How Facepunch and SmellyHippie, ironically, bettered my life.

[Recurracy]

You seem like an attention whore

[Zeke129]

Facepunch made me better as well. Before, I had lots of friends and went out every weekend.

Now I have 22k posts

Thanks facepunch for bettering my post count

[Itsjustguy]

Wow, necroing.
Also this thread now contains child "porn"

[Zenpod]

[QUOTE=Hai2u55;27885548]The thing is, you've known how old we are for a year now. You begged me to send nudes months after you knew how old I was and I did. You yelled at me for like 10 minutes because I didn't want to give you anymore and threatened to kill YOURSELF going "Hurry take something I need something now" "You dont want me to see" "You think Im a pedo" You sent me like 20 pictures of your penis LONG after you knew how old I was saying "I wanna grow it huge for yew" and "I wish my bawlz were bigger :(" and I have all of the pictures saved on my phone. Then in your email which you've told me the password to, I found nudes of a 12 year old girl that you sent to your email from your phone that you got her to send to your phone, to get it on your computer to see it "bigger" because thats what you said you were going to do with mine and right after I confronted you you deleted it. You've broke down to me many times in the past year about how you think you're a pedophile and I comforted you everytime and said you weren't. You would always try to do sexual crap with me and I didn't want to. I have a bunch of things saved on my phone that you said to me and about children in general. This is from oldest to newest dating back to June 2nd 2010. I'm just copying the texts exactly how they were. Sorry if it's hard to understand. I didn't save everything sexual he ever said but the real pedophile things.
"In yer car. Is it bad to fap to a Loli thread" 2:19PM Wed, Jun. 2
"Thar was a .gif of these two like 10 year olds girls ona couch kissing and rubbing thar hands between each others legs >.>" 2:25PM Wed, Jun. 2
"I think girls your age or around your age have the best looking vagoos" 11:52 Wed, Jun. 16
"Dew you think the piktor I said of the daddeh cumming on the daughters face was hawt" 11:40PM Tue, Jul. 27
"Should I when we haf kids >.>" 11:42PM Tue, Jul. 27
"How do I be a good pedodad without being bad" 12:2AM Wed, Jul. 28
"I wanna lick your pewsy before 13" 12:50AM Wed, Jul. 28
"Cause Loli pusseh! It makes me haaaaard" 12:52AM Wed, Jul. 28
"Its soe small and tight. And yourah littal innocent Loli" 12:54AM Wed, Jul. 28
"Oh gawd. The thought of, so tiny, only 11 bouncing up and down on me just made me dick really hard... Can I see your pussy again? :(" 1:43AM Sat, Aug. 14
"Say stuffz about hao young you are" 1:50AM Sat, Aug. 14
"I think little girls have the best buttz." 3:19PM Sun, Aug. 29
"Your elefen and touch mah cawk! *gits hartder*" 2:05AM Fri, Sep. 3
"Git presentz! Your gonna bew growed up :( imma molest our daughter" 2:12AM Fri, Sep. 3
"Imma do at 9" 2:14AM Fri, Sep. 3
"Tew young?" 2:15AM Fri, Sep. 3
"10 then!" 2:16AM Fri, Sep. 3
"Cp threads keeping getting kilt" 6:49AM Wed, Sep. 8
"I saw a .gif of like a 7 year old giving head <.<" 1:59AM Sat, Sep. 18
"She was like smiling and sucking on it then licked his bawls. She looked like she was hafing fun." 2:04AM Sat, Sep. 18
"There was also a piktor of a little with her mouth open and two peens cumming on hurr face >.>" 2:07AM Sat, Sep. 18
It all came from his phone.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/THISGONBGUD.gif[/img]

[Jeremyc428]

I'm unable to comprehend the stupidity of the OP, It makes 0 sense. No matter how you put it, in any way you put it, It is unable to make full understandable sense. I want to yell at you but I would get banned for flaming.

