[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/HaO8oOc.png[/IMG]
You were succesful in taking the girls home. You open the door and hope for the best... Your parrents arent home!
You take the irls uppstairs where you start to make out and roughly throws eachothers clothes off.
One of the girls gets down on you and starts to suck your dick, as the other girl masturbates in the background.
[B]Im not gonna get into detail, cause I'm in class and it makes me feel wierd when my friend reads everything I write.. But basicly, you had rough sex, pleased both, came on their faces.[/B]
search "threesome video" on google if you want a detailed version ;)
[I]Your lust is now 0[/I]
[I]You had your first sxual encounter.[/I]
[I]The girls slept over.[/I]
[I]You are naked.[/I]
[I]You have a laptop and a winchester BB gun.[/I]
While the girls are sleeping steal their wallets as you are low on Cash.
[QUOTE=xThatGuyx;42786073]While the girls are sleeping steal their wallets as you are low on Cash.[/QUOTE]
[SP] FOR FUCKS SAKE USE THE ACTION COMMAND YOU STUPID CUNT[/SP]
[QUOTE=Satrat;42786174]FOR FUCKS SAKE USE THE ACTION COMMAND YOU STUPID CUNT[/QUOTE]
[I]Action:[/I]While the girls are sleeping steal their wallets as you are low on Cash.
Also:
Action: Throw them out the literal window like a real pimp
Action: Take the Winchester and go out in the world to do wanderous adventures!
[QUOTE=Satrat;42786174]FOR FUCKS SAKE USE THE ACTION COMMAND YOU STUPID CUNT[/QUOTE]
Wow, seriously.
You are a very bad and obviously dumb person for insulting random people on the internet, tell that to some random guy face to face and see what happens then, nobody needs internet badasses.
You are just being silly and this demostrates that you have no friends and this is the only way to make yourself feel cool.
Leave the community...Please.
I've got it all ready for uppload. But I'll wait until tomorrow before I uppload them (to make sure it gets corrctly done.)
- tired as fuck right now. I've been running around trying to find a costume to use for our schools
"Week late halloween party".
Nothing spezial here anymore.
[QUOTE=xThatGuyx;42786576]Wow, seriously.
You are a very bad and obviously dumb person for insulting random people on the internet, tell that to some random guy face to face and see what happens then, nobody needs internet badasses.
You are just being silly and this demostrates that you have no friends and this is the only way to make yourself feel cool.
Leave the community...Please.[/QUOTE]
I do say this to real people which isn´t realy better but there is a person who is in to facepunch. and i wasn´t trying to be cool, i was trying to make a point. what do you think more people would notice WHEN YOU TALK LIKE THIS or when you talk like this... and please read the freking post from the OP. he clearly posted that you should put ACTION infront of the. And you to automatically assume that im a stupid and bad person just because i am passionate about something. I do agree that the (YOU STUPID CUNT) part was little over the line... and the to tell me to leave the community is kind of hypokracy... you joined facepunch 3 september 2013 and you only have posts about rust, around 19 of your posts are about Rust which makes it look like you only joined facepunch to get a free key, hmm i might be wrong but the point is that you are more worthless to this community than me so you shouldent go around acting like a douchebag. PS do you refer to yourself as a random person cause i do this wery rarely
Okay, let me solve this...
[QUOTE=xThatGuyx;42790488]Stuff[/QUOTE]
[B]You, lern to use facepunch. It is not SatRat who "dumb-rated" it.[/B]
[QUOTE=Satrat;42790713]Stuff[/QUOTE]
[B]And you, don't shittalk peopole without a spoiler saying "joke" (orsomething like that).
Those jokes works IRL sence we use a diffrent tone, but on the inernet, you guess the tone and that often results in fights.[/B]
How to use spoilers: [ SP ] blah blah [ / SP ]
[sp]please, [U]both[/U].. Don't start a childish argument like this on our awesome roleplay thingy.
-peace. [/sp]
looks like this problem.... [URL=http://mirrors.rit.edu/instantCSI/]Is solved[/URL].
-snopp-
are you guys being serious
[QUOTE=loppan997;42790828]
[B]You, lern to use facepunch.[/b][/QUOTE]
haha wow
[editline]7th November 2013[/editline]
you should all lurk more
[QUOTE=gregmasterx;42791008]are you guys being serious
haha wow
[editline]7th November 2013[/editline]
you should all lurk more[/QUOTE]
Yeah yeah --
See you tomorrow.
[QUOTE=xThatGuyx;42790488]Lol, well that really noobie now.
He gets corrected and knows its true and to defend himself he rates my comment as ''Dumb'' Lol...[/QUOTE]
First, I think it should be noted that I rated your comment dumb, not him. And I rated this one dumb too, FYI.
Why? Is it because I do'nt know how 2 faecpunche?
No, its because you're dumb.
[QUOTE=Satrat;42790713]I do say this to real people which isn´t realy better but there is a person who is in to facepunch. and i wasn´t trying to be cool, i was trying to make a point. what do you think more people would notice WHEN YOU TALK LIKE THIS or when you talk like this... and please read the freking post from the OP. he clearly posted that you should put ACTION infront of the. And you to automatically assume that im a stupid and bad person just because i am passionate about something. I do agree that the (YOU STUPID CUNT) part was little over the line... and the to tell me to leave the community is kind of hypokracy... you joined facepunch 3 september 2013 and you only have posts about rust, around 19 of your posts are about Rust which makes it look like you only joined facepunch to get a free key, hmm i might be wrong but the point is that you are more worthless to this community than me so you shouldent go around acting like a douchebag. PS do you refer to yourself as a random person cause i do this wery rarely[/QUOTE]
Actually i was a active reader since about 2011 when i was playing GarrysMod activly, I registered myself to facepunch after buying myself a key but i was always there.
