The Generally Just Fucking Creepy Stuff Chat Thread V4 - "Let The Bone Rattling Begin" Edition

[BRS]

[QUOTE=relinquish;41867660][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgVlBBlWkAg[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkHp-Q0UQvQ[/media]

:v:[/QUOTE]

these look like a very amateur slenderman arg.

seriously they're hilarious

[Moustacheman]

Content:

[QUOTE]"I can't help it, doctor. They're fucking everywhere. Nobody knows but me."
"Knows what, Larry?"

"About the demons! They're everywhere!"

"Tell me about the demons, Larry. What do they look like?"

"Leathery, shiny black skin. Spindly limbs with single claws for feet. Wings like reaper's cloth. And the eyes!" The man on the couch shudders.

"What's wrong with their eyes, Larry?"

"They're huge. They take up half of the face. They don't even look like eyes, they're like a million eyes clumped together. And they're red!"

"Okay, enough about what they look like. What makes them so terrifying to you personally? Do the demons have an attraction to you? What is it you don´t like about them?"

"Well, I know all kinds of things about them. They go into graveyards and crawl into the earth and feast on the flesh of corpses at night. They get into food and poison it with their own vomit. They eat rotting carcasses of animals right off the side of the roads. They float around people who don't notice them, and they pop their claws into their flesh and inject them with disease and rot and all of the pain of all the corpses they've fed on before. They're disgusting, loathsome, creatures, and-"

"Okay, Larry. Now tell me where you see these demons."

"Everywhere! In the park, they hover in the air behind families, and the people don't even see them. Then they pop their claws into their flesh, and they inject disease and-"

"Okay, Larry. You've said that before. Now I'll need to see you twice a week from now on. Are Wednesdays and Fridays good for you?"

Larry nods as he is led out the door by two escorts in white. When it opens again, the psychiatrist's secretary walks in.

"Did you find out why that schizophrenic won't eat anything?"

"Yes. I'm afraid he'll have to be force-fed for awhile longer, though. He thinks demons are everywhere, poisoning food. We're going to have to find a way to get rid of his pteronarcophobia."

"Ptero...what?"

"The fear of flies."[/QUOTE]

[Snickerdoodle]

It might be just me but this freaked me the hell out.

[IMG]http://gyazo.com/29a94ecc2372d7ef346fe1df343594ac.png[/IMG]

[BRS]

oh shit what the hell is that

[Snickerdoodle]

[QUOTE=BRS;41911259]oh shit what the hell is that[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://gyazo.com/3c189982cf39fbb8cbf534089c7ca967.png[/IMG]

[IMG]http://gyazo.com/f871311ad03a90e0cbf7066003313362.png[/IMG]

[BRS]

[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;41911292][IMG]http://gyazo.com/3c189982cf39fbb8cbf534089c7ca967.png[/IMG]

[IMG]http://gyazo.com/f871311ad03a90e0cbf7066003313362.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

fuck it looks like spongebob's retarded cousin

[RobbL]

Why is there a dildo on his head?

[RobbL]

I only just noticed that a light shade in my house casts a shadow that looks like this...

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ByodInA.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/BnWQI4l.jpg[/IMG]

[ironman17]

Cheshire Cat Tiki Mask? Or perhaps some friendly neighbourhood voodoo spirit?

[RobbL]

[QUOTE=ironman17;41987060]Cheshire Cat Tiki Mask? Or perhaps some friendly neighbourhood voodoo spirit?[/QUOTE]

Should I get a witchdoctor in?

[ironman17]

I advise hiring a shadow shaman; he can turn the spirit into a chicken then cage it in a cluster of serpent wards to finish it off.

[Moustacheman]

[QUOTE=RobbL;41987110]Should I get a witchdoctor in?[/QUOTE]

I'm a licensed Witch Doctor. That is simply a friendly Voodoo shadow. Do not be alarmed until it begins gargling in a rhythmic pattern. If it does, become very alarmed and coat your house in dog semen.

[ManinaBugSuit]

[QUOTE=RobbL;41987025]I only just noticed that a light shade in my house casts a shadow that looks like this...

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ByodInA.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/BnWQI4l.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
You got youself a regular case of "Friends on the Other Side" like mustache said dog semen is probably your best bet.