This would be a cool story... but I can't grasp onto it, It has no ledges, handles, grips to grab on to, It's just one giant stone wall that I clash into. To even imagine what the OP is like in real life based on this series of events is not only frightening, but sad.

[BoyMilk]

[QUOTE=Hai2u55;27885548]The thing is, you've known how old we are for a year now. You begged me to send nudes months after you knew how old I was and I did. You yelled at me for like 10 minutes because I didn't want to give you anymore and threatened to kill YOURSELF going "Hurry take something I need something now" "You dont want me to see" "You think Im a pedo" You sent me like 20 pictures of your penis LONG after you knew how old I was saying "I wanna grow it huge for yew" and "I wish my bawlz were bigger :(" and I have all of the pictures saved on my phone. Then in your email which you've told me the password to, I found nudes of a 12 year old girl that you sent to your email from your phone that you got her to send to your phone, to get it on your computer to see it "bigger" because thats what you said you were going to do with mine and right after I confronted you you deleted it. You've broke down to me many times in the past year about how you think you're a pedophile and I comforted you everytime and said you weren't. You would always try to do sexual crap with me and I didn't want to. I have a bunch of things saved on my phone that you said to me and about children in general. This is from oldest to newest dating back to June 2nd 2010. I'm just copying the texts exactly how they were. Sorry if it's hard to understand. I didn't save everything sexual he ever said but the real pedophile things.
"In yer car. Is it bad to fap to a Loli thread" 2:19PM Wed, Jun. 2
"Thar was a .gif of these two like 10 year olds girls ona couch kissing and rubbing thar hands between each others legs >.>" 2:25PM Wed, Jun. 2
"I think girls your age or around your age have the best looking vagoos" 11:52 Wed, Jun. 16
"Dew you think the piktor I said of the daddeh cumming on the daughters face was hawt" 11:40PM Tue, Jul. 27
"Should I when we haf kids >.>" 11:42PM Tue, Jul. 27
"How do I be a good pedodad without being bad" 12:2AM Wed, Jul. 28
"I wanna lick your pewsy before 13" 12:50AM Wed, Jul. 28
"Cause Loli pusseh! It makes me haaaaard" 12:52AM Wed, Jul. 28
"Its soe small and tight. And yourah littal innocent Loli" 12:54AM Wed, Jul. 28
"Oh gawd. The thought of, so tiny, only 11 bouncing up and down on me just made me dick really hard... Can I see your pussy again? :(" 1:43AM Sat, Aug. 14
"Say stuffz about hao young you are" 1:50AM Sat, Aug. 14
"I think little girls have the best buttz." 3:19PM Sun, Aug. 29
"Your elefen and touch mah cawk! *gits hartder*" 2:05AM Fri, Sep. 3
"Git presentz! Your gonna bew growed up :( imma molest our daughter" 2:12AM Fri, Sep. 3
"Imma do at 9" 2:14AM Fri, Sep. 3
"Tew young?" 2:15AM Fri, Sep. 3
"10 then!" 2:16AM Fri, Sep. 3
"Cp threads keeping getting kilt" 6:49AM Wed, Sep. 8
"I saw a .gif of like a 7 year old giving head <.<" 1:59AM Sat, Sep. 18
"She was like smiling and sucking on it then licked his bawls. She looked like she was hafing fun." 2:04AM Sat, Sep. 18
"There was also a piktor of a little with her mouth open and two peens cumming on hurr face >.>" 2:07AM Sat, Sep. 18
It all came from his phone.[/QUOTE]

I wish my balls were bigger.

[Deac]

[QUOTE=Hai2u55]Text Wall[/QUOTE]

Interesting. You're a pedophile.

[420BlazeStayed]

wow after reading both OP's i've thoroughly came to the conclusion that OP has no social life AT ALL.

[MerzBro]

hey OP i hope you still realize that you're a melodramatic pussy.

let this post be a constant reminder that you literally got outsmarted and blackmailed by a little girl who is like 6 years younger than you.

it's time for you to grow the fuck up and stop sexually roleplaying with little girls on the internet. you're like 17 or 18 for christ's sake. Grow A Pair And Wise The Fuck Up.