Why the hell do you think i would beg for a key?
You dont need to be aggro because somebody forgets a word of a sentence, its not a exam.
[editline]7th November 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=loppan997;42790828]Okay, let me solve this...
[B]You, lern to use facepunch. It is not SatRat who "dumb-rated" it.[/B]
[B]And you, don't shittalk peopole without a spoiler saying "joke" (orsomething like that).
Those jokes works IRL sence we use a diffrent tone, but on the inernet, you guess the tone and that often results in fights.[/B]
How to use spoilers: [ SP ] blah blah [ / SP ]
[sp]please, [U]both[/U].. Don't start a childish argument like this on our awesome roleplay thingy.
-peace. [/sp]
looks like this problem.... [URL=http://mirrors.rit.edu/instantCSI/]Is solved[/URL].[/QUOTE]
Sorry, i dont really post anything on Facepunch i just sit down to read on the forums for about 10 mins everyday.
I Was dumb right there with my Second Post but seriously, calling somebody a cunt because of forgetting a word is not really nice.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/pzKOvL0.png[/IMG]
You take the girls wallets and then you throw them out the window.
Nice, they took your virginity and you just killed them.
[I]You now have a total of 58 Dollars[/I]
[I]You have your winchester[/I]
Anyway.. You put on some clothing and make your way downtown. You're just walking the streets when suddently:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xEyPWYR.png[/IMG]
A voice catches your ear.
"Oy, lad! - Would you care for a cup of tea?"
You turn around and see a man wearing a pair of sweat pants and a trench-coat.
You obviusly know the man is not interested in tea, and therefore you ask
"Depends on what you've got."
He opens his coat, and a mix of goodbadcoolsmellyshittasty - ish smell reaches your nose.
At first, you're disgusted and look the other way. But once your nose stops itching you turn back and look.
[B]The man is selling:
Weed (2 rolls) : 100 Dollars
LSD (3 pills) : 68 Dollars
Cocaine (3 cm) : 50 Dollars
Home Mixture (1 cm) : 48 Dollars
[I]Home micture is a untested drug made by the dealer[/I][/B]
[B]You can: DO ANYTHING![/B]
Action : Punch him in the face and steal 2 weed rolls and some cocaine
Buy 3 LSD pills,telling him to go to hell. Then continue your marvelous adventure.
Action: aim your gun at him and say that you are DEA and that he should lay down. when he is down you hit him hard in the head. make shure that he is out cold then take all is money and drugs. then sell everything ecsept the weed
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bJ7my2m.png[/IMG]
You begin to take your gun off your shoulder, but the dealer sees this and pulls out a pistol. You now stand face to face, aiming at eachother.
"Every drugdealer has a god damned gun! How could I be so stupid?" You think, or well.. You didn't think too long about that. You think more of the fact that you need to get out of this.
[I]You get adrenaline.[/I]
[I]You have a bb gun and 0 bullets.[/I]
[I]You have a total of 58 dollars.[/I]
[B]You can: DO ANYTHING![/B]
Action: say that you are with the police and that you have backup
Action: Do exactly what Satrat said, and say you also have access to the mafia, and you can claim that you stole money from them
Action: Hit the dealer with the buttstock of your BB gun.
distract him somehow
[QUOTE=YourBreakfsat;42868422]distract him somehow[/QUOTE]
With a fake sneeze
Hell,make a run for it. Punch him in the face. He's fragile,he'll fall!
Seems like the OP doesent give a shit anymore about this thread/Or has alot of work to do.
[QUOTE=xThatGuyx;42890332]Seems like the OP doesent give a shit anymore about this thread/Or has alot of work to do.[/QUOTE]
When he first stared it,it was update after update. Don't know what happened though. We need a kick-ass interactive.
[QUOTE=xThatGuyx;42890332]Seems like the OP doesent give a shit anymore about this thread/Or has alot of work to do.[/QUOTE]
Try waking up at 06:00 every day just to make it to the train that will take 1 hr to get you to the next station, and then from there a 15 minute bus ride to school, wich will keep you all day. Come home at around 8 - 9 (nighttime) just to make a few phone calls and see if you can get a day off just to visit your mother who has resently suffered a stroke. It's hard to keep up with everything.
I will have an update in about 30 minutes.
[editline]17th November 2013[/editline]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9HSnC7S.png[/IMG]
You think as fast as you can, but it felt like hours as you went through diffrent senarios in your head.
Then, as everything started to feel hopeles, you feel a sneeze comming. this gave you a CRAZY idea.
You endured the sneeze, making it as big as possible at launch.
*Atchoo*
You sneeze, and the drug dealer didn't notice you switching side of the weapon, as he was still confused from the decoy. The world went in slow motion as you swined the rifle at the dealers face. He reacts and begins lo lift his arm, but he wasn't fast enough.
The dealer falls to the ground, passed out.
[I]The stock of the winchester broke.[/I]
[I]The dealer passes out.[/I]
[I]You feel strong.[/I]
[I]Adrenaline kick starts to cool.[/I]
[I]You have 58 dollars.[/I]
[I]You have a 'broken' winchester.[/I]
[B]You can: DO ANYTHING![/B]
Action: FINISH HIM!
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