Your only choice is to destroy the world and forge a new one from it's ashes so that nuna- I mean...your cousin, can live in peace.
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[QUOTE=Jobby;19750742]By now Susan Boyle has probably eaten him whole from the feet up.
Like a snake.
She did that to one guy I knew.[/QUOTE]
hahahahaha wow, what a good post.
Maybe he went to Scotland to find a family who can use grammar properly.
[QUOTE=johnT447;19747093]Dude am in Scotland want me to get a search party and we can look for him
Cos we're not going to do that you know.[/QUOTE]
I've seen you somewhere.
If I lived in Essex, I'd do the same.
[QUOTE=evlbzltyr;19745813]I live in Essex, England, and my cousin has ran away to Scotland. Apparently he's gone to live with his Grandmother. The first I heard of it was when our mutual friend told me over lunch at school today; I shrugged it off, saying I that I would know if something as important as that had happened. Then, when my mother picked me up after school, she told me the same thing.
I checked Facebook, which is where my friend said he'd seen it first, and found my cousin's status to be this;
(Copied and Pasted from his Facebook page).
Which, as you can guess, is pretty fucking random.
I'm guessing that he has escaped to Scotland because he's tired of taking shit from his dad, (who is technically his step-father, but my cousin doesn't know that) who treats him like dirt. His mother is a bit better, but his Grandmother loves him more than her own daughter, so I guess he feels like she is the only one he can go to.
Me and my aforementioned mutual friend have tried to text and call him, as well as messaging him via facebook, but he hasn't replied. What should I do?[/QUOTE]
Our mutual friend.
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he's in disguise :monocle:
Go look for em.. Hope everything works out :v:
Wow, Scotland.
He must be desperate
[QUOTE=Spawndex;19766667]Wow, Scotland.
He must be desperate[/QUOTE]
Or, y'know, Scottish
Greatest small country on Earth.
Why does everyone think Scotland's a shitehole?
I've lived in various countries across Europe and Scotland has been the best, I am proud to call it home.
The knife crime, alcoholics, junkies and nutter's is what makes it brilliant.. no joke.
[QUOTE=Skank;19769264]Why does everyone think Scotland's a shitehole?
I've lived in various countries across Europe and Scotland has been the best, I am proud to call it home.
The knife crime, alcoholics, junkies and nutter's is what makes it brilliant.. no joke.[/QUOTE]
Not to mention the fact that we're [B]not[/B] the only country to have all these wonderful things.
[QUOTE=69105;19761585]hahahahaha wow, what a good post.[/QUOTE]
No it wasn't. I sat for ages trying to think of a Scotland joke and that was the best I could do.
Interesting fact: I am a Scottish person who actually owns a kilt.
AYE, THAT'S THE WAY TO DOO IT!
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Your cousin was part of an underground sex trade of children.
you gotta love grandmas :downs:
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