[420BlazeStayed]

[QUOTE=MerzBro;27917129]hey OP i hope you still realize that you're a melodramatic pussy.

let this post be a constant reminder that you literally got outsmarted and blackmailed by a little girl who is like 6 years younger than you.

it's time for you to grow the fuck up and stop sexually roleplaying with little girls on the internet. you're like 17 or 18 for christ's sake. Grow A Pair And Wise The Fuck Up.[/QUOTE]

maybe make a friend that isn't in wow too?

[MerzBro]

Judging by the OP's posts from this thread and his other thread, he's socially underdeveloped and probably emotionally crippled if he resorts to ~erotic roleplay~ with little girls.

Maybe this will be his wake-up call?

[editline]7th February 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Hai2u55;27885548]The thing is, you've known how old we are for a year now. You begged me to send nudes months after you knew how old I was and I did. You yelled at me for like 10 minutes because I didn't want to give you anymore and threatened to kill YOURSELF going "Hurry take something I need something now" "You dont want me to see" "You think Im a pedo" You sent me like 20 pictures of your penis LONG after you knew how old I was saying "I wanna grow it huge for yew" and "I wish my bawlz were bigger :(" and I have all of the pictures saved on my phone. Then in your email which you've told me the password to, I found nudes of a 12 year old girl that you sent to your email from your phone that you got her to send to your phone, to get it on your computer to see it "bigger" because thats what you said you were going to do with mine and right after I confronted you you deleted it. You've broke down to me many times in the past year about how you think you're a pedophile and I comforted you everytime and said you weren't. You would always try to do sexual crap with me and I didn't want to. I have a bunch of things saved on my phone that you said to me and about children in general. This is from oldest to newest dating back to June 2nd 2010. I'm just copying the texts exactly how they were. Sorry if it's hard to understand. I didn't save everything sexual he ever said but the real pedophile things.
"In yer car. Is it bad to fap to a Loli thread" 2:19PM Wed, Jun. 2
"Thar was a .gif of these two like 10 year olds girls ona couch kissing and rubbing thar hands between each others legs >.>" 2:25PM Wed, Jun. 2
"I think girls your age or around your age have the best looking vagoos" 11:52 Wed, Jun. 16
"Dew you think the piktor I said of the daddeh cumming on the daughters face was hawt" 11:40PM Tue, Jul. 27
"Should I when we haf kids >.>" 11:42PM Tue, Jul. 27
"How do I be a good pedodad without being bad" 12:2AM Wed, Jul. 28
"I wanna lick your pewsy before 13" 12:50AM Wed, Jul. 28
"Cause Loli pusseh! It makes me haaaaard" 12:52AM Wed, Jul. 28
"Its soe small and tight. And yourah littal innocent Loli" 12:54AM Wed, Jul. 28
"Oh gawd. The thought of, so tiny, only 11 bouncing up and down on me just made me dick really hard... Can I see your pussy again? :(" 1:43AM Sat, Aug. 14
"Say stuffz about hao young you are" 1:50AM Sat, Aug. 14
"I think little girls have the best buttz." 3:19PM Sun, Aug. 29
"Your elefen and touch mah cawk! *gits hartder*" 2:05AM Fri, Sep. 3
"Git presentz! Your gonna bew growed up :( imma molest our daughter" 2:12AM Fri, Sep. 3
"Imma do at 9" 2:14AM Fri, Sep. 3
"Tew young?" 2:15AM Fri, Sep. 3
"10 then!" 2:16AM Fri, Sep. 3
"Cp threads keeping getting kilt" 6:49AM Wed, Sep. 8
"I saw a .gif of like a 7 year old giving head <.<" 1:59AM Sat, Sep. 18
"She was like smiling and sucking on it then licked his bawls. She looked like she was hafing fun." 2:04AM Sat, Sep. 18
"There was also a piktor of a little with her mouth open and two peens cumming on hurr face >.>" 2:07AM Sat, Sep. 18
It all came from his phone.[/QUOTE]

[b]Wow.[/b]

If this is your texts, op, then i have a few [ProTips] for you:

1. Stop typing like a fucktard. YEW LEWK LIEK AN IMMATYURE SHITHED WHEN YEW TYPE LIEK THIS.
2. You are a Pedophile at the age of 17. Seek help. I am serious about this.
3. Stop getting in contact with little girls and making them uncomfortable. It's not their fault you're an absolute creep with major issues.

