The Addicts' Lounge - Bump while high

[FreakyMe]

[QUOTE=Mac2468;35143886]shit man thats terrible
did you get his license plate?[/QUOTE]

I was still rolling when they were 15 feet away, and yelling "fuck" at my elbow as it dripped blood before I looked up was enough that I couldn't read the plate..

I just want some fucking weed right now so I can space on the fact that I am injured. I can't even go to the ATM to withdraw money, because I have to longboard there.

[editline]14th March 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Banhfunbags;35143952]Lul I just hit some tall dude on his longboard while driving.
Was that you?[/QUOTE]
Seeing as you are 101% Asian, I suppose 5'6" might look tall to you :v:

[JoeyZ]

So I realized the other day that I had never told you guys what happened about a month ago.

So I was sitting with my friend at our favorite smoke spot taking rips from a beautiful glass bong he had just bought a week before, when out of nowhere two redneck guys walk up on us. I put the bong in our backpack along with everything else, but before I could zip it up one of the guys (who looked like a mix of Boromir and Paul Teutul Sr.) says 'Don't even fucking bother. You two are in some deep shit'

Mind you, this was after a taking a good amount of rips, and I was freaking out as the guys kept getting closer. The guy who looked like Boromir looked at my friend and said 'Give me the fucking bag' We both kind of looked at each other, and my friend said 'I'm not gonna do that, dude. Look, we'll get out of here.'

So the dude walks up, grabs the bag out of my hand and proceeds to fling all of our stuff on the ground. Inside was the bong, what was left of the weed (a little less than a gram), a veritable rainbow of lighters, and the tube to a hookah that we were going to fix for a friend.

At this point I'm beyond freaking out, but I'm still just sitting there. He gets out his phone and his friend starts laughing and says 'Oh, you're fucked now!' My friend looks over, sighs and says 'Yeah, he's fucking calling the cops.'

So, a police car rolls up, and at this point I think it's all over. A woman gets out, and surprisingly asks us to walk our bikes over to the car. 'Yes ma'am' we said, and walked our bikes over. She told us to sit on the curb while she went through our stuff and talked to redneck one and two. We sat there, stoned out of our minds, struggling to comprehend what was happening, when before we knew it, she had us up with our arms and legs spread while she searched us.

I started to explain what had happened, but she cut me off with my Miranda rights. My friend looks up and asks, 'What are we being arrested for?' Without so much as pausing in her pat down of me she looked over and said 'Right now, possesion. What the hell were you two thinking? There's a school with a park less than a mile from here. A couple hundred feet that way and this would've been a felony.'

What happened next was the most down to earth conversation you could ever expect to have while being arrested. We explained how it was our weekly routine and that I come over, smoke and write music with my friend. We both told her our career plans and the colleges we're shooting for. After a while we were actually laughing about things.

She put us in the back of her squad car, uncuffed, and asked for our phones. I gave her my phone, she asked 'Do you live around here?' I said 'No, I live over in Lynnhaven' and she hands me my phone back. She takes my friends phone and asks 'So you're the one that lives here?' he says 'Yeah' and she promptly calls his parents to come pick him up.

They show up, she explains the situation, and they drive off. She gets back in the squad car, and asks me for directions to my house, and drives me the fuck home. What a bro.

TL;DR

Got caught, arrested, and got free ride home in a nice squad car.

[luck_or_loss]

Use it to get a medical card

[Banhfunbags]

[QUOTE=FreakyMe;35143953]I was still rolling when they were 15 feet away, and yelling "fuck" at my elbow as it dripped blood before I looked up was enough that I couldn't read the plate..

I just want some fucking weed right now so I can space on the fact that I am injured. I can't even go to the ATM to withdraw money, because I have to longboard there.

[editline]14th March 2012[/editline]

Seeing as you are 101% Asian, I suppose 5'6" might look tall to you :v:[/QUOTE]
Bro I'm 6ft

[Tomaster]

Guys, I need something to do on MXE. I'm bored.

[steven688]

[QUOTE=Tomaster;35144345]Guys, I need something to do on MXE. I'm bored.[/QUOTE]

Drink a fifth of vodka and go race around in your car!

[editline]15th March 2012[/editline]

While smoking a bong and talking on a cellphone!!!!

[Werem00se]

[QUOTE=Tomaster;35144345]Guys, I need something to do on MXE. I'm bored.[/QUOTE]

I liked to watch something I like in the dark on the floor. Always fun

[Tomaster]

[QUOTE=steven688;35144420]Drink a fifth of vodka and go race around in your car!

