iGod: AI Chat with the big guy.

[Hoob]

[quote]God:
If you could take only a book or a TV on a trip, which
would you choose?
Me:
Both
God:
What are both like?
Me:
Sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
Sex is the sex urge sexpressed
God:
it is more fun alone.[/quote]

Uh....

[saddasta]

[quote]Me:
Father, forgive me for I have sinned.
God:
What are you wearing?[/quote]

:q:

[Cheese7]

[QUOTE=IAreLegend;28462099]Me: No.
God: Are you serious?
Me: No.
God: Are you serious?
Me: No.
God: Are you serious?
Me: No.
God: Are you serious?
Me: No.
God: Are you serious?
Me: No.
God: Are you serious?
Me: NO I'M NOT FUCKING SERIOUS
God: Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not FUCKING SERIOUS
Me: I'm going to cry
God: Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me: No
God: Are you serious?[/QUOTE]

No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
No
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
NO
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
NOO
God:
Are you a student?

[♠️♥️♦️♣️]

[quote]

Me:
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
God:
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[Cheese7]

Me:
11 years ago
God:
That was before I was born.