• I'm 20 years old and dad still puts parental controls on my computer...
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[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;26834397]Then how was the OP born? :downs:[/QUOTE] DUH, the stork. god some of you are soooo dumb.
[QUOTE=Fuhrer;26835532]CONFRONT HIM. Unless you're submissive.[/QUOTE] Okay, I'll get the porn stash. My 24-year old bro and mom are downstairs too, I'll tell you guys what happens. Brb, wish me luck.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26835467]FUCK google images and bing are blocked!!! That means my dad upped the security like he did when I was a teenager... Plus I remembered he has an Internet log, and he could see what sites I went to :smith: What now?[/QUOTE] You found HIS porn stash, fap to that you retard.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26835563]Okay, I'll get the porn stash. My 24-year old bro and mom are downstairs too, I'll tell you guys what happens. Brb, wish me luck.[/QUOTE] Oh finally, don't forget to call him a control freak.
[QUOTE=Capn'Underpants;26835564]You found HIS porn stash, fap to that you retard.[/QUOTE] And jizz all over it
1. Locate Router 2. Find reset button 3. Click reset button 4. trollface.jpg
Move out, easy
OP had his computer taken away, now we will never found out what hilarious conversation ensued.
Geez, I'm back. After I got the porn stash, I came down yelling "WHOA DAD, WHAT'S THIS I FOUND UNDER YOUR BED???" My bro and my parents stared at me speechless, then the Playboy, then Dad. Dad finally spoke saying "Son, can I talk to you in private?" After that, he punched me in the arm saying "Why the hell did you say that in front of your family? That's a personal matter!" I told him I just wanted to prove a point, and that I was sick of him treating me like a child. He told me that if I ever talked again about unblocking it, he would disown me as a son. Since I am still dependent on him, I ha no choice but to agree. Ugh... Back to square one
[QUOTE=myalt22;26835873]OP had his computer taken away, now we will never found out what hilarious conversation ensued.[/QUOTE] How do you know this???? UNLESS YOU'RE THE DAD [editline]20th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Gainax;26835984]Geez, I'm back. After I got the porn stash, I came down yelling "WHOA DAD, WHAT'S THIS I FOUND UNDER YOUR BED???" My bro and my parents stared at me speechless, then the Playboy, then Dad. Dad finally spoke saying "Son, can I talk to you in private?" After that, he punched me in the arm saying "Why the hell did you say that in front of your family? That's a personal matter!" I told him I just wanted to prove a point, and that I was sick of him treating me like a child. He told me that if I ever talked again about unblocking it, he would disown me as a son. Since I am still dependent on him, I ha no choice but to agree. Ugh... Back to square one[/QUOTE] Sounds like you're fucked son.
Well, at least you got your revenge. Seriously though, buy a laptop dude.
Remote control a PC somewhere and go from there.
Linux Live CD. Awww yeahhhh.
[QUOTE=myalt22;26836022]Well, at least you got your revenge. Seriously though, buy a laptop dude.[/QUOTE] That's what I'm using, an alienware to be exact. But yeah my mom is crying downstairs and my bros like what the fuck. At least I feel satisfied
Would Dual-Booting Ubuntu work?
[QUOTE=Gainax;26835984]Geez, I'm back. After I got the porn stash, I came down yelling "WHOA DAD, WHAT'S THIS I FOUND UNDER YOUR BED???" My bro and my parents stared at me speechless, then the Playboy, then Dad. Dad finally spoke saying "Son, can I talk to you in private?" After that, he punched me in the arm saying "Why the hell did you say that in front of your family? That's a personal matter!" I told him I just wanted to prove a point, and that I was sick of him treating me like a child. He told me that if I ever talked again about unblocking it, he would disown me as a son. Since I am still dependent on him, I ha no choice but to agree. Ugh... Back to square one[/QUOTE] Buy yourself a wireless stick on a plan and get yourself a notebook. If all else fails let me talk to him on steam or something.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26836119]That's what I'm using, an alienware to be exact. But yeah my mom is crying downstairs and my bros like what the fuck. At least I feel satisfied[/QUOTE] Goddamn, what's up with your parents? My parents just don't give a fuck, We all need to release somehow.
How the hell can your dad call his magazines a "personal matter" and just completely deny you from essentially the same thing?
You're 20 and you still take shit from your dad?
[QUOTE=Gainax;26835563]Okay, I'll get the porn stash. My 24-year old bro and mom are downstairs too, I'll tell you guys what happens. Brb, wish me luck.[/QUOTE] This is my favourite facepunch post of the week.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26834887]You sure? I mean I just want my porn, not to cause marital problems...[/QUOTE] He drew first blood. Honor demands you take vengeance.
[QUOTE=myalt22;26836166]Goddamn, what's up with your parents? My parents just don't give a fuck, We all need to release somehow.[/QUOTE] I have a pretty weird family, to be frank. Hope dad's not watching this thread...
[QUOTE=Gainax;26836119]That's what I'm using, an alienware to be exact. But yeah my mom is crying downstairs and my bros like what the fuck. At least I feel satisfied[/QUOTE] your mum's crying over what :geno: Your family is wierd
[QUOTE=Gainax;26836119]That's what I'm using, an alienware to be exact. But yeah my mom is crying downstairs and my bros like what the fuck. At least I feel satisfied[/QUOTE] Haha, You know I really doubt you're 20 years old.
problem fucking solved OP [img]http://ahb.me/1df2[/img]
[QUOTE=Gainax;26836212]I have a pretty weird family, to be frank. Hope dad's not watching this thread...[/QUOTE] [i]He is..[/i] [img]http://gyazo.com/e783599e77429899332b62355ab8447c.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Gainax;26835984]Geez, I'm back. After I got the porn stash, I came down yelling "WHOA DAD, WHAT'S THIS I FOUND UNDER YOUR BED???" My bro and my parents stared at me speechless, then the Playboy, then Dad. Dad finally spoke saying "Son, can I talk to you in private?" After that, he punched me in the arm saying "Why the hell did you say that in front of your family? That's a personal matter!" I told him I just wanted to prove a point, and that I was sick of him treating me like a child. He told me that if I ever talked again about unblocking it, he would disown me as a son. Since I am still dependent on him, I ha no choice but to agree. Ugh... Back to square one[/QUOTE] Get disowned then, I wouldn't ever speak or want to be related to a control freak fucker like that. At least you still have your mother and brother right?
[QUOTE=soderholm13;26836214]your mum's crying over what :geno: Your family is wierd[/QUOTE] I concur.
[QUOTE=Fuhrer;26836235]Haha, You know I really doubt you're 20 years old.[/QUOTE] I agree with this post
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