Coffee: It's the Shit.

[Touhou]

Coffee makes you instantly cool and old when people see you drinking it.
It's price is that it tastes bitter as fuck.

[Tigster]

I'm drinking some right now while I do some classwork, it's fucking good

[Hullu V1]

I always find myself drinkin 6 - 8 cups of coffee per DAY. I gotta stop overdosing it.

[Killerjc]

There are three types of people in the world
Real men:Drink it Irish style, minus sugar and cream
Boys:Drink Coffee black, no alcohol.
Pansies:Fucking women

[Hullu V1]

I drink it black without sugar or anything else. It tastes like shit if you add something to it.

[OutOfExile]

Put this in the OP:
[img]http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-11791709413284_2071_3879519[/img]
Most hardcore coffee ever.

[PenisColada]

I swear to fucking god this exact thread was posted months ago

[Frayyyy]

I grab a coffee every morning before lectures, only thing that keeps me going lol

I mix up how I have it everytime, this morning was black tomorrow i'll probably get it iced

[junker154]

Right now I'm drinking a coffee, it's morning and a beautiful day. :buddy:

[Rankzerox]

I have to much fucking sugar in mine... But fuck it it makes it more awesome.:black101:

[damian001]

[QUOTE={FP}ST;17499373]Pfffft

You people are pathetic. I drink my awesome version of tea.

3/4 tea (Red Rose)
1/4 milk
2 teaspoons of sugar

Better than any coffee you maggots will ever drink. :smug:[/QUOTE]

Have fun with your liquid candy. What's the matter, coffee is too bitter for your virgin tastebuds?

[Virtanen]

Black coffee.

Do it or you're french.

[lolwutdude]

My coworkers and I just cannot get to work without coffee.

I like mine all black

[Loompa Lord]

[QUOTE=OutOfExile;17508241]Put this in the OP:
Most hardcore coffee ever.[/QUOTE]

Bahaha, this has intrigued me a little bit.
Any idea how it tastes?

[Ananace]

I drink both coffee and tea, about 3-6 cups a day.

Did you know that a cup of tea contains almost as much caffeine as an equally sized cup of coffee?

[johanz]

[QUOTE=ace13;17509508]I drink both coffee and tea, about 3-6 cups a day.

Did you know that a cup of tea contains almost as much caffeine as an equally sized cup of coffee?[/QUOTE]
Umm, I think you're drinking wrong tea.

[Van-man]

[QUOTE=ace13;17509508]I drink both coffee and tea, about 3-6 cups a day.

Did you know that a cup of tea contains almost as much caffeine as an equally sized cup of coffee?[/QUOTE]

Stop drinking decaf coffee.

[TheFoxz]

For all the people who hate coffee because "it's bitter" etc, try Cappuccino.

[Someoneuduno]

Coffee is the shiznit.

[VanillaBear]

Does the thread title remind anyone else of that scene from the bucket list?

[the_shape]

Coffee is rad.

[TippZ]

Did you know Sweden is the top consumer of coffee?

[Ananace]

[quote=tippz;17510092]did you know sweden is the top consumer of coffee?[/quote]

Awesome

[NoRegard]

It's bad for your teeth. :frown:

[Gmod_Fan77]

French Vanilla = epic.

Unflavoured coffee's good too, but I use a shitload of creamer and sugar.

[firstblood]

Everyone says about English people drinking tea all the bloody time but i have to say i'm from England and Tea tastes like muddy water to me and i hate it, coffee is the way forward!

[Kia Tshinoko]

[QUOTE=sltungle;17507416]The other day I decided that I'm going to drink 100 cups of coffee in the space of 24 hours (like Fry did in the Futurama episode 'Three Hundred Big Boys') before the holiday is done.

I have 8 days until this holiday is over.

[b]Edit:[/b]

I don't even like coffee, it's too bitter. I like tea... but fuck it, I'm gonna do it.[/QUOTE]

That is literal suicide, the insane amount of caffeine would kill you(I'm an actual med student)

[mike]

[QUOTE=Angus;17499495]Go to your local coffee shop. No, I'm not talking your run of the mill Starbucks. They can die in a hole. Go to your local mom and pop kinda coffee shop. Now order an espresso. It will be delicious, I promise.

Also, if they don't serve it to you in shots, they're doing it wrong. [b]WRONG.[/b]

Order a double shot for extra delicious manergies.

And I swear to God, if I catch you putting extra shit like cream and sugar in your espresso, [b]I [i]WILL[/i] [highlight]END[/highlight] YOU.[/b][/QUOTE]

there's nothing wrong with putting a bit of sugar in an espresso.

[firstblood]

[QUOTE=Kia Tshinoko;17510477]That is literal suicide, the insane amount of caffeine would kill you(I'm an actual med student)[/QUOTE]

I've heard this before can't remember where but some dude drank like 20-30 cups of coffee (can't remember exactly) and he died of caffeine poisoning it stopped his heart or something.

[Turbis2]

Funfact, many european countries boycotted coffie when it was new because they found beer to taste better.