How I almost got shot; Or a moral lesson on how knives can't save you - General

[QUOTE=breakyourfac;19558611]The bowl was given to me by a friend, I'm a sophomore in highschool what makes you think we don't have weed in Chicago?[/QUOTE] That's not what Im saying at all. I know there's weed in Chicago, Im just saying you're too young. In my opinion you put it in your post to make yourself seem badass, but I could be wrong.

[QUOTE=socklicker;19558907]That's not what Im saying at all. I know there's weed in Chicago, Im just saying you're too young. In my opinion you put it in your post to make yourself seem badass, but I could be wrong.[/QUOTE] No it was a minor detail, simply to show we had gotten high and now we were bored. If it offends you that much I can take it out your highness.

[QUOTE=breakyourfac;19558825]Running up to someone with a gun surrounded by 6 of his pissed off friends is great idea that wouldn't get me shot.[/QUOTE] That's what you think, becuase you don't know how to properly throw a knife.

[QUOTE=Kyle v2;19559052]That's what you think, becuase you don't know how to properly throw a knife.[/QUOTE] It wasn't even a weighted throwing knife, I think you're just trolling now.

[QUOTE=breakyourfac;19559114]It wasn't even a weighted throwing knife, I think you're just trolling now.[/QUOTE] Tell me, how far away was he from you?

[QUOTE=Kyle v2;19559204]Tell me, how far away was he from you?[/QUOTE] about 30 to 40 feet, I play football but I'm no quarterback so I doubt I could accurately throw something that far.

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You joined FP when you were 12? This horrifies me.

[QUOTE=breakyourfac;19542948]tired of dong bong hits out of Andy's mini hookah,[/QUOTE] Your ignorance disgusts me.

[QUOTE=breakyourfac;19557968]I grew up with a kid who is a general in the Kings, there has been times where I've gotten fucked over on a weed deal and I made one phone call to my friend who got his friends and did the dirty work, I've gone with him and beat the fuck out of kids with tire irons and dumped them off somewhere in the woods, they didn't die but they got the lesson.... I'm not saying I gather up a bunch of gang members and go sit at a round table, these Kings are quite blood thirsty especially towards black people. I'm saying that I know enough Kings to rally them up and hurt people, just like some people could do with good friend just these people happen to be in a gang.[/QUOTE] You beat the fuck out of kids with tire irons and left them in the woods? That is fucking a attempt at murder, plus illegal expenditure and chemical substance.

[QUOTE=plokoon9619;19560556]You beat the fuck out of kids with tire irons and left them in the woods? That is fucking a attempt at murder, plus illegal expenditure and chemical substance.[/QUOTE] That's exactly what it was, quick call 911.

Don't go to watch fights, dipshit.[QUOTE=breakyourfac;19558996]No it was a minor detail, simply to show we had gotten high and now we were bored. If it offends you that much I can take it out your [b]highness.[/b][/QUOTE] :v:

[QUOTE=breakyourfac;19557968]I grew up with a kid who is a general in the Kings, there has been times where I've gotten fucked over on a weed deal and I made one phone call to my friend who got his friends and did the dirty work, I've gone with him and beat the fuck out of kids with tire irons and dumped them off somewhere in the woods, they didn't die but they got the lesson.... I'm not saying I gather up a bunch of gang members and go sit at a round table, these Kings are quite blood thirsty especially towards black people. I'm saying that I know enough Kings to rally them up and hurt people, just like some people could do with good friend just these people happen to be in a gang.[/QUOTE] Hahahaha, oh wow. You grew up with a kid that is a general in the Latin Kings? Wow, I never knew 15 year olds could become generals. Even if he is slightly older, anything less than 25 would be way too young to be a general. Way to make sure your lies makes sense before you go spewing them all over the place.

I got arrest for having a knife on me, dont fucking carry a kinife. True story :(

[QUOTE=MaverickIB;19560669]Hahahaha, oh wow. You grew up with a kid that is a general in the Latin Kings? Wow, I never knew 15 year olds could become generals. Even if he is slightly older, anything less than 25 would be way too young to be a general. Way to make sure your lies makes sense before you go spewing them all over the place.[/QUOTE] I grew up with the generals brother mikey who is 18 now, his brother is in his 20s, it was a typing error I wrote that when I was semi-drunk my bad. My whole point was I know enough gang members to rally them up and hurt some people.

yo bro southside represent

Ok, I don't know if this was addressed or not but first, you don't do bong rips off a hookah. A hookah is not a bong and isn't even supposed to be used with weed. Second, why would you bring a bowl and a scale to a fight 3 miles away? What the fuck??