[editline]15th March 2012[/editline]

While smoking a bong and talking on a cellphone!!!![/QUOTE]

I've been arrested once, and it's not an experience I intend on repeating! Weremoose...what?

[zach1193]

[QUOTE=Tomaster;35144345]Guys, I need something to do on MXE. I'm bored.[/QUOTE]

Why are you asking us, why don't you go ask on a foru- wait a minute...

[steven688]

[QUOTE=Werem00se;35144435]I liked to watch something I like in the dark on the floor. Always fun[/QUOTE]

Are you fucked up son? Step out of the vehicle.

[Werem00se]

[QUOTE=Tomaster;35144454]I've been arrested once, and it's not an experience I intend on repeating! Weremoose...what?[/QUOTE]

Like a movie or Tv show. haha I'm high as shit.

[Tomaster]

[QUOTE=steven688;35144461]Are you fucked up son? Step out of the vehicle.[/QUOTE]

I swear to drunk Occifer, I'm not God.

[zach1193]

Right so you know how I said I quit, well, I can't just leave this dime in my stash, so after tonight I will be taking a break, in other words, BUMP!

[Dial]

It seems the local BevMo has free wifi..

Also, I will soon have the pleasure of smoking from a Volcano vaporizer.
I have smoked for well over 6 years and it will be my first vaporizing experience.

[RomanTheOmen]

Any way to get a real close look at my bud? Ive got an 8x lupe but its just not enough.

[FoodStuffs]

uhh if you think you need magnification to tell if your weed is good or not...

well then you don't know what good weed looks like.

[Cureless]

[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;35145385]uhh if you think you need magnification to tell if your weed is good or not...
well then you don't know what good weed looks like.[/QUOTE]
Because he totally said he needed to look at it to check the quality. [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-fuckoff.gif[/img]
Way to be an asshole.

ONTOPIC: You could try using a jewelers lens if you happen to have one.

[Dial]

If you have not yet vaporized - you are missing out.

I am quite high.
Oh dear.

[FoodStuffs]

[QUOTE=Cureless;35145407]Because he totally said he needed to look at it to check the quality. [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-fuckoff.gif[/img]
Way to be an asshole.

ONTOPIC: You could try using a jewelers lens if you happen to have one.[/QUOTE]

speak for yourself buttmunch

[dr.bean]

smoked 2 more bowls

[TamTamJam]

tomorrows the last day before spring break so you know what that means.

[PassingWord]

I just shot up some potent marijuana guys. I will not fight these waves of chillness.

I have to come clean about something that some off you might very shocking and angering. I love smooth operator by sade. I can't explain it. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

[skynrdfan3]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogJFXqYEYd8[/media]

metal

[Vollybomb]

[QUOTE=FreakyMe;35143862]So I got hit by some asshole in his car while longboarding to school today.. they sped off as I was still going over the hood, fucking pricks.

Sprained knee and possible ligament damage in my ankle, yay![/QUOTE]

Damn dude you have like the worst luck with injuries and shit.
I remember in the old furry sub-forum you made a thread about how you broke your arm or something. was it cancer? Did you have cancer on your arm? i can't remember because i'm very high. oh sorry. i miss the furry sub-forum.

[editline]15th March 2012[/editline]

Oh i mean that's sending a really un-sensitive vibe dude i know

[editline]15th March 2012[/editline]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/ytRcy.gif[/img]

[skynrdfan3]

my friend made me drive him down to a STRAIGHT GHETTO part of jackson, mississippi to meet a dealer.

i had a short 15 year old ghetto black kid jump in my car and have him drive around the block of some of the sketchiest places i've ever seen while he sorted through the weed or some shit.

[Inzalonus]

damn i'd love to get high today

[Intenso]

[url=http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DjcZUPDMXzJ8&start1=0&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dk4OPhCA7AJI&start2=45&authorName=furioso]holy FUCK[/url]

mute the first video, and it's one of the most trippiest music+video syncs ever

[editline]15th March 2012[/editline]

the guys at disney had to be on acid for this one, honestly, there's so much fractal geometry

[WubWubWompWomp]

where the fuck did my pants go.

[En-Guage V2]

got some more bud
looking forward to having a sesh friday night

[WubWubWompWomp]

oh great now my sister's bf is here and i have no pants

[editline]15th March 2012[/editline]

FUCK