[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/jqTkHS2.png[/IMG]
You reach under your bed, hoping to find something interesting.
You feel a square object wich you pull out..
It's your laptop! it may not be able to play games, but it gets the job done.
You start it up and starts browsing the web.
While tabbing around on the web you see a add for a dating site.
"What the heck, I might as well sign up" - You think.
[B]You press register and the following questions comes up:
Username:
Password:
Age:
Interessts:
Gender:
Sexual attraction:
Avatar:
[/B]
[U]
[B]You can: CREATE A ACCOUNT![/B][/U]
[I]Start post with "BLANKET:" and fill in all the questions. I will take a few from everyone to not leave anyone out.
For the avatar:
It has to be made by YOU.
It has to be a picture of David.
Glasses have to be on.
Size: 100 x 100 (Remember: paint made and png.)[/I]
[QUOTE=Eonart;42745409]
Sexual attraction: Yes
Avatar: [url]http://i.imgur.com/Hpq4PLP.png[/url][/QUOTE]
Oh, sorry! Sexual attraction: Male female both
And that avatar, love it :P
Ask your mom for advice in dating. After all she and your father hitched on one of these sites.
EDIT: Use a picture with you and doge as your avatar
BLANKET:
Username: LargeSmartSexualMan
Password: Arc20Pan
Age: 21
Interests: Gaming, Writing, Engineering, Computers, Biochemical Weapons, Assault Weapons, Fine Alcoholic Beverages
Gender: Male
Sexual attraction: Straight
Avatar:[IMG]http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/8752/3m0w.png[/IMG]
[I]Cuz you gotta make yourself look sexier by changing your artstyle once in awhile[/I]
[QUOTE=kingjulien22;42745617]Ask your mom for advice in dating. After all she and your father hitched on one of these sites.
[/QUOTE]
[I]
sorry, right now you may only create an account.[/I]
Blanket:
Age: 18
Intersts: Masturbation, Gaming, world dominance, Porn
Username: SexyDavid1995
Password: Gabriel<3
Gender: Male
Sexual attraction: women
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/2PbSbb3.png[/IMG]
You fill in the text and press enter. You now have a Dating Account!
[I]You feel hapy.[/I]
[I]You are naked.[/I]
[I]You now have an account on: Tittyfuck.com - Mak sure you remember the username and password if you want to get on the site again.[/I]
[B]You can: DO ANYTHING![/B]
from now on there can be notifications on "Tittyfuck.com".
[B][I]Action[/I][/B] search your closet
Action: Go to the porn section of tittyfuck.com, as it's obviously a porn/dating site hybrid.
Maybe Also, give your email and phone number to them aswell
Randomly get into a random chat with a random woman. Tell her how well your gun works (if you know what i mean :)
[B][U]I've got an idea on what to do. I will uppload it tomorrow from school.[/U][/B]
[QUOTE=loppan997;42746629][B][U]I've got an idea on what to do. I will uppload it tomorrow from school.[/U][/B][/QUOTE]
Give us your best
[url]http://tittyfuck.com/[/url]
OMG this webbsite accualy exists
[editline]4th November 2013[/editline]
Hey kingjulien22 i found picured in a calculator
[IMG]http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aRQ7y5q_700b.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/NFVGpSH.png[/IMG]
You walk through the corridor, into your closet. Well in there you pick a few wearings to put on.
You are now wearing: Blue jeans, Black T-shirt, White shirt (open).
You enter the chat section and choose "random lobby".
There are apparently not so many peopole in this lobby.
[I]You have new notifications.[/I]
[I]You are no longer naked.[/I]
[B]You can: DO ANYTHING![/B]
Edited,didn't see something above nvm.
Now for the suggestion:
Go at your town's bar. Order vodka.
I would suggest to go and get some money.
[B]Action:[/B] go to your parents and ask them if there is any work you could possibly do ?
[QUOTE=Satrat;42753464]I would suggest to go and get some money.
[B]Action:[/B] go to your parents and ask them if there is any work you could possibly do ?[/QUOTE]
You could get hired at the bar! And drink some vodka behind your boss's back!
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/6apZpMf.png[/IMG]
You close your laptop and make your way to the bar. There are a fair amount of peopole on the streets. It's not crowded, but it's far from empty.
You pass a man in a black top hat. You take notice of him due to the fact that he looks at you strange. Not like in mad, but in a more friendly confused way.
You quickly forget about that when you get behind a really hot blond, with a nice jiggling ass.
You take side routes to be behind her for as long as possible, until you arrive at the bar.
You order vodka after vodka. Drink after drink. You fill yourself upp real good! You just drink and drink until the bartender tells you that you can't have aymore. So now you sit there, drunk as hell in a crowded bar.
- Actually, you're so drunk it's almost charming.
[I]You are drunk.[/I]
[I]You feel very charming.[/I]
[I]You have a laptop and a half empty vodka bottle (probally empty soon.)[/I]
[I]You only have 4 Dollars left.[/I]
[I]The bar is crowded with peopole.[/I]
[B]You can: DO ANYTHING![/B]
I have gotten the urge to stop lurking since 2012,
Alright, grab a beer bottle, and try to use your ultimate charming skills to make the bar dealer drunk, then ask for all the money.
:D
By the way, why does it say i am in the USA when i am in egypt? Does it count where you registered? Fucking hotels -_-
Spend those 4 dollars on drugs. Then jiggle some pants with those ladies.
Try to convince the ladies with your new gained charisma to buy vodka so that you can drink it.
better yet convince the ladies to give you free sex in exchange for your awesomeness being around them for a while
[QUOTE=L33t Pinez;42755126]
By the way, why does it say i am in the USA when i am in egypt? Does it count where you registered? Fucking hotels -_-[/QUOTE]
Yes, it's based on the IP where you registered. People are mad about it.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/BzqGspN.png[/IMG]
You step over to the ladies at the table behind you. After some flirting you convince them to have a drinking contest with you. You mangage to get them so drunk they agree to make out with eachother. The show really turns you on and you watch with eager as they jiggle their tounges in eachother.
[I]You are even more drunk.[/I]
[I]Your lust is high![/I]
[I]You still feel charming.[/I]
[I]You have a laptop.[/I]
[I]The bar is crowded with peopole.[/I]
[B]You can: DO ANYTHING![/B]
Action: Buy some condoms,then invite them to your place. It's gonna be a wild scene!
Action: Go home because you miss your vidya games and the music is too loud
Action: Take these two lovely ladies to the back alley.
Loppan997 you use the word jiggle to much, I am starting to despice that word :tinfoil:
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