[QUOTE=breakyourfac;19560799]I grew up with the generals brother mikey who is 18 now, his brother is in his 20s, it was a typing error I wrote that when I was semi-drunk my bad. My whole point was I know enough gang members to rally them up and hurt some people.[/QUOTE] Well it's wonderful that you fell for my little trick, exactly as I planned it. Generals are almost old members that don't run around gangbanging anymore. Not even dudes in their 30's are generals. They tend to be in the 40's/50's. But because I said mid-20's, you backtracked and made up a lie that would go with what I said. So you can call some friends and go jump someone? That has nothing to do with gangs, nothing to do with connections. You just gotta have some homeboys that would be willing to back you up. If you really had "connections" like you say you do, you'd be able to just tell them, "Get rid of the guy" and all you would have to do is turn on the news and wait to hear about a drive-by shooting of the guys house, killing him and his family. Kid, you're sitting here trying to lie to a dude that has seen a lot more than you ever will. So just quit before you get yourself in an even bigger hole. You don't have to try and look cool for facepunch. I really hope everyone reads this post and sees how much of a liar you are.

[QUOTE=MaverickIB;19560926]Well it's wonderful that you fell for my little trick, exactly as I planned it. Generals are almost old members that don't run around gangbanging anymore. Not even dudes in their 30's are generals. They tend to be in the 40's/50's. But because I said mid-20's, you backtracked and made up a lie that would go with what I said. So you can call some friends and go jump someone? That has nothing to do with gangs, nothing to do with connections. You just gotta have some homeboys that would be willing to back you up. If you really had "connections" like you say you do, you'd be able to just tell them, "Get rid of the guy" and all you would have to do is turn on the news and wait to hear about a drive-by shooting of the guys house, killing him and his family. Kid, you're sitting here trying to lie to a dude that has seen a lot more than you ever will. So just quit before you get yourself in an even bigger hole. You don't have to try and look cool for facepunch. I really hope everyone reads this post and sees how much of a liar you are.[/QUOTE] Someone watches a lot of gangland, like I said before it doesn't matter what some guy with a lady gaga avatar thinks. I know that I'm friends with a lot of latin kings, I know that if I was about to get into a fight I can call them and a van of them will arrive. Also you activated my trap card, I'm trolling, I like your reactions :downs:

[QUOTE=Maloof?;19544798]Oh yeah, a couple of months back a young man was at a party, got drunk, had an argument with his girlfriend and left the party. On the way home he vented his anger by punching one of the windows of the local fire station. The window broke, he pulled his arm out suddenly and got cut along his wrist. He died at the scene. But it's hardly gang wars and weeklong shootouts.[/QUOTE] Did this happen in New Zealand by any chance?

DID you actually violate one of the oldest rules? You brought a knife to a gun fight. :downs: [editline]05:30PM[/editline] I can't believe it.

[QUOTE=breakyourfac;19558996]No it was a minor detail, simply to show we had gotten high and now we were bored. If it offends you that much I can take it out your highness.[/QUOTE] Offends me? haha. Yes, Im very offended, I might contact Chicago police.... [/sarcasm]

[QUOTE=KommradKommisar;19561442]DID you actually violate one of the oldest rules? You brought a knife to a gun fight. :downs: [editline]05:30PM[/editline] I can't believe it.[/QUOTE] Had I known it was a gunfight I wouldn't have went, god you fucking suck at reading.

[QUOTE=breakyourfac;19561004] Also you activated my trap card, I'm trolling, I like your reactions :downs:[/QUOTE] Almost everyone knew you were trolling so Im not quite sure what you're talking about. You liked people calling you out on trolling?

[QUOTE=breakyourfac;19561495]Had I known it was a gunfight I wouldn't have went, god you fucking suck at reading.[/QUOTE] I read it. It's called sarcasm.I forgot /sarcasm to tell yall that.

[QUOTE=breakyourfac;19561004]Someone watches a lot of gangland, like I said before it doesn't matter what some guy with a lady gaga avatar thinks. I know that I'm friends with a lot of latin kings, I know that if I was about to get into a fight I can call them and a van of them will arrive. Also you activated my trap card, I'm trolling, I like your reactions :downs:[/QUOTE] You're being very obvious now, he clearly caught you on your shit.

[QUOTE=wewt!;19561529]You're being very obvious now, he clearly caught you on your shit.[/QUOTE] The story is true, the shit about generals isn't, i just liked how he went through that elaborate plot to prove me wrong, well done sherlock.

you should've cut his throat

[QUOTE=breakyourfac;19561571]The story is true, the shit about generals isn't, i just liked how he went through that elaborate plot to prove me wrong, well done sherlock.[/QUOTE] It was also very obvious that if noone caught you on your little lie, you would've been content with not correcting them in a troll-esque way (in a way that would be embarrassing for them). I know the difference between a trolling lie and an actual one.