Coffee: It's the Shit. - General

tea is for the gays and the british. if you lady boys like tea so much go make a tea thread there are men in here smoking and drinking coffee

It makes your teeth yellow.

[QUOTE={FP}ST;17499373]Pfffft You people are pathetic. I drink my awesome version of tea. 3/4 tea (Red Rose) 1/4 milk 2 teaspoons of sugar Better than any coffee you maggots will ever drink. :smug:[/QUOTE] Does Tea wake you the fuck up? No. [editline]08:06PM[/editline] [QUOTE=woOt_5000;17499402]It makes your teeth yellow.[/QUOTE] Makes your teeth gold :c00l:

i just hate the taste of it also tea is gay

[QUOTE=woOt_5000;17499402]It makes your teeth yellow.[/QUOTE] Makes them so yellow you won't believe it's not butter.

[QUOTE=Goatham;17499396]tea is for the gays and the british. if you lady boys like tea so much go make a tea thread there are men in here smoking and drinking coffee[/QUOTE] i muxed tee n cofe r i doin it riet

My body has completely replaced it's blood with Wawa French Vanilla coffee. +1 Agree to title of thread.

[QUOTE=gerbils_alt;17499438]i muxed tee n cofe r i doin it riet[/QUOTE] :frogdowns:

[QUOTE=MelonGuy;17499070]Whilst I do enjoy coffee, tea is the way to go.[/QUOTE] Cool. I respect your personal thoughts and opinions. Coffee... mmm... Good stuff. [editline]08:10PM[/editline] [QUOTE=venn178;17499132]Starbucks :h:[/QUOTE] Starbucks coffee is terrible.

Go to your local coffee shop. No, I'm not talking your run of the mill Starbucks. They can die in a hole. Go to your local mom and pop kinda coffee shop. Now order an espresso. It will be delicious, I promise. Also, if they don't serve it to you in shots, they're doing it wrong. [b]WRONG.[/b] Order a double shot for extra delicious manergies. And I swear to God, if I catch you putting extra shit like cream and sugar in your espresso, [b]I [i]WILL[/i] [highlight]END[/highlight] YOU.[/b]

[QUOTE=Pandamobile;17499053]I could never drink coffee every day. It's way too bitter for me. Even with a mountain of sugar in it.[/QUOTE] :kiddo:

[QUOTE=Goatham;17499396]tea is for the gays and the british. if you lady boys like tea so much go make a tea thread there are men in here smoking and drinking coffee[/QUOTE] cool you are such a rebel smoking and drinking coffee i wish i was like you..

as much as it emasculates me to say coffee has nothing on tea

I haven't tasted coffee for 4 years when I think of it. :tinfoil:

[QUOTE=radioactive;17499089]Decaff.[/QUOTE] No way... Coffee is all about the caffeine IMO, and it ought to be drinked "leaded"... I always believed decaf's for pansies (no offense dude)... what ever happened to good ole black coffee?? =/

[QUOTE=ORGLAR;17499455]Cool. I respect your personal thoughts and opinions. Coffee... mmm... Good stuff. [editline]08:10PM[/editline] Starbucks coffee is terrible.[/QUOTE] You know what coffee is terrible(Though I still drink it since its cheaper) Is dunkin donuts.

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;17499688]No way... Coffee is all about the caffeine IMO, and it ought to be drinked "leaded"... I always believed decaf's for pansies (no offense dude)... what ever happened to good ole black coffee?? =/[/QUOTE] Fuck that I chew coffee beans :v:

It is shit Austin. [img]http://www.problogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mojo.jpg[/img]

I don't drink coffee regularly, but I freaking love it

[QUOTE=JesterUK;17499048]I fucking love Coffee[/QUOTE] how can you disagree with the fact that I like Coffee?

people on this forum are fucking stupid that's how

[QUOTE=BricknHead;17499193]if you drink it in any way other than black you're a fucking pansy. no.[/QUOTE] Ever tried turkish or italian coffee? It's extremely bitter and black. You only get it in a very small dose though.

[QUOTE=radioactive;17499089]Decaff, a dash of milk, 2 sugars please.[/QUOTE] This, but without the decaf bit... Come to think of it, I only tend to put on sugar in now. Also: I've changed my mind about tea. It's OK if you put milk and sugar in it... maybe just milk.

More of a tea person myself, but recently iv been enjoying the odd cup of coffee. To all those poor cocoa bean farmers in Brazil, keep up the good work :love:

[QUOTE=JesterUK;17499802]how can you disagree with the fact that I like Coffee?[/QUOTE] You do not like Coffee. You like milk mixed with boiling pickle juice. You will get up and look out your window, then you will notice that there's an icecream truck with a fat dog on top of it. After freaking out and taking a picture, you will return to watching your Hentai, then your little brother will come in. You will quickly pause it, but you will of have paused it at a scene where the two elephants are raping the girl. Your face is frozen, and you stare at your little 8 year old brother. He will put on a smug face, shut the door, grab a chair, and watch with you. This will all happen within 65 seconds from now.

[QUOTE=:smug:;17499905]More of a tea person myself, but recently iv been enjoying the odd cup of coffee. To all those poor [b]cocoa bean[/b] farmers in Brazil, keep up the good work :love:[/QUOTE] *coffee bean* :D

Being the British bastard I am, I will have to side with tea on this one.

[QUOTE=psych0;17499855]Ever tried turkish or italian coffee? It's extremely bitter and black. You only get it in a very small dose though.[/QUOTE] Turkish coffee is really good. It's definitely an acquired taste compared to regular coffee.

[QUOTE=Loompa Lord;17500343]Turkish coffee is really good. It's definitely an acquired taste compared to regular coffee.[/QUOTE] Fuck yeah bitches. Turkish is where it's at. Fuck Bitches. Get Beans.

I bought a laptop, then 4 days later spilt coffee in it. :downs: