My cousin's ran off to Scotland - General

He's dead

Get him boyos

[QUOTE=NorthernFall;19746117]Start an epic detective adventure, start off by buying a fedora.[/QUOTE] And along the way find Dora. The explorer.

[QUOTE=evlbzltyr;19745813]I live in Essex, England, and my cousin has ran away to Scotland. Apparently he's gone to live with his Grandmother. The first I heard of it was when our mutual friend told me over lunch at school today; I shrugged it off, saying I that I would know if something as important as that had happened. Then, when my mother picked me up after school, she told me the same thing. I checked Facebook, which is where my friend said he'd seen it first, and found my cousin's status to be this; (Copied and Pasted from his Facebook page). Which, as you can guess, is pretty fucking random. I'm guessing that he has escaped to Scotland because he's tired of taking shit from his dad, (who is technically his step-father, but my cousin doesn't know that) who treats him like dirt. His mother is a bit better, but his Grandmother loves him more than her own daughter, so I guess he feels like she is the only one he can go to. Me and my aforementioned mutual friend have tried to text and call him, as well as messaging him via facebook, but he hasn't replied. What should I do?[/QUOTE] OMG finally a fellow essex boy, whereabouts in essex do you live? Anyway off topic... Seriously though did he take some sort of phone? Or.... Laptop?

[QUOTE=codenamecueball;19747541]He's dead[/QUOTE] If hes out at night he'l either die from hypothermia or been attacked sorry OP thats just the way it is up here.

[QUOTE=halflambada;19746524]Maybe he went there to be a good demoman? [sp]Because if he was a bad demoman he wouldn't be here discussing it with you. Now would he?[/sp][/QUOTE] [img]http://www.cinemablend.com/images/sections/6732/6732.jpg[/img]

He escaped from what? Did they lock him in a basement or chain him to a radiator? I also like how you added that you live in Essex.

Your Cousin owns a "Ran off to Scotland"? Wow [editline]11:18PM[/editline] Hey can you post his Facebook?

Where abouts in Scotland?

[QUOTE=NorthernFall;19746117]Start an epic detective adventure, start off by buying a fedora.[/QUOTE] Damn straight, can't do it without a fedora.

[QUOTE=Auster;19746027]If i see him ill tell you. Honest :ninja:[/QUOTE] If I see him lurking around here I'll grab him show him this thread, tell him that his father is really his step-father then tell him that everyone is missing him. I'm great arn't I. :allears: That's how us kilt wearing sheep shaggers roll! Serious: I hope you get in touch with him :ohdear:

Next minute he'll be calling you all the time asking if you want to go 'bowling' in a scottish accent.

By now Susan Boyle has probably eaten him whole from the feet up. Like a snake. She did that to one guy I knew.

It's Scotland, he'll stumble back drunk

square g

I've always wanted to go to Scotland. I'll go find him for you :v: Is it preferable that I bring him back alive?

TELL HIM that that's not his real dad. Then he could try and take legal action to get the fuck away from him.

Take a chill pill. Stuff like this happened to me. I am now in Canada with my whole family back in Europe. It's pretty chill. Works out. I'm sure he is fine, and he will contact you soon man. No worries.

Go check how many hours he plays demoman on tf2

Do people wear kilts on a regular basis or is it more ceremonial?

[IMG]http://www.kcscottishgames.org/images/highland_wrestling02.jpg[/IMG] He's dead you know.

So he walked all the way to scotland AND knew where his grandmas house was? *cough* bs *cough*

[QUOTE=Ragdollpwner;19757970]So he walked all the way to scotland AND knew where his grandmas house was? *cough* bs *cough*[/QUOTE] What.

[QUOTE=Ragdollpwner;19757970]So he walked all the way to scotland AND knew where his grandmas house was? *cough* bs *cough*[/QUOTE] He used a Charging Targ.

He's run off to scotland to become an alcoholic. [editline]11:28AM[/editline] Let him be

I read the title to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean".

That's a great movie plot. A young boy runs away to Scotlnd, and his friend needs to go find him. Sell the idea and make millions.

Scotland is shit, why the hell would anyone want to live there it's full of fat drunk angry people, and peadophiles. you should kill him.

Just leave him there and let your parents deal with it.

Your cousin is a bad speller. :buddy: