How Facepunch and SmellyHippie, ironically, bettered my life. - General

[QUOTE=KingKombat;27090178]That wasn't satisfying. I expected something awesome to happen and it was just a matter of "fuck off"[/QUOTE] It was a lot, and a lot, and a lot of drama. She tried to assemble an internet army to slay me but it failed.

yes please

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;27090202]It was a lot, and a lot, and a lot of drama. She tried to assemble an internet army to slay me but it failed.[/QUOTE] These are the details we want. The epic battle, not the scene where they clean up the bodies after the epic battle.

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;27090202]It was a lot, and a lot, and a lot of drama. She tried to assemble an internet army to slay me but it failed.[/QUOTE] She knows some 16 year old whore and some 20 year old ex meth-head that she tried to get against me. [editline]30th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Lebowski;27090259]These are the details we want. The epic battle, not the scene where they clean up the bodies after the epic battle.[/QUOTE] OKAY FINE. So I went on with what I said previously, fuck all, etc... and she just went batshit. She started to tell all her internet friends about how I was a pedo and put her through so much stress and how she was going to kill herself or tell her mom everything after she cut her arms up, and at this point knowing she is insane I got worried that she was going to kill herself so I was really on edge. So I went through telling all my friends about it, coming clean, all that, and everyone was backing me up. There really wasn't a battle, it was just tense waiting and planning from both sides. Pretty much the same as the Cold War.

You should edit the title to : Tweens, WoW and suicide: TOTY edition.

I beat she is Jessie Slaughters little sis.

[QUOTE=Xonax;27090519]I beat she is Jessie Slaughters little sis.[/QUOTE] I think Jessi Slaughter is kind of cute :smug:

i could take smellyhippie

[QUOTE=poopsicle;27090559]i could take smellyhippie[/QUOTE] Then your one brave motherfucker. He's killed lions.

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;27090534]I think Jessi Slaughter is kind of cute :smug:[/QUOTE] WHAT, you must be Jessie Slaughter then.

I never knew WoW was this serious.

[QUOTE=Steven :D;27090674]I never knew WoW was this serious.[/QUOTE] when gullible idiots like op find it they some how find a way to fuck them selves up.

[QUOTE=Xonax;27090665]WHAT, you must be Jessie Slaughter then.[/QUOTE] What? She looks like a wholesome, respectable young lady. [URL=http://img64.imageshack.us/i/tumblrl5ms2ynqly1qzjzpj.jpg/][IMG]http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/9208/tumblrl5ms2ynqly1qzjzpj.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

Anyway lets not drive this offtopic, i actually wanted to know what Smelly said to the girl.

suck smellyhippie's dick as a thank you

[QUOTE=Stupideye;27091237]suck smellyhippie's dick as a thank you[/QUOTE] He wont let me. [editline]30th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Xonax;27091195]Anyway lets not drive this offtopic, i actually wanted to know what Smelly said to the girl.[/QUOTE] I don't remember exactly, they just freaked her out making her think they were spies or some shit.

Can you try and remember as much? And i just noticed that Jessie doesn't have her shirt on fully, she just won't stop will she.

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;27090808]What? She looks like a wholesome, respectable young lady. [URL=http://img64.imageshack.us/i/tumblrl5ms2ynqly1qzjzpj.jpg/][img_thumb]http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/9208/tumblrl5ms2ynqly1qzjzpj.jpg[/img_thumb][/URL][/QUOTE] I've heard of the TH89 bannings because of Jessie Slaughter but I never knew who she was. I proceeded to google her and watch the "pop a glock in your mouth" vid, i laughed out loud so hard. Hate on the haters and such. I have 3 boyfriends, jealous? I couldn't stop laughing. And the 4chan commentary makes it even better. (for once) Ok, I read up on what eventually happened to her. I don't know if I feel bad or feel that she deserved it.

[QUOTE=Snail562;27094808]I've heard of the TH89 bannings because of Jessie Slaughter but I never knew who she was. I proceeded to google her and watch the "pop a glock in your mouth" vid, i laughed out loud so hard. Hate on the haters and such. I have 3 boyfriends, jealous? I couldn't stop laughing. And the 4chan commentary makes it even better. (for once) Ok, I read up on what eventually happened to her. I don't know if I feel bad or feel that she deserved it.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjDMKhMO3vc&feature=player_embedded[/media]

[QUOTE=poopsicle;27094906][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjDMKhMO3vc&feature=player_embedded[/media][/QUOTE] That was dumb.

