How should I go about pranking my brother who plays WoW? - General

Why don't you let him live his life, no matter how lazy he is, and you live yours? [editline]06:21PM[/editline] You sound like an asshole.

[QUOTE=Rooster Assassin;23898699]Why don't you let him live his life, no matter how lazy he is, and you live yours? [editline]06:21PM[/editline] You sound like an asshole.[/QUOTE] I would be able to, I have to help my parents with the bills. My other brother pays for the internet. While this cunt, sits on his ass all day, eating our food, using our internet and our electricity. If he just got a job I would be okay. [editline]01:25PM[/editline] I'm only 15, and I can't save my money or use it for my own

[QUOTE=MainSqueeze;23898750]I would be able to, I have to help my parents with the bills. My other brother pays for the internet. While this cunt, sits on his ass all day, eating our food, using our internet and our electricity. If he just got a job I would be okay. [editline]01:25PM[/editline] I'm only 15, and I can't save my money or use it for my own[/QUOTE] Which is probably what you do too. Sitting on your ass all day, eating their food, using their internet and electricity to post on facepunch.

just put all of his gear in the bank on every character, harmless but fun prank

Jizz in his hard drive

Put tinfoil in his computer HILARIOUS

unbind all his macro's (if he uses them), or fuck up his WoW character. You can have his character die, and when he comes back he'll be like what the fuck? Keep doing it, and when he asks if it was you say no.

Remove the ram modules and hide it. the PC won't start and if he doesn't open the case, he will never notice it then watch him getting pissed and put it back when he leaves.

Go into the game and sell ALL of his items and give away all his gold.

Cure him from this sickness.

Log on and curse at everyone then they will get you perma-banned but wait for the game master to talk to you first

Go on your computer, connect to your router and block the ports for WoW. If you can't access your router just use your antivirus firewall, or Window's built in firewall. Just looking it up now WoW uses ports [b]TCP 1119[/b], [b]TCP 3724[/b], and [b]TCP 6881 - 6999[/b]

Don't do anything. Whatever you choose to do, if you were in his shoes you would probably be pissed off.

[QUOTE=Jasun;23899970]Which is probably what you do too. Sitting on your ass all day, eating their food, using their internet and electricity to post on facepunch.[/QUOTE] Can you read? He said he helped his parents with the bills.

Think of something you've spent a lot of time on that you've enjoyed. Now imagine that it is gone because of someone else. How would you feel about that? Dick.

Or go for a classic and put cling-film over the toilet and wait.

Wow OP, you're an imbecile. How about you have a calm talk with your brother about your current financial situation and why it would be better for everyone if he got a job too. Also explain how you don't want to get involved with his personal life, but the things he's doing cost money and he should help pay for it. Pranking him is just adding fuel to the fire.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc[/media]

Just leave him alone. I have a friend who annoys the shit out of me but I don't do rude shit. I can only imagine if my brother deleted all of my shit on Steam, or sold my account or something. Maybe delete all of my Source SDK maps that I've made.

Shove a remote into his ass.

Have him invite his geek friends over so he can show off, then hire a group of LVL 80's to smash him. Or, create an exe or bat that will minimize the window every 30 minutes.

No no no. You want to torture him. Not kill him. Torture is worse than death, my friends. What you want to do, is this. When he's about to start a raid with his guild, tell him that your mum is calling him downstairs. He leaves WoW open, raid about to start. You go on his character. Hearthstone to Dalaran, sell ALL his gear. Replace it with any shit you can find from any vendor in Dalaran, and then request a summon back into the raid. When he arrives, he will find himself under serious assault from the guild: [i]"Is this a fucking joke man? You think you're fucking funny? The Lich King will not be killed by himself you asshole, and now thanks to you, he won't be killed by us either. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING KINGSLAYER TONIGHT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" "You have been removed from the group." "You are no longer a member of Pink Pwnies."[/i] My friends, there is nothing worse... than being kicked from your guild.

[QUOTE=MainSqueeze;23898303]I want to do something simple, yet not letting him know it was me[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Mega Tuna;23897862][URL="http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Make-an-Auto-Hacking-USB-Drive/"]http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Make-an-Auto-Hacking-USB-Drive/[/URL] That is a keylogger that will get his password with a fake virus scan. Just follow the instructions, then change his password.[/QUOTE]

Don't be a stupid cock and leave him alone

^ This guy's a legend *salutes* (Alcapwne) And film it.

[QUOTE=Alcapwne;23901933]No no no. You want to torture him. Not kill him. Torture is worse than death, my friends. What you want to do, is this. When he's about to start a raid with his guild, tell him that your mum is calling him downstairs. He leaves WoW open, raid about to start. You go on his character. Hearthstone to Dalaran, sell ALL his gear. Replace it with any shit you can find from any vendor in Dalaran, and then request a summon back into the raid. When he arrives, he will find himself under serious assault from the guild: [I]"Is this a fucking joke man? You think you're fucking funny? The Lich King will not be killed by himself you asshole, and now thanks to you, he won't be killed by us either. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING KINGSLAYER TONIGHT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" "You have been removed from the group." "You are no longer a member of Pink Pwnies."[/I] My friends, there is nothing worse... than being kicked from your guild.[/QUOTE] Oh man, this is great. /sarcasm. Easy to fix, no guild would flip out that much. Even if they did it's better that you are kicked from it.

Bind some of his commonly used keys to the window keys function so whenever he presses them his game minimizes.

[QUOTE=Alcapwne;23901933]No no no. You want to torture him. Not kill him. Torture is worse than death, my friends. What you want to do, is this. When he's about to start a raid with his guild, tell him that your mum is calling him downstairs. He leaves WoW open, raid about to start. You go on his character. Hearthstone to Dalaran, sell ALL his gear. Replace it with any shit you can find from any vendor in Dalaran, and then request a summon back into the raid. When he arrives, he will find himself under serious assault from the guild: [I]"Is this a fucking joke man? You think you're fucking funny? The Lich King will not be killed by himself you asshole, and now thanks to you, he won't be killed by us either. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING KINGSLAYER TONIGHT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" "You have been removed from the group." "You are no longer a member of Pink Pwnies."[/I] My friends, there is nothing worse... than being kicked from your guild.[/QUOTE] go to vendor, buyback. punch stupid little brother in mouth

[QUOTE=NickFury666;23902364]go to vendor, buyback. punch stupid little brother in mouth[/QUOTE] Dude, buyback only lasts while you're still at the vendor. Once you've left, gone to another one and then left the city, I'm pretty sure buyback isn't waiting for you.

[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;23897715]Cancel his subscription.[/QUOTE] Doesn't seem like much of a prank to be honest. Chances are he is already in the middle of a month game time, so he wouldn't notice until that ran out. When he does notice, he will just assume there was a bug on the website and re subscribe. Hardly a prank at all. Oh yeah, and if his bro is using a 6 or 12 month sub then the prank becomes even worse.