How I almost got shot; Or a moral lesson on how knives can't save you - General

[QUOTE=wewt!;19561604]It was also very obvious that if noone caught you on your little lie, you would've been content with not correcting them in a troll-esque way (in a way that would be embarrassing for them). I know the difference between a trolling lie and an actual one.[/QUOTE] I am severely confus

You were not trolling; you were lying. There's a difference.

[QUOTE=breakyourfac;19561571]The story is true, the shit about generals isn't, i just liked how he went through that elaborate plot to prove me wrong, well done sherlock.[/QUOTE] Saying something just to catch you trying to backtrack isn't elaborate, it's a simple ploy. A lot of the stuff in your story doesn't add up, so you are most likely lying about the whole thing. Noone just lets someone hold a knife up to their neck. The second they saw it, they would have jumped back. I just think it's funny that you came here on FP expecting to have everyone think you're a badass or something, thinking that you can get away with lying about gangs and stuff because nobody here would have any knowledge of it. That's a pretty big gamble considering the thousands of people on here, kid. Looks like odds didn't play in your favor.

I got shot once. With an airgun. It was my own bullet coming back. It didn't hurt or nothing. I just want to be cool and say I got shot. (note the non-serious tone)

I have only one, incredibly small experience with gangs. Some kid I helped study is apparently our towns gang leaders son, he also runs a restaurant which has the best kebab [I]ever.[/I]

[QUOTE=Nick Lomax;19561706]I got shot once. With an airgun. It was my own bullet coming back. It didn't hurt or nothing.[b] I just want to be cool[/b] and say I got shot. (note the non-serious tone)[/QUOTE] You remind me of OP. Except you're honest.

If that kid was dumb enough to be carrying around a concealed weapon when he was clearly underaged, I doubt he would have even known how to use a gun correctly.

[QUOTE=MaverickIB;19561690]Saying something just to catch you trying to backtrack isn't elaborate, it's a simple ploy. A lot of the stuff in your story doesn't add up, so you are most likely lying about the whole thing. Noone just lets someone hold a knife up to their neck. The second they saw it, they would have jumped back. I just think it's funny that you came here on FP expecting to have everyone think you're a badass or something, thinking that you can get away with lying about gangs and stuff because nobody here would have any knowledge of it. That's a pretty big gamble considering the thousands of people on here, kid. Looks like odds didn't play in your favor.[/QUOTE] Too bad it is, I don't care if you believe it or not for like 6th time. the kid was on the ground writhing in pain, he most likely didn't see me pull out my knife. For all you know, I could by lying about living in chicago, the latin kings might not even be a gang, I am a robot.

For all you know, my avatar could be from the FBI because I'm from the FBI. The thing I'm wondering is, why didn't you tell those guys you were on your way to the football game and instead started talking about your relations to the fight?

[QUOTE=wewt!;19561845]For all you know, my avatar could be from the FBI because I'm from the FBI.[/QUOTE] Stop, I'm going to cry, seriously.

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[QUOTE=breakyourfac;19561866]Stop, I'm going to cry, seriously.[/QUOTE] Oh just answer the question, you silly goose. [quote]The thing I'm wondering is, why didn't you tell those guys you were on your way to the football game and instead started talking about your relations to the fight?[/quote]

[QUOTE=wewt!;19562063]Oh just answer the question, you silly goose.[/QUOTE] We had to go slightly out of our way for the fight, they knew they were meeting someone at the baseball field for a fight, they didn't care who they were fighting.

But why did you talk [I]about[/I] the fight? Why not about the game, seems like an easy way to avoid conflict.

Because he wanted to be badass compared to the 15 year olds in the car.

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[QUOTE=wewt!;19562189]But why did you talk [I]about[/I] the fight? Why not about the game, seems like an easy way to avoid conflict.[/QUOTE] They came out of the car, and immediately they started asking were jack was, like I said they were looking for a fight and they wasn't any way getting around it. The kids who were there that I went to grade school with knew none us of had done anything, but they let the fight go on, they were looking for blood

[QUOTE=breakyourfac;19557968]I grew up with a kid who is a general in the Kings, there has been times where I've gotten fucked over on a weed deal and I made one phone call to my friend who got his friends and did the dirty work, I've gone with him and beat the fuck out of kids with tire irons and dumped them off somewhere in the woods, they didn't die but they got the lesson.... I'm not saying I gather up a bunch of gang members and go sit at a round table, these Kings are quite blood thirsty especially towards black people. I'm saying that I know enough Kings to rally them up and hurt people, just like some people could do with good friend just these people happen to be in a gang.[/QUOTE] Hahaha. Now I know your whole story is bullshit. ITG spotted. Next thing he's going to say "Say it to my face bitch not online and see what happens".

[QUOTE=breakyourfac;19562284]They came out of the car, and immediately they started asking were jack was, like I said they were looking for a fight and they wasn't any way getting around it. The kids who were there that I went to grade school with knew none us of had done anything, but they let the fight go on, they were looking for blood[/QUOTE] Heh, seems rather goofish. ''WHERE'S JACK?'' ''A fight? What fight? No dude we ain't here for fighting we're just watching!'' I just can't picture it in my head why you would choose to act that way.