You are the only one to blame for all of this shit that has been happening to you. You willingly associate with young pre-pubescent girls and harass them, asking for nude photos and whatnot. Then you come here looking for sympathy when one of them gets clingy and starts blackmailing you.

Guess what, it doesn't work that way. I have No Pity For You.

Someone should submit all this shit to the local police where you live since i sincerely doubt you will seek help/therapy for your disgusting (and illegal) fetishism.

[editline]7th February 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;27090534]I think Jessi Slaughter is kind of cute :smug:[/QUOTE]

You Are A Pedophile

[pr00ch]

The Internet is sure a sick place sometimes.
I can proof it myself, I just never wanted to bother FP with that.

[Itsjustguy]

Can we close this ?

[Micr0]

No problem bro.

[MerzBro]

[QUOTE=Itsjustguy;27919600]Can we close this ?[/QUOTE]

I say that we firstly publicly shame the creator of the thread, and show him the error of his ways.

Oh wait.

[420BlazeStayed]

[QUOTE=MerzBro;27917259]Judging by the OP's posts from this thread and his other thread, he's socially underdeveloped and probably emotionally crippled if he resorts to ~erotic roleplay~ with little girls.

Maybe this will be his wake-up call?

[editline]7th February 2011[/editline]

[b]Wow.[/b]

If this is your texts, op, then i have a few [ProTips] for you:

1. Stop typing like a fucktard. YEW LEWK LIEK AN IMMATYURE SHITHED WHEN YEW TYPE LIEK THIS.
2. You are a Pedophile at the age of 17. Seek help. I am serious about this.
3. Stop getting in contact with little girls and making them uncomfortable. It's not their fault you're an absolute creep with major issues.

You are the only one to blame for all of this shit that has been happening to you. You willingly associate with young pre-pubescent girls and harass them, asking for nude photos and whatnot. Then you come here looking for sympathy when one of them gets clingy and starts blackmailing you.

Guess what, it doesn't work that way. I have No Pity For You.

Someone should submit all this shit to the local police where you live since i sincerely doubt you will seek help/therapy for your disgusting (and illegal) fetishism.

[editline]7th February 2011[/editline]

You Are A Pedophile[/QUOTE]

oh my god yes.

op: tell your parents they're lazy pieces of shit for allowing you to succumb to becoming such a pathetic, low life, piece of fucking shit. did they ever encourage you to get off the fucking computer and go outside? or are they just as bad of social outcasts as you are?

i suggest plenty of therapy and if that doesn't work - death.

[Myis]

