Brace yourselfs lads. For sometime this day, a update is comming.
[QUOTE=loppan997;43043264]Brace yourselfs lads. For sometime this day, a update is comming.[/QUOTE]
I'm awaiting.
I let you all down. For I chose sleep before work, I am truly sorry.
[editline]3rd December 2013[/editline]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/hQKR3J9.png[/IMG]
You quickly get down to buissnes and your plan is done in less than 2 hours. Mick's store got renamed, and you have made a horror story.
"This street used to be a drug dealers paradise. At every corner there was someone selling something, or atlest util... The MM.
The MM is a disgused man runing around these blocks, killing and burning drug dealers. He then dumps their soul in the clothes of Mick's Outfits.
The question is: Is it safe to wear them?
FIND OUT NOW! HEAD TO MICK'S OUTFITS AND BUY BUY BUY!"
[I]All set, now you wait and see.[/I]
[I]Mick is pleased.[/I]
[I]Your computer has run out of battery.[/I]
[B]You can: DO ANYTHING![/B]
Action: Charge your laptop in the store. if you don't have a loading cable then
Action: Hire someone to kill a drug dealer near the store every 3-6 months (should be enough to keep up the story) in case you have no time. Hire another person to act like haunted after buying clothes after a dealer is being killed. Write "Buy laptop cable" in a To-Do list.
Edit: Because of the horror story be prepared to sell clothes to teenagers at nighttime ;)
Action: Charge your laptop in the store as XP_Static have said. If that wont work (not having cable or other reasons) then join military to have a good reason not to keep up the work in the shop, because you know that without the internet you wont make any good process.
Action:Get back on tittyfuck.com
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0cULjE4.png[/IMG]
You charge your computer at Mick's office. You take this moment as it goes and starts up the computer and logs into tittyfuck.
[I]You have new notifications.[/I]
[I]You're charging the computer.[/I]
[I]Mick has left for today. You have responsability for the store.[/I]
[B]You can: DO ANYTHING![/B]
Action: Find a map of the store then:
COMMAND: MAP
Action: Respond to the girl15 with; "Wanna have some sexy time, baby?"
Command: Feelings
Edit: better dont do anything that makes mick angry. ;)
Action: Balance computer on head, try to walk to nearest store without dropping it. Hire an employee of the store to make drugs in your basement for you.
Action:Set Mick up on tittyfuck. Create him an account.
Put him on the gay dating page. Ho yeah.
[B]NOTE: This project will be inactive until after the 9th of december.
:: My mom is visiting from hospital. :: My birthday is the ninth ::[/B]
Next uppdate:
2013 - 15 - 12
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/2SBOs4z.png[/IMG]
you take the courage to ask "Girl15" for sexual interactions. She seemed a bit scared at first, but that seemed to not be the case. She pridly agrees and tells you a meeting place.
You have also spoken to Mick about setting him up on tittyfuck. Mick thinks it'd be a good idea, but he also sais you'll need to help him sense he can't hjandle computers that well.
3 teenage girls have entered the shop and are now trying on clothes.
[B]
FEELINGS:
You feel..
Good about having a date with Girl15
Good about having a job
Good about tipsing Mick about tittyfuck
A bit pekich
/FEELINGS[/B]
[B]You can: DO ANYTHING[/B]
[I]If you're going to offer someone drugs.. Make sure they wont kill you, take your clothes and burn your body behind a clothes shop.[/I]
COMMAND: Inventory
ACTION: Greet the customers with the cheeriest, phoniest, Walmart Customer Service smile that you could possibly give them, and ask if they require help
Action: Recommend the skimpiest outfit to them.
Action: Go back to Tittyfuck chat real quick and offer the BigMike699 some weed from your trenchcoat.
Action: Buy a Raspberry Pi and make some cool Sci-Fi tool out of it. If you're successful open your own Online-Shop, if not, throw it to the wall and connect it to your laptop.
-snip-
Next update is currently unknown due to personal problems.
kill self
kill self
Im really sorry about this. But due to a few personal factors I cannot keep up with the updating on LYL.
Rip In Peace
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