[QUOTE=professional;19562364]Hahaha. Now I know your whole story is bullshit. ITG spotted. Next thing he's going to say "Say it to my face bitch not online and see what happens".[/QUOTE] Say it to my bitch, face, online happens what sees. Oh and wewt it was more like this "Which one of you punk ass bitches is jack" and we didn't point any fingers and just said we were here to watch and jack must've ran off, I found out a few days leter that the reason they fucked up Andy do badly was because they thought he was Jack.

Well, seems like you could've easily avoided the violence. I nearly got my ass kicked once for making the wrong decisions (none of the gang crap though), so all I can add to this is that you need to avoid this garbage, it's embarrassing.

[QUOTE=wewt!;19562612]Well, seems like you could've easily avoided the violence. I nearly got my ass kicked once for making the wrong decisions (none of the gang crap though), so all I can add to this is that you need to avoid this garbage, it's embarrassing.[/QUOTE] It was shit, I have a best friend who wasnt there but hangs out with the kids all the time, and he called them up saying what the fuck you beat up my best friend, they told him they wanted a fight and they didn't care who it was with, except for one kid who hated andy.

Bringing a knife to a gunfight.

Why didn't you call your gangster backup.

If you have connections as big as you say why would they fuck with you in the first place?

Should've ran, you run faster with the knife.

[QUOTE=breakyourfac;19542948]Hello, my name is Jake, I'm 15 and this is the story of how 3 best friends and a random kid almost got shot. I currently live in Michigan but i grew up and lived in a semi-ghetto area in Chicago which is known as the south side. I had come back for a visit on my way back from a skiing trip in Colorado and decided to hangout with my cousin Victor and a good family friend named Andy who were all about the same age as me. We were playing some guitar hero bored out of our minds and tired of dong bong hits out of Andy's mini hookah, and to our surprise this kid we went to grade school with named Jack calls us (none of us really liked Jack) and informs us of a fight between some other kids we went to grade school with. Since we knew pretty much everyone in the fight and had went to school with them we figured we could go and watch. Being in the south side and it being a fight, we thought it would be smart if we each took one of Andy's knives in case shit got shady. We walk to Jack's place in the freezing cold not even knowing what this fight was about, we get Jack and start our 3 mile walk to the baseball field where the fight was at. We arrive with much concern coming from Jack about them having guns and such, and us growing up with these kids, we knew they wouldn't be packin' and knowing many gang members, they don't shoot innocent people unless the so called shooter is a worthless fuck. We arrive to the baseball feild and immediatly two car speedily drive up to us, About 6 black kids, and 4 mexican kids whom i had grew up with a knew personally and even said their name as soon as he came out. Jack runs but they don't notice, so it left Me, Victor, and Andy against 9 kids. We explain that we came to watch and we don't want any trouble, but mid way through our speech they pushed Victor who is the smallest but not the weakest of our group and we get pissed and push back, a brawl breaks out. I had the one kid who attacked me on the ground most likely with a few broken ribs but they had all ganged up on my friends and had them on the ground kicking and such. I knew what had to be done so I pulled out my knife and walked towoards the kids on the ground. I took the smaller than me black man on the ground and put my knive to his throat (I would never kill anyone but it was a drastic measure taken to stop this fight from going any further) I yell "Get the fuck out of here or ya boy gets it" so one kid turns around and pulls out a gun saying some shit about I'm going to be the one getting it. I knew that once the gun was drawn there wasn't much stopping him from shooting any one of us, my friends and I all scatter and meet up inside a local walgreens making sure we're all okay, I notice Andy's face is cut up and bruised and his speech is slurred. We get a call from our parents yelling at us about who we're with, why we got jumped and that there's 4 squad cars at her house and to get home immediatly. Our eyes light up and we literally ran all the way home, ditching our two knives, bowl and scale on the way. I find Jack and his mom at my house, Jack is all bruised but he deserves it for getting us invloved in this stupid drama shit, the cops had already left and apperently Jack had called the cops when he ran but he didnt say any of our names luckily. They hunted down Jack and gave him a good ass whoopin. There is most likely going to be a retaliation from a gang we know, we asked a few of our buddies to put them in a hospital for being such ignorant fucks and knowing we didn't do anything and were innocent bystanders. This is an important lesson learned to any of you in the city, even if you're carrying a knife, no matter how close you are to somone you can get shot, and knives don't mean shit in todays day and age. I also wrote this to vent, because the cops are involved I couldn't tell any of my friends, just delete this if it is absolute shit. I know this isn'y blogpunch but I maybe it was a good read for some of you with nothing else better to do. Sorry if I wasted your time, also I'm in no way a gangster or anything like that, I'm italian with a buzz cut and at the time I was wearing a Hollister shirt and an American Eagle hoodie. It's also made me take a different look at the world and how fucked up everything is. I'm happy I moved out of the city. Edit: I forgot to mention the reason andy's speech was slurred in the store was because he had gotten a minor concussion[/QUOTE] If you're really from chicago then yeah I know what you mean. I grew up in Crete Illinois.

Why is it always black and Mexican people that are in gangs.

[QUOTE=Black-Bird;19564968]Why is it always black and Mexican people that are in gangs.[/QUOTE] Black and Mexican people tend to be the "footsoldiers" of gangs, but you'd be surprised how many white people are higher up on the food chain running things.

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