[QUOTE=Hai2u55;27885548]The thing is, you've known how old we are for a year now. You begged me to send nudes months after you knew how old I was and I did. You yelled at me for like 10 minutes because I didn't want to give you anymore and threatened to kill YOURSELF going "Hurry take something I need something now" "You dont want me to see" "You think Im a pedo" You sent me like 20 pictures of your penis LONG after you knew how old I was saying "I wanna grow it huge for yew" and "I wish my bawlz were bigger :(" and I have all of the pictures saved on my phone. Then in your email which you've told me the password to, I found nudes of a 12 year old girl that you sent to your email from your phone that you got her to send to your phone, to get it on your computer to see it "bigger" because thats what you said you were going to do with mine and right after I confronted you you deleted it. You've broke down to me many times in the past year about how you think you're a pedophile and I comforted you everytime and said you weren't. You would always try to do sexual crap with me and I didn't want to. I have a bunch of things saved on my phone that you said to me and about children in general. This is from oldest to newest dating back to June 2nd 2010. I'm just copying the texts exactly how they were. Sorry if it's hard to understand. I didn't save everything sexual he ever said but the real pedophile things.
"In yer car. Is it bad to fap to a Loli thread" 2:19PM Wed, Jun. 2
"Thar was a .gif of these two like 10 year olds girls ona couch kissing and rubbing thar hands between each others legs >.>" 2:25PM Wed, Jun. 2
"I think girls your age or around your age have the best looking vagoos" 11:52 Wed, Jun. 16
"Dew you think the piktor I said of the daddeh cumming on the daughters face was hawt" 11:40PM Tue, Jul. 27
"Should I when we haf kids >.>" 11:42PM Tue, Jul. 27
"How do I be a good pedodad without being bad" 12:2AM Wed, Jul. 28
"I wanna lick your pewsy before 13" 12:50AM Wed, Jul. 28
"Cause Loli pusseh! It makes me haaaaard" 12:52AM Wed, Jul. 28
"Its soe small and tight. And yourah littal innocent Loli" 12:54AM Wed, Jul. 28
"Oh gawd. The thought of, so tiny, only 11 bouncing up and down on me just made me dick really hard... Can I see your pussy again? :(" 1:43AM Sat, Aug. 14
"Say stuffz about hao young you are" 1:50AM Sat, Aug. 14
"I think little girls have the best buttz." 3:19PM Sun, Aug. 29
"Your elefen and touch mah cawk! *gits hartder*" 2:05AM Fri, Sep. 3
"Git presentz! Your gonna bew growed up :( imma molest our daughter" 2:12AM Fri, Sep. 3
"Imma do at 9" 2:14AM Fri, Sep. 3
"Tew young?" 2:15AM Fri, Sep. 3
"10 then!" 2:16AM Fri, Sep. 3
"Cp threads keeping getting kilt" 6:49AM Wed, Sep. 8
"I saw a .gif of like a 7 year old giving head <.<" 1:59AM Sat, Sep. 18
"She was like smiling and sucking on it then licked his bawls. She looked like she was hafing fun." 2:04AM Sat, Sep. 18
"There was also a piktor of a little with her mouth open and two peens cumming on hurr face >.>" 2:07AM Sat, Sep. 18
It all came from his phone.[/QUOTE]

Would you seriously fucking die, please? You make shit up just to dig a deeper hole for me.

[BoyMilk]

[QUOTE=420BlazeStayed;27916912]wow after reading both OP's i've thoroughly came to the conclusion that OP has no social life AT ALL.[/QUOTE]

He must have had some sort of social life to get a job.

[Missing User]

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;27921108]Would you seriously fucking die, please? You make shit up just to dig a deeper hole for me.[/QUOTE]

I'm taking the random 12 year old's side on this one, Wolverunder. The game's up.

[archaon98]

I was one of the niggaz helping him out. He doesn't type like that.

[Trogdon]

ban wolverunder entire world's problems solved

[That Cat]

[img]http://bookofjesus.org/images/9pxnjm67assqkasa8e77.jpg[/img]

[Hai2u55]

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;27921108]Would you seriously fucking die, please? You make shit up just to dig a deeper hole for me.[/QUOTE]

You know you said all that crap, how could I make all that up? The times, the dates, everything you said. I forwarded it to you and you were like "WHY WOULD YOU SAVE IT WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING SAVE IT" like I fucking betrayed you so badly. because you're a pedophile, that's why. You know I have it all on my phone and all the pictures. I could go on Skype and find more crap you said except that can be screencapped. I've already told my parents, they called the FBI. They can ask Yahoo for your email records even though you deleted the email with the picture since you sent it from your phone to your email to "see it bigger" My parents are going to call yours and tell them everything because it took a whole 3 days for me to tell them myself

[editline]7th February 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=archaon98;27921634]I was one of the niggaz helping him out. He doesn't type like that.[/QUOTE]

Trust me, he does type like that when he tries to do sexual crap. He tries to type all cutesy like he's talking to a baby. I wouldn't expect you to know because you aren't an underage girl. He knows he said it and thats all that matters. If youre such a buddy then tell him to get therapy and stop communicating with underage girls over the internet. If he honestly lied to you about not saying anything sexual then wow.

