• I'm 20 years old and dad still puts parental controls on my computer...
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Leave his magazines on the kitchen table Mom: You're in BIG trouble You: Those aren't mine Mom: What?!? You: Trollface.jpg
Does he have a custom DNS server set in the router or on your PC?
Actually, print like 200 troll faces. Then, one night steal his porn stash. Replace each girl's private areas with the troll faces you printed. If I can't fap, no one can!
Why is your nickname Ninja Hands?
Take his magazines and give them to him saying "I hope you didn't fap to these, if you fapped I can't really see you as my dad any more"
steal his porn stash
I've got OpenDNS on my home network. Mum doesn't want me wanking. I've got her password, and if that ever changes, I [B]USE A PROXY[/B] Unless he's blocking proxies.
[QUOTE=Billiam;26834549]Why is your nickname Ninja Hands?[/QUOTE] I am ambidextrous, and am known for my extremely fast reflexes.
How bout sweet lips?
He clearly doesn't want you to look at it because he's afraid that you'd end up like him. Just confront him with it.
[QUOTE=MegaJohnny;26834599]Take his magazines and give them to him saying "I hope you didn't fap to these, if you fapped I can't really see you as my dad any more"[/QUOTE] I am so doing this. Also, would he notice if I change the OpenDNS IP to 8.8.4.4?
Use a vpn. Or change dns if you have access. Or you can use a proxy, rather slow, but works too. [editline]20th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Gainax;26834691]I am so doing this. Also, would he notice if I change the OpenDNS IP to 8.8.4.4?[/QUOTE] You don't change "opendns" you change the ip on your computer/router.
[QUOTE=johan_sm;26834698]Use a vpn. Or change dns if you have access. Or you can use a proxy, rather slow, but works too. [editline]20th December 2010[/editline] You don't change "opendns" you change the ip on your computer/router.[/QUOTE] I haven't found a proxy server yet that supports multimedia on porn sites. Does that even exist?
[QUOTE=Gainax;26834691]I am so doing this. Also, would he notice if I change the OpenDNS IP to 8.8.4.4?[/QUOTE] Probably not, although setting it to 0.0.0.0 (which will just default it to your ISPs DNS) gives you plausible deniability if he finds out. (Iunno man, must have got reset somehow huhuhuh)
Buy your own computer and an internet stick. Set up tight security on both and watch porn all day long.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26834741]I haven't found a proxy server yet that supports multimedia on porn sites. Does that even exist?[/QUOTE] I don't know, I don't need proxies to access porn. Also you can get your own host and run a proxy/vpn on it. 100% undetectable(if encrypted)
[QUOTE=Gainax;26834691]I am so doing this. Also, would he notice if I change the OpenDNS IP to 8.8.4.4?[/QUOTE] No, unless he gets on your computer and checks your IPconfig. Just change it.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26834741]I haven't found a proxy server yet that supports multimedia on porn sites. Does that even exist?[/QUOTE] [url]www.hidemyass.com[/url] does Redtube and Youporn I believe.
When you feel the urge to fap, use a female instead of your hand.
So do proxies not work?
Also, buy some playboys and read it infront of him.
buy your own computer?
[QUOTE=Tark;26834414]ghosts[/QUOTE] You rang? Sucks OP, get a job to get your own computer/internet? It's what i did until i moved out for college.
[QUOTE=Ridz0r;26834777]No, unless he gets on your computer and checks your IPconfig. Just change it.[/QUOTE] Okay, I'll get cracking on this. What should I do with pops? Confront him about the porn?
[QUOTE=Gainax;26834256]Okay, so before you think I'm some loser who lives in my parent's basement, I have a story to tell. Personally, I believe that none of this is my fault. My entire life, my parents have been computer Nazis. Bad grades? No computer. Didn't dry dishes? No comp. Put a teaspoon instead of a tablespoon when serving the dinner table??? No computer! Personally I don't blame them, but things really got out of hand a few months ago. I decided to live at home this year from UMBC to save money for room and board, and my dad gave me the talk about computer usage (Being a computer programmer, he has infinite power blocking sites.) So, he told me not to go on any inappropriate sties, and I totally flipped out. I said something like "WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME WATCHING PORN? I AM OF AGE!" His reply was something etched in my mind until today - "Sorry kid, I just can't fathom the idea of you wanking to porn. And your nickname "Ninja Hands"? Ugh, it gives me the shivers. [I]If you fap, I couldn't picture you as my son anymore."[/I] What the fuck. So, my dad uses this thing called OpenDNS, so it's in the IP address not just the computer. For months, I had to take it in and fap to google images. However, I think this is total bullshit and can't take this anymore, ESPECIALLY since I found [b]his[/b] porn stash of magazines under his bed. How should I confront my paranoid dad? And if it's possible, how can I get through Open DNS without a computer programmer knowing?[/QUOTE] [URL=http://www.topbits.com]Top Bits[/URL] Works AFAIK. We use it since we have both openDNS and Astaro at our school. It updates with different proxy sites everyday, and they haven't been able to block it yet. Make sure you go into a private browsing mode when using the internet or he WILL know what site you went on and (I'm pretty sure) he can resort to just blocking it with the PC's configurations. That's the retard way to get around it, I don't know about changing your DNS info to work around it though.
Confront him about the porn when your Mom is in the room.
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;26834794]So do proxies not work?[/QUOTE] Most of them, he has proxies blocked. I gotta use the most recent ones, but those usually overflow you with popups.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26834863]Most of them, he has proxies blocked. I gotta use the most recent ones, but those usually overflow you with popups.[/QUOTE] Whos computer/internet are you using?
[QUOTE=Lebowski;26834855]Confront him about the porn when your Mom is in the room.[/QUOTE] You sure? I mean I just want my porn, not to cause marital problems...
stop masturbating?
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