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[QUOTE=roflcakes;15981256]My name is Bruno. I have received a surprisingly small amount of flak about this movie from my peers so far.[/QUOTE] Listen to this guy, he knows what he's talking about. He has a social life, which makes him better than all of us.

This movie fucking sucks. I got free tickets and still regret it. The stuff that he does is about half as funny as tthe stuff he did in Borat. This movie is gonna make everyone homophobic. That's it. There's dick twice. In the first ten minutes. Almost all the move was given away in the previews. It's not worth it.

[QUOTE=Javascript;15981315]This movie fucking sucks. I got free tickets and still regret it. The stuff that he does is about half as funny as tthe stuff he did in Borat. This movie is gonna make everyone homophobic. That's it. There's dick twice. In the first ten minutes. Almost all the move was given away in the previews. It's not worth it.[/QUOTE]I thought Borat was pretty good, and if Bruno's half as good I'd say it's worth getting free admission.

[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;15981273]I'm not used to gay porn. I've never watched a full scene of gay porn. I'm talking about hardcore porn between a man and a woman. Involves penis, if you're old enough to see Bruno I'm assuming you've watched porn before. If the gay scenes make you uncomfortable then you're exactly the audience Cohen was trying to disgust. The whole point of the movie is seeing how homophobic the general American public is, or at least how uncomfortable with their sexuality they are. I think if you don't want to see a movie just because "ooh nooo a big penis what do i dooo im scared mommy" then you have some questions to ask yourself.[/QUOTE] I guess you're right........I mean I watch a lot of porn so seeing dicks is okay, but still, I'm not one with gay shit, so I'm still like "wtf, I don 't want to see gay shit!". I mean, I can "stand it", but damn, I don't know about this. I mean, I almost can't bear to watch the Borat scene when he and Asmat or whatever are completely nude and fight each other in the hotel and just happen to end up in sex positions! Now if there is shit worse than that in this movie, I'll be in for one hell of a ride I presume.

[QUOTE=NO ONE;15981422]I guess you're right........I mean I watch a lot of porn so seeing dicks is okay, but still, I'm not one with gay shit, so I'm still like "wtf, I don 't want to see gay shit!". I mean, I can "stand it", but damn, I don't know about this. I mean, I almost can't bear to watch the Borat scene when he and Asmat or whatever are completely nude and fight each other in the hotel and just happen to end up in sex positions! Now if there is shit worse than that in this movie, I'll be in for one hell of a ride I presume.[/QUOTE] From mpaa.org: Title: Borat (2006) Rating: R Rating Reason: Rated R for pervasive strong crude and sexual content including graphic nudity, and language. Did you not expect to see shit like that?

[QUOTE=Shugo589;15981448]From mpaa.org: Title: Bruno (2009) Rating: R Rating Reason: Rated R for pervasive strong and crude sexual content, graphic nudity and language. Did you expect not to see dicks? If you say "I don't want to see gay shit!" Then why the hell do you go to a movie rated like this when the graphic nudity obviously includes dicks?[/QUOTE] I hope to not see REALLY REALLY GRAPHIC gay sex.......but from one of the earlier posts, it sounds like some of it is censored or something.

[QUOTE=NO ONE;15981422]I guess you're right........I mean I watch a lot of porn so seeing dicks is okay, but still, I'm not one with gay shit, so I'm still like "wtf, I don 't want to see gay shit!". I mean, I can "stand it", but damn, I don't know about this. I mean, I almost can't bear to watch the Borat scene when he and Asmat or whatever are completely nude and fight each other in the hotel and just happen to end up in sex positions! Now if there is shit worse than that in this movie, I'll be in for one hell of a ride I presume.[/QUOTE] you seem insecure.

I laughed when they used the Mexicans as furniture. :v:

[QUOTE=NO ONE;15981474]I hope to not see REALLY REALLY GRAPHIC gay sex.......but from one of the earlier posts, it sounds like some of it is censored or something.[/QUOTE] When they say "graphic" they don't mean censored. This also applies to the post below. This also reminds me of that one episode of the Ali G show where he just fucks for about 10 minutes. You know, all this complaining about the long scenes of gay sex makes it seem like he's trolling the paying audience instead of the people in the movie this time.