[john_frohman]

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;27090808]What? She looks like a wholesome, respectable young lady.
[URL=http://img64.imageshack.us/i/tumblrl5ms2ynqly1qzjzpj.jpg/][img_thumb]http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/9208/tumblrl5ms2ynqly1qzjzpj.jpg[/img_thumb][/URL][/QUOTE]
civil protection

[BoyMilk]

[QUOTE=Hai2u55;27922274]You know you said all that crap, how could I make all that up? The times, the dates, everything you said. I forwarded it to you and you were like "WHY WOULD YOU SAVE IT WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING SAVE IT" because you're a pedophile, that's why. You know I have it all on my phone and all the pictures. I could go on Skype and find more crap you said except that can be screencapped. I've already told my parents, they called the FBI. They can ask Yahoo for your email records even though you deleted the email with the picture since you sent it from your phone to your email to "see it bigger" My parents are going to call yours and tell them everything because it took a whole 3 days for me to tell them myself

[editline]7th February 2011[/editline]

Trust me, he does type like that when he tries to do sexual crap. He tries to type all cutesy like he's talking to a baby. I wouldn't expect you to know because you aren't an underage girl. He knows he said it and thats all that matters. If youre such a buddy then tell him to get therapy and stop communicating with underage girls over the internet. If he honestly lied to you about not saying anything sexual then wow.[/QUOTE]

suck my balls so they can get bigger

oh man she just logged into skype im gonna get my balls sucked

[archaon98]

My favorite part was when balls.

[Bftony]

-snip-

Didn't read properly; still, both stories seem a bit too vague to draw a proper conclusion out of it.

[Tukimoshi]

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;27090272]She knows some 16 year old whore and some 20 year old ex meth-head that she tried to get against me.

[editline]30th December 2010[/editline]

OKAY FINE. So I went on with what I said previously, fuck all, etc... and she just went batshit. She started to tell all her internet friends about how I was a [b]pedo[/b] and put her through so much stress and how she was going to kill herself or tell her mom everything after she cut her arms up, and at this point knowing she is insane I got worried that she was going to kill herself so I was really on edge.

So I went through telling all my friends about it, coming clean, all that, and everyone was backing me up.

There really wasn't a battle, it was just tense waiting and planning from both sides.

Pretty much the same as the Cold War.[/QUOTE]

Ironic how everyone misinterprets the meaning of pedophile.
You were both underage, hence not pedophilia.

[MerzBro]

[QUOTE=Tukimoshi;27923703]Ironic how everyone misinterprets the meaning of pedophile.
You were both underage, hence not pedophilia.[/QUOTE]

[quote]As a medical diagnosis, pedophilia (or paedophilia) is typically defined as a psychiatric disorder in adults or late adolescents (persons age 16 and older) characterized by a primary or exclusive sexual interest in prepubescent children (generally age 13 years or younger, though onset of puberty may vary). The child must be at least five years younger in the case of adolescent pedophiles[/quote]

[b]DING DING DING We have a winner!

Step right up, Wolverunder, and claim your PedoPrize™! Congratulations! It's therapy. You need therapy. That's the prize.[/b]

In case anyone was wondering, this little girl is like 11 or 12 and Wolverunder is 17 or 18. He is legitimately a Pedophile and anyone who sides with him is a disgusting Pedophile Sympathizer.

[Hai2u55]

[QUOTE=Tukimoshi;27923703]Ironic how everyone misinterprets the meaning of pedophile.
You were both underage, hence not pedophilia.[/QUOTE]

Nope he was 18

This has been going on since he was 16 to 18. Most of it happened when he was 17 and 18. He transmitted the CP on 1/26, so he was still 18