• Me and some friends want to try weed for the first time, any advice?
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Weed is srs business guys.
His bro needs to post in this thread. [i]Someone[/i] will need to post an ending to this story. "And that's when he screamed "IM FUCKING DYING." He locked himself in the bathroom and called the ambulance and the police came due to the neighbors thinking someone was being murdered. Dad took the fall and now he's in prison. Mom had to go back to playing tricks on the streets to support us. Good going, bro."
oh man! He actually made himself look worse! I thought he'd have gone to blue light or some other popular drug forum, get the same fucking answers, and then come back here and apologize, guess others never cease to amaze me. Lol inzalonus, thanks for taking over the debate on why he's an asshole, I had to sleep, and really had said what I'd needed to, but still good on ya, calling out his bullshit. :v:
I hope you overdose on weed
Holy shit this thread is too much fucking fun. On a related note, you should really talk to your bro.
what's going on here, did he just argue for two days or did he actually smoke it at some point jesus
he has a pretty sweet title now.
what a downer, man.
[QUOTE=Inzalonus;40711912]I admire your courage to continue to talk shit. I started with an attitude, but I apologized for coming off as dickish. This time there is no apologies. My advice has been the same, more elaborate each time in order to satisfy and cater to your unwillingness to listen, but always the same; you still haven't acknowledged the advice given. I gave up on trying to give you advice and decided i'd just flame the fuck out of you for being so unreasonable that maybe you'd understand the sort of frustration you're putting us through, and for once just fucking listen to what the other members, regardless of if you listened to me, are saying. So here I am, in my purest form, the biggest dick on this forum, telling you to fuck off already. Either listen to the advice, or stop arguing back to every post in such a trying to prove your self as being better than the advice given way. Ultimately it's up to you if you listen to us or not, but what else did you expect? you asked for advice, we gave it. So i'll put it here for you, once again, in hopes that it gets through your fucking head Edibles for a first timer are just a genuinely bad idea. But if you're going to do it, be smart about it, take into account the things I said about dosage and timing, because if you don't you will fuck yourself over. Everyone has told you this. I was looking out for you, even if I was in a shitty mood, and i'm still here giving you the same advice. I emphasize this because you're genuinely not acknowledging it and instead are just arguing with what everyone is saying, those of us who have given you advice on edibles have more or less said the same thing, yet you still come back with, and I paraphrase "you guys just sound lazy and irresponsible with your use" as if your magically going to be better than everyone else. The advice I gave along with everyone else was in good spirits so as to avoid a bad experience, but you continue to brush it off as if we're just being assholes too you, and well now I am. Also i actually for the most part just find this fucking funny, but i'm sure in pointing that out you'll come back with some more shit stirring. and forgive me for having nothing better to do on a monday night, usually i'd be on drugs but i'm trying to stay sober for a bit as of the last week, so forgive me for being edgy in my initial response you shit head Also, I will continue to argue with you if you continue to argue back, because the advice is there. Take it or leave it numbskull, but at this point i'm just gonna throw insults your way until you realize it's not worth your time arguing back, because that's pretty much how most of us feel about giving you any advice at this point[/QUOTE] You're not the only one who found it funny. I thought it was pretty funny how hostile you guys got. Complete opposite of laid back stoners I had expected when I first posted here. But yea, if you want to keep this up I can. Mostly just out of spite. I'm also considering smoking it now, but your arguments didn't help, if you had actually bothered to read my posts in full you'd see that some people actually decided to explain why eating was a bad idea, [QUOTE=thejjokerr;40711999]It's funny how he doesn't realize that most people in DD are relaxed people always willing to help out, but then blaims them when he turns the convo in a dark direction. Dem DDers can toke smoke an snoke and they'll be all over him. Also I fail to see why you would go to a forum to start arguments if you have a brother to talk to. I mean he would have probably hit you against the head already and say "fool toke this shit". Then y'all family be tokin off one big ass spliff and nobody be caring bout no smell. But hey, good luck on your quest to first weeds.[/QUOTE] Yea, relaxed, sure. Except you all got irrationally angry because I ignored unjustified comments [QUOTE=Mindfuck 2;40712077]why the hell are you so stupid? the nice people here have laid out every option you have. Pick one or shut the fuck up and get out of here. and stay out. I beg you. And how in the everloving name of fuck do you know you don't like smoking weed if you have never smoked weed before? And why the hell do you want to try weed in the first fucking place then?! HOLY FUCK! Stop being so motherfucking dense! I hope you never respond. Sincerely, Sir Prof. Dr. Dr. med. dent. Fuck You, duke of from and to get lost you piece of unthankful shit. [editline]20th May 2013[/editline] oh, no offense tho[/QUOTE] Sorry to break you're heart, here's your response: I don't like smoking, I'm also am not particularity fond of the idea of inhaling smoke. Maybe I want to try it because I want to know what it's like to be high, I think you'll have trouble finding someone who smokes weed just because they enjoy the smell [QUOTE=Stormcharger;40712108]Your are the unchillest motherfucker thats ever come to DD no joke[/QUOTE] I thought I was pretty chill. I didn't loose it at you guys very much, can't say the same for some of you though. [QUOTE=Furioso;40723001]he has a pretty sweet title now.[/QUOTE] That's pretty cool, but you forgot to include a link to this thread. That's what I did when I decided to shame someone, so everyone could see it. It may not last long though, Dokaman seemed pretty adamant he'd change my title back to his rather "original" one if anyone changed it [editline]21st May 2013[/editline] The anger in this thread is very impressive