The thing is, you've known how old we are for a year now. You begged me to send nudes months after you knew how old I was and I did. You yelled at me for like 10 minutes because I didn't want to give you anymore and threatened to kill YOURSELF going "Hurry take something I need something now" "You dont want me to see" "You think Im a pedo" You sent me like 20 pictures of your penis LONG after you knew how old I was saying "I wanna grow it huge for yew" and "I wish my bawlz were bigger :(" and I have all of the pictures saved on my phone. Then in your email which you've told me the password to, I found nudes of a 12 year old girl that you sent to your email from your phone that you got her to send to your phone, to get it on your computer to see it "bigger" because thats what you said you were going to do with mine and right after I confronted you you deleted it. You've broke down to me many times in the past year about how you think you're a pedophile and I comforted you everytime and said you weren't. You would always try to do sexual crap with me and I didn't want to. I have a bunch of things saved on my phone that you said to me and about children in general. This is from oldest to newest dating back to June 2nd 2010. I'm just copying the texts exactly how they were. Sorry if it's hard to understand. I didn't save everything sexual he ever said but the real pedophile things. "In yer car. Is it bad to fap to a Loli thread" 2:19PM Wed, Jun. 2 "Thar was a .gif of these two like 10 year olds girls ona couch kissing and rubbing thar hands between each others legs >.>" 2:25PM Wed, Jun. 2 "I think girls your age or around your age have the best looking vagoos" 11:52 Wed, Jun. 16 "Dew you think the piktor I said of the daddeh cumming on the daughters face was hawt" 11:40PM Tue, Jul. 27 "Should I when we haf kids >.>" 11:42PM Tue, Jul. 27 "How do I be a good pedodad without being bad" 12:2AM Wed, Jul. 28 "I wanna lick your pewsy before 13" 12:50AM Wed, Jul. 28 "Cause Loli pusseh! It makes me haaaaard" 12:52AM Wed, Jul. 28 "Its soe small and tight. And yourah littal innocent Loli" 12:54AM Wed, Jul. 28 "Oh gawd. The thought of, so tiny, only 11 bouncing up and down on me just made me dick really hard... Can I see your pussy again? :(" 1:43AM Sat, Aug. 14 "Say stuffz about hao young you are" 1:50AM Sat, Aug. 14 "I think little girls have the best buttz." 3:19PM Sun, Aug. 29 "Your elefen and touch mah cawk! *gits hartder*" 2:05AM Fri, Sep. 3 "Git presentz! Your gonna bew growed up :( imma molest our daughter" 2:12AM Fri, Sep. 3 "Imma do at 9" 2:14AM Fri, Sep. 3 "Tew young?" 2:15AM Fri, Sep. 3 "10 then!" 2:16AM Fri, Sep. 3 "Cp threads keeping getting kilt" 6:49AM Wed, Sep. 8 "I saw a .gif of like a 7 year old giving head <.<" 1:59AM Sat, Sep. 18 "She was like smiling and sucking on it then licked his bawls. She looked like she was hafing fun." 2:04AM Sat, Sep. 18 "There was also a piktor of a little with her mouth open and two peens cumming on hurr face >.>" 2:07AM Sat, Sep. 18 It all came from his phone.

[QUOTE=Hai2u55;27885548]The thing is, you've known how old we are for a year now. You begged me to send nudes months after you knew how old I was and I did. You yelled at me for like 10 minutes because I didn't want to give you anymore and threatened to kill YOURSELF going "Hurry take something I need something now" "You dont want me to see" "You think Im a pedo" You sent me like 20 pictures of your penis LONG after you knew how old I was saying "I wanna grow it huge for yew" and "I wish my bawlz were bigger :(" and I have all of the pictures saved on my phone. Then in your email which you've told me the password to, I found nudes of a 12 year old girl that you sent to your email from your phone that you got her to send to your phone, to get it on your computer to see it "bigger" because thats what you said you were going to do with mine and right after I confronted you you deleted it. You've broke down to me many times in the past year about how you think you're a pedophile and I comforted you everytime and said you weren't. You would always try to do sexual crap with me and I didn't want to. I have a bunch of things saved on my phone that you said to me and about children in general. This is from oldest to newest dating back to June 2nd 2010. I'm just copying the texts exactly how they were. Sorry if it's hard to understand. I didn't save everything sexual he ever said but the real pedophile things. "In yer car. Is it bad to fap to a Loli thread" 2:19PM Wed, Jun. 2 "Thar was a .gif of these two like 10 year olds girls ona couch kissing and rubbing thar hands between each others legs >.>" 2:25PM Wed, Jun. 2 "I think girls your age or around your age have the best looking vagoos" 11:52 Wed, Jun. 16 "Dew you think the piktor I said of the daddeh cumming on the daughters face was hawt" 11:40PM Tue, Jul. 27 "Should I when we haf kids >.>" 11:42PM Tue, Jul. 27 "How do I be a good pedodad without being bad" 12:2AM Wed, Jul. 28 "I wanna lick your pewsy before 13" 12:50AM Wed, Jul. 28 "Cause Loli pusseh! It makes me haaaaard" 12:52AM Wed, Jul. 28 "Its soe small and tight. And yourah littal innocent Loli" 12:54AM Wed, Jul. 28 "Oh gawd. The thought of, so tiny, only 11 bouncing up and down on me just made me dick really hard... Can I see your pussy again? :(" 1:43AM Sat, Aug. 14 "Say stuffz about hao young you are" 1:50AM Sat, Aug. 14 "I think little girls have the best buttz." 3:19PM Sun, Aug. 29 "Your elefen and touch mah cawk! *gits hartder*" 2:05AM Fri, Sep. 3 "Git presentz! Your gonna bew growed up :( imma molest our daughter" 2:12AM Fri, Sep. 3 "Imma do at 9" 2:14AM Fri, Sep. 3 "Tew young?" 2:15AM Fri, Sep. 3 "10 then!" 2:16AM Fri, Sep. 3 "Cp threads keeping getting kilt" 6:49AM Wed, Sep. 8 "I saw a .gif of like a 7 year old giving head <.<" 1:59AM Sat, Sep. 18 "She was like smiling and sucking on it then licked his bawls. She looked like she was hafing fun." 2:04AM Sat, Sep. 18 "There was also a piktor of a little with her mouth open and two peens cumming on hurr face >.>" 2:07AM Sat, Sep. 18 It all came from his phone.[/QUOTE] Shit just got real. Or maybe not, it was the first post in the other thread.

