I hope noone fucks with me today since it's april fools, I'm very gullible while high.
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i need a girlfriend
So a long time ago my mom walked in on me hitting a bowl got all pissed cause i was smoking inside and took my bong. When i asked her what she did with it she said she threw it out.
like 6 months later now i was on my balcony having a smoke and this squirrel hopped out of a tote on my balcony so i look inside and there it is my baby the long lost bong
and my mom gets mad at me for lying
then it hits me THE SQUIRREL WAS USING MY BONG why else does it always go in to that tote which proves an idea of mine that i posted a long time ago
[img]http://s13.postimage.org/p0jop7qc5/squirrel_jp.jpg[/img]
cant remember who made the picture for me but i still love it
smoking in my backyard freaks my shit out
hard
feels like I'm being watched
[QUOTE=Faren;35384880]smoking in my backyard freaks my shit out
hard
feels like I'm being watched[/QUOTE]
:tinfoil:
Every time i go outside to smoke a bowl, my cat follows...
I'm sure it's becoming addicted.
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April fools bump, but no, I'm really high!
april 1st was yesterday
honestly man
[QUOTE=Faren;35385031]april 1st was yesterday
honestly man[/QUOTE]
Hell no it's only 8:30 in the morning
wait SilverHammer, were you that guy who hosted a private WoW server like 4 year ago or something?
and ~t[I]ime[/I]zones~
[QUOTE=Faren;35385031]april 1st was yesterday
honestly man[/QUOTE]
I almost believed you I swear to god
[url]http://facepunch.com/threads/1160310?p=35385401&viewfull=1#post35385401[/url]
methinks this be a fib
[QUOTE=strayebyrd;35385446][url]http://facepunch.com/threads/1160310?p=35385401&viewfull=1#post35385401[/url]
methinks this be a fib[/QUOTE]
That guy's a fruit
[QUOTE=zach1193;35385472]That guy's a fruit[/QUOTE]
and yet I'm too nice to call him out, I better be getting into double heaven for this
[QUOTE=strayebyrd;35385515]and yet I'm too nice to call him out, I better be getting into double heaven for this[/QUOTE]
Don't worry I'm doing it :v:
[QUOTE=Lukeo;35385529]Don't worry I'm doing it :v:[/QUOTE]
made me think of this for some reason
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL7PSlUuWPs[/media]
I'm the hero DD deserves
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[QUOTE=steven688;35379531]US in the deep south in a ghetto.
[editline]1st April 2012[/editline]
Of course.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mindfuck 2;35383081]My town evolved into a drug paradise. It is small, like 10.000 people at max, but we already have about 20 big dealers that do orders in kilogram range. And if you are in the right places walking through the streets it is guaranteed that you see somebody smoking pot. ANd the best part is, the police doesn't give a shit yet.[/QUOTE]
That's like my town, but even if the cops did go after all the dealers it wouldn't matter, there is a native reserve attached to my town. So, people from there would just put out more drugs. Our police aren't allowed to go on the reserve, and our gov't tells them to not touch the natives in sensitive situations. Fuckin' cowards hah.
[QUOTE=Lukeo;35385577]I'm the hero DD deserves[/QUOTE]
But the lover I don't want.
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[QUOTE=Faren;35385365]wait SilverHammer, were you that guy who hosted a private WoW server like 4 year ago or something?
and ~t[I]ime[/I]zones~[/QUOTE]
I think we played on a private server a few years ago. I wish I wasn't sick of WoW :(
[QUOTE=Werem00se;35386399]But the lover I don't want.[/QUOTE]
Everyone wants me and you know it
wake n' bakin a bowl
Weekend, vape, and doritos in the studio.
y'know that toilet paper+dryer sheet trick right? I made one of those but instead its a case for earbuds, one side is like netted and the other is not, so I put a dryer sheet in there and when you blow under it it forces the smoke through the dryer sheet and out the netting. discreet as fuck too
There's never any GM13 beta keys..
Another bump.
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