Go to the ER and all they'll probably do is give you an IV for fluids and possibly pump your stomach. Drink lots of water and lay down.
[QUOTE=goblineat4;19307418]I'm going to drink alot of liquid first and take a shower. I think it may help. If not, I'm going to call poison control if I'm still like this in an hour. They should have some advice.[/QUOTE]
Just calm down and try to relax, drink some milk to settle your stomach.
I hope that Poison Control are more helpful than Facepunch for this kind of thing. Facepunch just says "You're going to die". If you're worried, don't consult Facepunch.
Since when is caffeine overdose considered a poison?
[QUOTE=Lone Wolf807;19307494]Since when is caffeine overdose considered a poison?[/QUOTE]
Since always?
[QUOTE=Lone Wolf807;19307494]Since when is caffeine overdose considered a poison?[/QUOTE]
Dude, you can die from WATER poisoning.
:colbert:
Also, this man's babies will run as fast as [b]KENYANS[/b] and people will think they're real [b]KENYANS[/b] and then they'll be deported back to [b]KEEEENYAAAAA.[/b]
Obviously you should raid your parent's medicine cabinet and take a few heart pills. i think like half a bottle should do, maybe more if you're still felling like you're going to die
[QUOTE=Lone Wolf807;19307494]Since when is caffeine overdose considered a poison?[/QUOTE]
Overdose of practically anything can kill you.
Shit, you can die from drinking too much water.
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[QUOTE=goblineat4;19307329]I've thrown up a couple times. Shit, I don't want to go to the emergency room. If this helps, [B]I'm 14.[/B][/QUOTE]
Stop right there
If the OP is actually serious, just drink a lot of water and chill out.
Especially if you are throwing up, just drink tons of water. Before and after you throw up.
Those energy drinks dehydrate you.
Drink copious amounts of alcohol, should cancel out the caffine.
Another well served patient courtesy of Dr. Facepunch.
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use this to end it all
I only weight 40 pounds if that helps. I just threw up most of it, so I think I'll be fine. I'm going to wait a couple hours.
That is one nice shotgun drink
[QUOTE=goblineat4;19307719]I only weight 40 pounds if that helps. I just threw up most of it, so I think I'll be fine. I'm going to wait a couple hours.[/QUOTE]
what the fuck, 40 pounds?
[QUOTE=goblineat4;19307719]I only weight 40 pounds if that helps. I just threw up most of it, so I think I'll be fine. I'm going to wait a couple hours.[/QUOTE]
What the actual fuck.
40 pounds?
You shouldn't be drinking energy drinks AT ALL.
In fact you shouldn't even be ALIVE. You're extremely underweight. Go to the hospital and do something about your anorexia first.
Troll, never mind how can a fourteen year old AMERICAN weigh 40 pounds
[QUOTE=kwkws;19307764]Troll, never mind how can a fourteen year old AMERICAN weigh 40 pounds[/QUOTE]
Not all Americans are fat.
HOLY SHIT! I meant 90 LOL.
You drank 2 big Monsters? As in you drank 2 BFCs?
You're fucked.
Not BFCs, but the regular size cans. Also, I drank a monster energy shot at the same time.
[QUOTE=goblineat4;19307862]HOLY SHIT! I meant 90 LOL.[/QUOTE]
I was about to say...
I still think you need to take a trip to the emergency room. ESPECIALLY if you're throwing up. That could be your body trying to purge everything or it could be a reaction to something. Or both. You'll only know if you go to the doctor, really.
[QUOTE=Mister B;19307438]Also, looks like mother nature told you to SLOOOOW DOOOOWN and you were like "FUCK YOU!" and kicked her with your ENERGY LEGS.
[highlight]FOUR HUNDRED BABIES!!![/highlight][/QUOTE]
If the OP keeps it up, at this rate he/she might start releasing [highlight]IRONY BLASTS![/highlight]
No I have a way of making myself throwup. Life sure is a bitch. I sliced my left thumb's nail off earlier. Also, I am a boy/man. lol
Also as a side note sometimes energy drinks affect me so much, it's actually hard to close my eyelids.
14 doesn't classify you as a man.
I don't know what to call myself :D
You only have around 60 posts OP, nobody knows you or cares about you enough to help you.
I know a few ways to help you, call some guy from Facepunch, tell him to meet at your house and do a check-up and possibly surgery. That will work. Another way is to call a doctor. I highly suggest doing the first one though. It's cheaper.
[QUOTE=goblineat4;19308018]I don't know what to call myself :D[/QUOTE]
Stupid? For drinking the energy drinks.
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