I'm 20 years old and dad still puts parental controls on my computer...
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[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;26834397]Then how was the OP born? :downs:[/QUOTE]
DUH, the stork.
god some of you are soooo dumb.
[QUOTE=Fuhrer;26835532]CONFRONT HIM.
Unless you're submissive.[/QUOTE]
Okay, I'll get the porn stash. My 24-year old bro and mom are downstairs too, I'll tell you guys what happens. Brb, wish me luck.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26835467]FUCK google images and bing are blocked!!! That means my dad upped the security like he did when I was a teenager... Plus I remembered he has an Internet log, and he could see what sites I went to :smith: What now?[/QUOTE]
You found HIS porn stash, fap to that you retard.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26835563]Okay, I'll get the porn stash. My 24-year old bro and mom are downstairs too, I'll tell you guys what happens. Brb, wish me luck.[/QUOTE]
Oh finally, don't forget to call him a control freak.
[QUOTE=Capn'Underpants;26835564]You found HIS porn stash, fap to that you retard.[/QUOTE]
And jizz all over it
OP had his computer taken away, now we will never found out what hilarious conversation ensued.
Geez, I'm back. After I got the porn stash, I came down yelling "WHOA DAD, WHAT'S THIS I FOUND UNDER YOUR BED???" My bro and my parents stared at me speechless, then the Playboy, then Dad. Dad finally spoke saying "Son, can I talk to you in private?" After that, he punched me in the arm saying "Why the hell did you say that in front of your family? That's a personal matter!" I told him I just wanted to prove a point, and that I was sick of him treating me like a child. He told me that if I ever talked again about unblocking it, he would disown me as a son. Since I am still dependent on him, I ha no choice but to agree. Ugh... Back to square one
[QUOTE=myalt22;26835873]OP had his computer taken away, now we will never found out what hilarious conversation ensued.[/QUOTE]
How do you know this????
UNLESS YOU'RE THE DAD
[editline]20th December 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Gainax;26835984]Geez, I'm back. After I got the porn stash, I came down yelling "WHOA DAD, WHAT'S THIS I FOUND UNDER YOUR BED???" My bro and my parents stared at me speechless, then the Playboy, then Dad. Dad finally spoke saying "Son, can I talk to you in private?" After that, he punched me in the arm saying "Why the hell did you say that in front of your family? That's a personal matter!" I told him I just wanted to prove a point, and that I was sick of him treating me like a child. He told me that if I ever talked again about unblocking it, he would disown me as a son. Since I am still dependent on him, I ha no choice but to agree. Ugh... Back to square one[/QUOTE]
Sounds like you're fucked son.
Well, at least you got your revenge.
Seriously though, buy a laptop dude.
Remote control a PC somewhere and go from there.
Linux Live CD.
Awww yeahhhh.
[QUOTE=myalt22;26836022]Well, at least you got your revenge.
Seriously though, buy a laptop dude.[/QUOTE]
That's what I'm using, an alienware to be exact. But yeah my mom is crying downstairs and my bros like what the fuck. At least I feel satisfied
Would Dual-Booting Ubuntu work?
[QUOTE=Gainax;26835984]Geez, I'm back. After I got the porn stash, I came down yelling "WHOA DAD, WHAT'S THIS I FOUND UNDER YOUR BED???" My bro and my parents stared at me speechless, then the Playboy, then Dad. Dad finally spoke saying "Son, can I talk to you in private?" After that, he punched me in the arm saying "Why the hell did you say that in front of your family? That's a personal matter!" I told him I just wanted to prove a point, and that I was sick of him treating me like a child. He told me that if I ever talked again about unblocking it, he would disown me as a son. Since I am still dependent on him, I ha no choice but to agree. Ugh... Back to square one[/QUOTE]
Buy yourself a wireless stick on a plan and get yourself a notebook.
If all else fails let me talk to him on steam or something.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26836119]That's what I'm using, an alienware to be exact. But yeah my mom is crying downstairs and my bros like what the fuck. At least I feel satisfied[/QUOTE]
Goddamn, what's up with your parents? My parents just don't give a fuck, We all need to release somehow.
How the hell can your dad call his magazines a "personal matter" and just completely deny you from essentially the same thing?
You're 20 and you still take shit from your dad?
[QUOTE=Gainax;26835563]Okay, I'll get the porn stash. My 24-year old bro and mom are downstairs too, I'll tell you guys what happens. Brb, wish me luck.[/QUOTE]
This is my favourite facepunch post of the week.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26834887]You sure? I mean I just want my porn, not to cause marital problems...[/QUOTE]
He drew first blood. Honor demands you take vengeance.
[QUOTE=myalt22;26836166]Goddamn, what's up with your parents? My parents just don't give a fuck, We all need to release somehow.[/QUOTE]
I have a pretty weird family, to be frank. Hope dad's not watching this thread...
[QUOTE=Gainax;26836119]That's what I'm using, an alienware to be exact. But yeah my mom is crying downstairs and my bros like what the fuck. At least I feel satisfied[/QUOTE]
your mum's crying over what
:geno:
Your family is wierd
[QUOTE=Gainax;26836119]That's what I'm using, an alienware to be exact. But yeah my mom is crying downstairs and my bros like what the fuck. At least I feel satisfied[/QUOTE]
Haha, You know I really doubt you're 20 years old.
problem fucking solved OP
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[QUOTE=Gainax;26836212]I have a pretty weird family, to be frank. Hope dad's not watching this thread...[/QUOTE]
[i]He is..[/i] [img]http://gyazo.com/e783599e77429899332b62355ab8447c.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Gainax;26835984]Geez, I'm back. After I got the porn stash, I came down yelling "WHOA DAD, WHAT'S THIS I FOUND UNDER YOUR BED???" My bro and my parents stared at me speechless, then the Playboy, then Dad. Dad finally spoke saying "Son, can I talk to you in private?" After that, he punched me in the arm saying "Why the hell did you say that in front of your family? That's a personal matter!" I told him I just wanted to prove a point, and that I was sick of him treating me like a child. He told me that if I ever talked again about unblocking it, he would disown me as a son. Since I am still dependent on him, I ha no choice but to agree. Ugh... Back to square one[/QUOTE]
Get disowned then, I wouldn't ever speak or want to be related to a control freak fucker like that. At least you still have your mother and brother right?
[QUOTE=soderholm13;26836214]your mum's crying over what
:geno:
Your family is wierd[/QUOTE]
I concur.
[QUOTE=Fuhrer;26836235]Haha, You know I really doubt you're 20 years old.[/QUOTE]
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