Hooray for trolls! So what happened to that Jessie Slaughters kid?

good to see the advice I posted 5 minutes ago changed your life.

A challenger appears

Wow, the OP is just....I can't fathom the stupid. I really can't.

[QUOTE=Blargtastic;27886453]Wow, the OP is just....I can't fathom the stupid. I really can't.[/QUOTE] How is it stupid? Some dick girl (lol oxymoron) on the internet was blackmailing him.

[QUOTE=Hai2u55;27885548]The thing is, you've known how old we are for a year now. You begged me to send nudes months after you knew how old I was and I did. You yelled at me for like 10 minutes because I didn't want to give you anymore and threatened to kill YOURSELF going "Hurry take something I need something now" "You dont want me to see" "You think Im a pedo" You sent me like 20 pictures of your penis LONG after you knew how old I was saying "I wanna grow it huge for yew" and "I wish my bawlz were bigger :(" and I have all of the pictures saved on my phone. Then in your email which you've told me the password to, I found nudes of a 12 year old girl that you sent to your email from your phone that you got her to send to your phone, to get it on your computer to see it "bigger" because thats what you said you were going to do with mine and right after I confronted you you deleted it. You've broke down to me many times in the past year about how you think you're a pedophile and I comforted you everytime and said you weren't. You would always try to do sexual crap with me and I didn't want to. I have a bunch of things saved on my phone that you said to me and about children in general. This is from oldest to newest dating back to June 2nd 2010. I'm just copying the texts exactly how they were. Sorry if it's hard to understand. I didn't save everything sexual he ever said but the real pedophile things. "In yer car. Is it bad to fap to a Loli thread" 2:19PM Wed, Jun. 2 "Thar was a .gif of these two like 10 year olds girls ona couch kissing and rubbing thar hands between each others legs >.>" 2:25PM Wed, Jun. 2 "I think girls your age or around your age have the best looking vagoos" 11:52 Wed, Jun. 16 "Dew you think the piktor I said of the daddeh cumming on the daughters face was hawt" 11:40PM Tue, Jul. 27 "Should I when we haf kids >.>" 11:42PM Tue, Jul. 27 "How do I be a good pedodad without being bad" 12:2AM Wed, Jul. 28 "I wanna lick your pewsy before 13" 12:50AM Wed, Jul. 28 "Cause Loli pusseh! It makes me haaaaard" 12:52AM Wed, Jul. 28 "Its soe small and tight. And yourah littal innocent Loli" 12:54AM Wed, Jul. 28 "Oh gawd. The thought of, so tiny, only 11 bouncing up and down on me just made me dick really hard... Can I see your pussy again? :(" 1:43AM Sat, Aug. 14 "Say stuffz about hao young you are" 1:50AM Sat, Aug. 14 "I think little girls have the best buttz." 3:19PM Sun, Aug. 29 "Your elefen and touch mah cawk! *gits hartder*" 2:05AM Fri, Sep. 3 "Git presentz! Your gonna bew growed up :( imma molest our daughter" 2:12AM Fri, Sep. 3 "Imma do at 9" 2:14AM Fri, Sep. 3 "Tew young?" 2:15AM Fri, Sep. 3 "10 then!" 2:16AM Fri, Sep. 3 "Cp threads keeping getting kilt" 6:49AM Wed, Sep. 8 "I saw a .gif of like a 7 year old giving head <.<" 1:59AM Sat, Sep. 18 "She was like smiling and sucking on it then licked his bawls. She looked like she was hafing fun." 2:04AM Sat, Sep. 18 "There was also a piktor of a little with her mouth open and two peens cumming on hurr face >.>" 2:07AM Sat, Sep. 18 It all came from his phone.[/QUOTE] Are you the stalker?

I call BS on Hai2u55, Us FPers must stick together!

This is the first thread in GD i've enjoyed in.. at least a year, now.