conceited excuses 'harshing my buzz man'; don't smoke, I'm not sure the stoners want you at this point especially if all you bring to the table is an ego and a bad attitude and then on the other hand maybe you should smoke, maybe getting high will make you less of an asshole "oh shit i'm high, sorry i was taking life too seriously" [video=youtube;qZqYV9KKOZQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZqYV9KKOZQ[/video]
[QUOTE=download;40723733]You're not the only one who found it funny. I thought it was pretty funny how hostile you guys got. Complete opposite of laid back stoners I had expected when I first posted here. But yea, if you want to keep this up I can. Mostly just out of spite. I'm also considering smoking it now, but your arguments didn't help, if you had actually bothered to read my posts in full you'd see that some people actually decided to explain why eating was a bad idea, Yea, relaxed, sure. Except you all got irrationally angry because I ignored unjustified comments Sorry to break you're heart, here's your response: I don't like smoking, I'm also am not particularity fond of the idea of inhaling smoke. Maybe I want to try it because I want to know what it's like to be high, I think you'll have trouble finding someone who smokes weed just because they enjoy the smell I thought I was pretty chill. I didn't loose it at you guys very much, can't say the same for some of you though. That's pretty cool, but you forgot to include a link to this thread. That's what I did when I decided to shame someone, so everyone could see it. It may not last long though, Dokaman seemed pretty adamant he'd change my title back to his rather "original" one if anyone changed it [editline]21st May 2013[/editline] The anger in this thread is very impressive[/QUOTE] Firstly my good man i'd like to apologize for my behavior, I was in a rage state over an ex girlfriend, I know it's not an excuse and I shouldn't have taken it out on you, however I maintain that I responded with pretty much the same advice on edibles that other people did, do I really need to point it out a fourth time? If you really want to go for edibles, go for it, just keep it low dose and give it two hours in between redosing, because otherwise there is a high chance you will have a bad time. I've put that pretty much in every one of my responses, and as far as I can tell you've completely ignored it, or turned it on us with the "it sounds to me like you guys are just lazy and impatient" argument, that's why I decided fuck it, I really don't give a shit, this guy just isn't listening and i'm gonna let loose. Now maybe you did take the advice on, but its your responses that triggered backlash, rather the way you responded The advice is there, take it or leave, once again. This is the only advice people will give you in regards to actually consuming the edibles, if you want info on how to cook it, that's already widely available on the internet and i'm sure your brother is more than capable of showing you himself This is why we all got frustrated with you I'm not in the mood to be flaming now, in all honesty, but I wasn't flaming you because I was angry at you, just frustrated beyond relief over a bunch of things. I'll be mature and apologize, if you take on board that I did throw that information out there. I would like to thank you however for giving me someone to vent my overall frustration, if it wasn't for you that rage probably would have been focused in much more destructive ways at a personal level, something I know wouldn't have gone down well so lets all just chill and work together to move forwards here. also "I think you'll have trouble finding someone who smokes weed just because they enjoy the smell", the smell is retardedly different when you're the one smoking it, it's actually far more pleasant and even quite tasty to smoke yourself in comparison to smelling it second hand, i'll give you one little victory, weed smoke can smell fucking nasty to someone who is not actually smoking it, but you'd be surprised how nice it is when you're the one smoking it yourself. Personally, it's far tastier/nicer smelling than cigarettes or any herbal smoke, as someone who tends to be a chain smoker, I do actually like to smoke weed for the taste and smell, believe it or not, regardless of how high it gets me Obviously I aim to get high, but then that is the point of weed. I would still smoke it if it didn't get me high however, as it's genuinely far better to smoke than any other plant matter i've smoked in comparison. Just my opinion, but yeah So sorry for being a dick
I still just find it funny how you (op) threw in your wall of text "oh and so I'm considering smoking it now" haha, it's just funny after all the butt hurt you finally realize we knew what we were talking about, but please don't let pride get the better of you because I'm saying this, smoking really is the way to go, we wouldn't, or rather I should speak for myself, I wouldn't have gotten upset if you had just listened to facts and not be stubborn about your opinions. Granted it is opinion on how you should try it first, our suggestion of smoking was backed with facts, your side was simply you didn't like a smell or parents would smell and all that, but we had work arounds for those hurtels (lol how the fuck do you spell that?) to. Also I wouldn't say stoners are any less hostile than your average joe, unless they're high, we still have stress and issues just like everyone else, we just ignore them and get high (not always the case blah blah it was a joke) haha :v: And please don't take what I said the wrong way, I'm horrible at explaining myself sometimes. so yea, this wasn't meant to be hostile.
man the fuck up and IV it
[QUOTE=download;40723733] The anger in this thread is very impressive[/QUOTE] Oh, well now you're just "le troll"-ing this up. Sweet moves bro.