[bourgogne]

wow this is snip

[mako_]

Did this a while back for someone (she asked for a monster) ya'll might like it

[img]http://i.imgur.com/KBHxHNs.png[/img]

[Conely]

[QUOTE=MakoSkyDub;42030247]Did this a while back for someone (she asked for a monster) ya'll might like it

[img]http://i.imgur.com/KBHxHNs.png[/img][/QUOTE]

fingers where there shouldn't be really is the freakiest shit

[Durrsly]

[IMG]http://visual-records.wdfiles.com/local--files/animal/badtaxidermy2.jpeg[/IMG]

[BRS]

[QUOTE=Durrsly;42048159][IMG]http://visual-records.wdfiles.com/local--files/animal/badtaxidermy2.jpeg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

i don't know what it is but i want this as a pet

[SaintBonkers]

[QUOTE=BRS;42048905]i don't know what it is but i want this as a pet[/QUOTE]

Imagine trying to sleep while that thing stares at you all night long.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/QxBYgpq.jpg[/IMG]

*shudders*

[BRS]

[QUOTE=pansarkurt;42054257]Imagine trying to sleep while that thing stares at you all night long.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/QxBYgpq.jpg[/IMG]

*shudders*[/QUOTE]

But it's so cute

[autodesknoob]

was looking for hauntedhouse reactions, and saw this

[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maols4871L1qcinbmo10_1280.jpg[/img]

what in the hell is with her jaw

[BRS]

[QUOTE=autodesknoob;42058307]was looking for hauntedhouse reactions, and saw this

[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maols4871L1qcinbmo10_1280.jpg[/img]

what in the hell is with her jaw[/QUOTE]

the girl on the very left is staring at something i neeed to know

[ironman17]

She's actually one of the attractions at the house; the Widemouth Devourer who terrifies folks with her insanely big mouth.

[Skelosk]

[QUOTE=Durrsly;42048159][IMG]http://visual-records.wdfiles.com/local--files/animal/badtaxidermy2.jpeg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

"Firefox has encountered a problem and must be closed"
"Forever"

[Mr Skeltal]

[QUOTE=MakoSkyDub;42030247]Did this a while back for someone (she asked for a monster) ya'll might like it

[img]http://i.imgur.com/KBHxHNs.png[/img][/QUOTE]

[img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080301202035/oddworld/images/2/23/Slig.jpg[/img]
[img]http://images.wikia.com/oddworld/images/9/9c/Paramite01.jpg[/img]
???

[subsonicdust]

[QUOTE=autodesknoob;42058307]was looking for hauntedhouse reactions, and saw this

[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maols4871L1qcinbmo10_1280.jpg[/img]

what in the hell is with her jaw[/QUOTE]

[img]http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080313/unwatchable/the-ring_l.jpg[/img]

[mako_]

[QUOTE=IliekBoxes;42068444][img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080301202035/oddworld/images/2/23/Slig.jpg[/img]
[img]http://images.wikia.com/oddworld/images/9/9c/Paramite01.jpg[/img]
???[/QUOTE]

Hah, I didn't take inspiration from those things. I went for kind of a silent hill/lovecraft feel, but didn't draw from any specific monsters.

I [i][b]love[/b][/i] sligs though, have done ever since I saw them in some gaming magazine as a kid.
Never did get very far in the game/s though, they're on my long long list of things to play when I have time.

[halflambada]

[IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/479364b4eb307b5f990b282f62f0c214/tumblr_mr2q27PvHf1r1mwpyo1_1280.png[/IMG]

[IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/f7721c1f67396be7f864f864c3ca2697/tumblr_mr2q27PvHf1r1mwpyo2_1280.png[/IMG]

[IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/fe880ae2fc700d246a052227623bc7e7/tumblr_mr2q27PvHf1r1mwpyo3_1280.png[/IMG]

[IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/a55c9a16e0ef2bc004940a005ae61b76/tumblr_mr2q27PvHf1r1mwpyo5_1280.png[/IMG]

[IMG]http://31.media.tumblr.com/095666299d9e688f476ff53a6f019555/tumblr_mr2q27PvHf1r1mwpyo6_1280.png[/IMG]

[IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/1e7cc6bed6f47ce5c723cd50f73c0e90/tumblr_mr2q27PvHf1r1mwpyo7_1280.png[/IMG]

[IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/d35eaaa1e53cbcffc118f3a1e06437a3/tumblr_mr2q27PvHf1r1mwpyo8_1280.png[/IMG]

stolen from [URL="http://theangriestman.tumblr.com/post/57450095968"]this tumblr[/URL], i thought it was kinda silly but still good

[Conely]

Wisconsin has the ability to make you keep typing while you're being attacked by zombie cars and [URL="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4b/Mr._Tickle.jpg"]Mr Tickle wearing business casual[/URL]

[BRS]

[QUOTE=halflambada;42117615]:words:[/QUOTE]

Damn that was pretty good