[QUOTE=Shugo589;15981448]From mpaa.org: Title: Bruno (2009) Rating: R Rating Reason: Rated R for pervasive strong and crude sexual content, graphic nudity and language. Did you expect not to see dicks? If you say "I don't want to see gay shit!" Then why the hell do you go to a movie rated like this when the graphic nudity obviously includes dicks?[/QUOTE] Yes.. but it was too excessive. I wouldn't have minded if the shit was on there.. but it was on there too much, like every few mins you get a dick in someone's asshole.. a dildo in someone's asshole.. a few sex scenes here and there.. a mime sex scene (which was funny actually).. an everything else concentrated around Bruno's sexuality. I guess my problem is that since the guy wanted to make fun of gay Europeans, he only used the gay sex part.. there are many other things he could have done or concentrated on besides gay sex. Even if he did concentrate on it, I'd be find with it if it wasn't 95% of the movie! Plus like I mentioned earlier, the movie wasn't funny because all of the jokes were on the previews and the commercials already, so that ruined the movie BIG TIME.

I loved the movie and every part of it. I thought it was hilarious. I also agree with the mods in this thread, the movie was great. Was it just my theater or did they put a black box over all the penetration scenes?

[QUOTE=Fub4r69;15980836]Why is everyone so offended by the sight of a penis. How are you guys watching this film? I thought it was an 18. I found this movie hilarious, and found it amazing how Sacha Baron Cohen trolls America. Are Americans really like this? They seemed really homophobic and uncomfortable with gay people.[/QUOTE] Some Americans are, we call those christians and republicans I joke, not all christians and republicans are like that, but the homophobes most likely fall into those categories.

[QUOTE=Vedicardi;15974963]sounds to me like you're fucking shit scared of gay porn[/QUOTE] cause i am

The movie's utterly hilarious. A goddamn riot. God, it's guiltless schadenfreude - Bruno's going to be maligned anyway!

[QUOTE=Picartman;15983328]I loved the movie and every part of it. I thought it was hilarious. I also agree with the mods in this thread, the movie was great. Was it just my theater or did they put a black box over all the penetration scenes?[/QUOTE] It would be NC-17 (Only adults can see it, and no theater would play them unless they were porn theaters) if they didn't unbox it. Wilhelm Schmidt. Bradolf Pittler. I love the names he gave to the celebrities.

i knew this would be shitty.

[QUOTE=MetalToast;15983768]i knew this would be shitty.[/QUOTE] Next time don't see it and you won't have to complain.

I liked when the Terrorist freaked out on him, In a real interview with the actor he said he got a very flamboyant man to protect him from the terrorist. :ohdear:

This movie must be awesome. IMDB says 9.4/10. Okay 5 votes but still.

They only show the dubbed version around here. That's [I][B]gay[/B][/i].

I thought it was really funny. Maybe I just have a bad taste in movies.

[QUOTE=PussInBooty;15973520] Borat: 8/10 Bruno: 2/10 [/QUOTE] 8/10 + 2/10 = 10/10. So, if you watch them in order.. you get a full movie experience! Yesss great success!

Well I got back from watching it [b]legally[/b] It wasn't as bad as I thought. There was a lot of gayness throughout the movie but I could care less. They're doing what they want to do and not interfering with me. It was hilarious too. My friends and I laughed our asses off pretty much the whole time in the movie. The time he was at the Physic, I was just like wow ._.

[QUOTE=ShammyKon;15984325]8/10 + 2/10 = 10/10. So, if you watch them in order.. you get a full movie experience! Yesss great success![/QUOTE] No that would be 10/20, thus a 5/10. Not great.

I just saw it too, all you idiots freaking out about censored gay sex and dicks need to grow up. Great movie.

[QUOTE=Unreliable;15984728]Well I got back from watching it [b]legally[/b] [/QUOTE] Man, you're my hero

[QUOTE=edja007;15980507]It has nude dicks, how can it be lower?[/QUOTE] Borat had dicks in it and it was a 15

That movie seems to be kinda gay. Is it good?

It was better than Bruno IMO.

[QUOTE=PussInBooty;15984814]No that would be 10/20, thus a 5/10. Not great.[/QUOTE] No, the denominator always need to add with the same denominator. Go back to Middle School Math.