"You lazy assholes need to stop antagonizing me! <:("
[QUOTE=AaronTAB;40724698]man the fuck up and IV it[/QUOTE] LEGALIZE CRYSTAL WEED
Dude, listen to what they're telling you. I don't know why you're so afraid to smoke inside, if the house is clear at the time and you open your window and smoke, you'll be fine. The smell will be gone very quickly, and it will be gone forever or until you smoke again if you do. I don't think whoever you're scared of coming in and smelling your room is going to burst through the door, jam their nose into your shirt and take a big whiff the second they get in, and even if they do, if it's been a few minutes after smoking they won't smell a thing.
Everyone is giving you good advice by smoking it but if you're just going to disregard everyone's advice because your ignorance is superior then look up your own edible recipe, it's probably the simplest fucking thing you can bake (even simpler than cakes from cake mix and on a similar level to toast)
I think you should smoke for your first time to gauge your reaction to it, because like it's been said many times before you have no idea how it will affect you, and with edibles trust us when we say it's fucking easy to go overboard and end up in a bad mental state. You might as well break up a nug, stick it in a pipe, and light that shit up and find out how cannabis affects you within a few minutes instead of sitting around for 1-2+ hours waiting for it to kick in. The effects from smoking don't last that long either, you're only high for around an hour or so and it just gradually dies down until you're stoned. If you accidentally ended up taking too much from edibles, you would be in a negative mental state for hours; being too high can be extremely overwhelming if you have 0 experience with weed. Smoking weed compared to stuff like cigarettes is waaaay more pleasant in my opinion, just the act itself is satisfying in some weird way, like it's a kind of special ritual. The sicknasty stench of tobacco that sticks to your clothes for a longass time is nonexistant with weed, it has its own unique, pleasant smell when smoked that doesn't even linger if you have proper ventilation/are outside. I mean comeon it's weed it's not that big of a deal, if you wanna get high you might as well just go smoke it real quick. If you try it at least once (which you should your first time), you will probably ask yourself why you doubted smoking in the first place, because it's really not that big of a deal and it's just simply more convenient. P.S. I love to just sit on my porch outside after a hard day's work and slowly unwind all that stress by smoking a bowl, the act itself is very calming.
Summing up this thread: You and your friends should get high. Hopefully none of you experience a green out, though.
I hope he does, he's been a little bitch this entire thread.
[QUOTE=Zarjk;40759954]I hope he does, he's been a little bitch this entire thread.[/QUOTE] And I hope you stub your toe
so how did it go, op? did you at least try firecrackers?
[QUOTE=Inzalonus;40723860] so lets all just chill and work together to move forwards here. also "I think you'll have trouble finding someone who smokes weed just because they enjoy the smell", the smell is retardedly different when you're the one smoking it, it's actually far more pleasant and even quite tasty to smoke yourself in comparison to smelling it second hand, i'll give you one little victory, weed smoke can smell fucking nasty to someone who is not actually smoking it, but you'd be surprised how nice it is when you're the one smoking it yourself. Personally, it's far tastier/nicer smelling than cigarettes or any herbal smoke, as someone who tends to be a chain smoker, I do actually like to smoke weed for the taste and smell, believe it or not, regardless of how high it gets me Obviously I aim to get high, but then that is the point of weed. I would still smoke it if it didn't get me high however, as it's genuinely far better to smoke than any other plant matter i've smoked in comparison. Just my opinion, but yeah So sorry for being a dick[/QUOTE] Alright then. Even as an observer though I can agree that weed smoke smells better than cigarettes. Seeing as you apologised I guess I should too. Sorry for also being a bit of a dick. I recently discovered that without intending to, my writing give off an air of dickishness Anyway
[QUOTE=download;40761070]Alright then. Even as an observer though I can agree that weed smoke smells better than cigarettes. Seeing as you apologised I guess I should too. Sorry for also being a bit of a dick. I recently discovered that without intending to, my writing give off an air of dickishness Anyway[/QUOTE] Yeah, your writing does sort of have a very egotistical undercurrent; sorry for ranking on you then I suppose. I dunno, maybe double-check everything you write? I somewhat had and still have the same issue (to a lesser degree but seriously look at my ban history) but it helps to consider how the post would look from someone else's viewpoint and it's pretty easy to spot where you could possibly appear as being rude. Not saying this to be rude myself, I'm saying it's helpful to keep an eye out because it keeps you out of unwanted conflict.
You should try huffing duster.
way to make dd look like a terrible place good job guys
[QUOTE=jonashappy;40761287]You should try huffing duster.[/QUOTE] No, we should never suggest huffing. High doses of diphenahydramine, that's the ticket.
Fibreglass insulation gives you a real nice high
If it's your first time, i'd recommend some sort of home made bong. A waterfall bong would probably just make you cough for an hr, and give you a generally bad experience of smoking... You WILL get high, but i'd really recommend a homemade bong or jay... The least harsh ways of smoking.
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