUOTE] Get out of here Stalker! And yeah,I'd like to learn russian. It sounds awesome. Horosho!

This isn't that genius.

Did you make a smohl dialohgue?

[QUOTE=Communist Cake;26457831]I was born in Russia, and can speak Russian with a perfect Russian accent, yet when I speak English, there is no trace of a Russian accent. Sadly, I've forgotten a lot of it. I need a way to relearn Russian. Anyone have any suggestions?[/QUOTE] I lived in Poland from my birth to my 2nd grade in elementary school. I have moved to Serbia and no one speaks Polish here, so I would pretty much forget it if I didn't speak Polish with my brothers at home all the time. So you could try speaking Russian with your family, if you still live with them (I don't know that).

My girlfriend is Russian, it never gets boring with her.

I know someone who called himself "Sergei" and spoke with a Russian accent when he went to parties, so that nobody would know his real name, and he wouldn't be as likely to get in trouble. He pretended to be an exchange student or something. He got a few numbers, plenty of free drinks, and by the end of the term plenty of people had heard of "Sergei", but only a few of us actually knew who it was. [editline]9th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=ei8ht;26591381]My girlfriend is Russian, it never gets boring with her.[/QUOTE] Eastern European women have a fucking sexy accent.

i know pashto and arabic will this get me anywhere?

Good thing I already know Russian. I even have a Slav-dar, I can spot other Russians (or Ukranians, Bulgarians, Belorussians and similar) a mile away by both sight and sound. By my approximation one in every 100 people in my area falls within that classification. [editline]9th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Communist Cake;26457831]I was born in Russia, and can speak Russian with a perfect Russian accent, yet when I speak English, there is no trace of a Russian accent. Sadly, I've forgotten a lot of it. I need a way to relearn Russian. Anyone have any suggestions?[/QUOTE] I've got basically the same story. It's there and it's useful on occasion but very rusty. Also if there is a community college in your area there is a possibility that they offer Russian among their foreign language classes. You can just take that class by itself and it shouldn't be very expensive. Or if you don't care about certification odds are good they wouldn't mind you sitting in all quarter as long as you don't get in the way.

I need to get a Russiana accent.

[QUOTE=knutmora;26592065]I need to get a Russiana accent.[/QUOTE] I've got no accent at all and I've faked it a couple times. Usually I'm imitating a character with a Russian accent that I'm very familiar with. This in my case means mimicking Sidrovich from STALKER because I can't tell you how many times I've had to listen to "SO MARKED ONE, I SAVED YOU AND I'M NOT GOING TO PRETEND I DID IT TO WIN FAVORS UPSTAIRS. YOU DO SOME JOBS FOR ME... AND WE'RE EVEN." while staring the millionth new game in SHOC trying to get a mod of one kind or another working properly. Oh and the millionth time that build 1934 crashed and corrupted the save file forcing me to start all over. So yeah, use an existing quote that is burned into your skull as a basis and work from there. Works with all fake accents and impersonations.

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;26457357]You have amazing luck. Just don't piss off the father, he'll come at you with an axe and they'll never find your body.[/QUOTE] [quote](Home, House, Russia, Canada and Plane, so I sort of understood what he was telling me)[/quote] My guess is that his body (most likely in more than once piece from the axe) will be at their home in Canada, and also taken onto a plane back to their house in Russia. I need to learn Russian.

Just as a note, you shouldn't greet customers with привет unless you know them, as it is informal. I'd suggest using здравствуйте instead.

[QUOTE=Bean-O;26592001]Good thing I already know Russian. I even have a [b]Slav-dar, I can spot other Russians (or Ukranians, Bulgarians, Belorussians and similar) a mile away by both sight and sound.[/b] By my approximation one in every 100 people in my area falls within that classification. [editline]9th December 2010[/editline] I've got basically the same story. It's there and it's useful on occasion but very rusty. Also if there is a community college in your area there is a possibility that they offer Russian among their foreign language classes. You can just take that class by itself and it shouldn't be very expensive. Or if you don't care about certification odds are good they wouldn't mind you sitting in all quarter as long as you don't get in the way.[/QUOTE]Me too, it's not that hard though. You just gotta listen for the drunk people yelling at each other, and wearing track suits and leather jackets

"Sovolch" Is actually "Svoloch" It's like calling someone "Douchebag" but yea...I speak Russian

I love the moral of the story.

[QUOTE=killa101;26578436]Learning Russian would really have no benefits other than poorly carrying on conversations with Russians. You just happened to be in the right place at the right time.[/QUOTE] Knowing Russian will earn you a 50,000$ Yearly bonus in the Marines...in the military you can also get a higher chance of promotion, or recruitment if you know a non-common language...or any language at all pretty much. So...MEH MEH MEH *Mocking face*

[QUOTE=Hatsen;26582273]Pretty much this. Girls always find guys interesting from foreign nations.[/QUOTE] Also you can pass off anything you say as being unfamiliar with their language.

What does she look like so I can say OP is a true winner.