[QUOTE=Parrrky;21206339]Wah wah you got scammed, get your money back and move on we don't give a shit.
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Why reply?" - SteveUK))[/highlight][/QUOTE]
Please...please...shut the fuck up newfag
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("flaming" - SteveUK))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=I_love_garrysmod;21232004]Weren't you the guy who linked the Cabela's support to FP too? You like to ruin the fun.[/QUOTE]
Nope. I think Cabela is a hunting supply company though, aren't they?
[editline]06:03PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Perfumly;21227023]I aspire to one day be as good of a customer service representative as you.[/QUOTE]
I just got off an hour - hour and a half long call where I called (and got bounced between: It's not just customers some reps will randomly transfer) to try and see if he could get a number transferred between two accounts that only differed by market.
I could not. According to the last agent, he could with an NBI market account, but those are generally only for businesses. Shame.
[editline]06:05PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=dvsilverwing;21232083]Yep, everyone can send messages to ShaRose thanking him for getting the chat disabled.[/QUOTE]
I didn't get anything disabled. People were saying it was before I even found the thread, I'm thinking more like 'hours of operation'. I'd check, but my break is over. I'll check in about 45 minutes though, when I get home.
By the way, if impersonating a foreigner, Use this.
[url]http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php[/url]
[quote=smurfy;21209838]wow wtf
that's right, she just sent me a fucking sadface.[/quote]
:ddddddddddddddddddd
[QUOTE=BrickInHead;21228537]:irony:[/QUOTE]
She is [url=http://www.google.co.uk/search?aq=f&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=define:terrible]terrible[/url], I am [url=http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=define:bad&btnG=Search&meta=]bad[/url]. There is a difference you know.
[QUOTE=Fatman55;21233451]By the way, if impersonating a foreigner, Use this.
[url]http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php[/url][/QUOTE]
Original text:
"You are the weakest link. Goodbye."
...54 translations later we get:
"Learn more."
lol'd
The online support is back on, Spam!!!!
[QUOTE=Tacosheller;21235262]Original text:
"You are the weakest link. Goodbye."
...54 translations later we get:
"Learn more."
lol'd[/QUOTE]
-snipped- Just incase.
Also: "Blah blah blah blah blah fucking blah"
...54 translations later we get:
"In addition, for many people. Besides, many people. Other law"
[b]What. The. Fuck.[/b]
[QUOTE=Fatman55;21235827]The online support is back on, Spam!!!![/QUOTE]
wow dude. f*cking ruthless. :twisted:
it seems like 90% of the people that get scammed are stupid moms.
[QUOTE=Tacosheller;21235262]Original text:
"You are the weakest link. Goodbye."
...54 translations later we get:
"Learn more."
lol'd[/QUOTE]
You're Winner seemingly translates into
Impact.
Which is pretty much the thing you can't do in Big Rigs.
a quick google of the owner's contact email revealed that this person runs over FIVE similar sites, how ridiculous.
[url]http://www.google.com/search?q=jeaniebrwn%40gmail.com&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:unofficial&client=firefox-a[/url]
[QUOTE=Fatman55;21233451]By the way, if impersonating a foreigner, Use this.
[url]http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php[/url][/QUOTE]
This thing is amazing:
[quote]Original text:
"In West Philadelphia, born and raised On the playground where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool Shooting some B ball outside of school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good"
...54 translations later we get:
"Students uesutofiraderufyasutajyamu day or night dyadopsi."[/quote]
:what:
[editline]Fish[/editline]
Here's another one (I ran the first stanza of the lyrics to Scar Symmetry's "Holographic Universe" through it):
[quote]Original text:
"Bathe in laser light, the beam will underline The birth of universe from nothingness Prime awakening, the second beam comes in To bounce and interfere as drawn by will"
...54 translations later we get:
"Laser, or pressure, particularly"[/quote]
The support reminds me of GladOS. :buddy:
I did Paranoid by black sabbath.
Original text:
"Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind. People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy. Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify"
...54 translations later we get:
"The second part of my wife, so that Africans want to play you can help. But I am very pleased. I believe that this country has lost the crown."
Haha.
[quote] System 6:28:09 PM
System is getting started. [Thursday, April 08, 2010 6:28:09 PM]
A representative will be connected, please be patient.
michaelwen enters the chatroom.
michaelwen 6:28:27 PM
Hello Avery Haversmarksonstin, my name is michaelwen, how may I help you?
Avery Haversmarksonstin 6:28:34 PM
Hello. I am having a small issue with a product I ordered from you.
michaelwen 6:29:37 PM
what is wrong?
Avery Haversmarksonstin 6:29:37 PM
I ordered "the Brave Little Toaster" a few weeks ago, and it arrived today. My daughter and I sat down with a bowl of popcorn to enjoy a classic American film featuring a fearless toaster, and were instead greeted with a film entitled "Die Sheiss Frau," a pornography featuring human excrement, and triple anal penetration.
I don't want a refund, but would like to receive my brave toaster. I will be keeping Die Shiess Frau as a warning to ship the correct products in the future.
michaelwen 6:31:58 PM
would you please tell me your order number
Avery Haversmarksonstin 6:32:16 PM
Yes, one moment please.
Also, who is the director of Die Sheiss Frau? Does he have any other works?
Nevermind.
Forget I asked that.
My daughter and I were very surprised by the movie. We watched the first thirty minutes of it, and with no indication that a brave toaster would be making an appearance, she started crying. She really wasn't expecting so many things in one anus.
michaelwen 6:35:46 PM
I am sorry to hear that. But please provide me your order number, then I can check it for you\
Avery Haversmarksonstin 6:35:48 PM
Perhaps, he was the BRAVEST toaster? I don't know, because I didn't see the movie. I saw a woman being anally punished by two dwarfs and a fellow of African descent.
Did YOU put that movie in there?
I'm trying to find my order number, just give me a minute. Goddamn.
Have you ever watched the show "Dexter?"
michaelwen 6:37:55 PM
sorry, I haven't
Avery Haversmarksonstin 6:38:18 PM
Okay, that's fine. It has nothing to do anal domination.
Are you a woman, by any chance? I've met men with girly names, and vice-versa.
If you are, I'd like to apologize for my crude use of the word "Goddamn" in my previous post. That was entirely unnecessary. Women shouldn't be subject to such language.
michaelwen 6:39:40 PM
I believe Michael is a boy's name
Avery Haversmarksonstin 6:39:51 PM
CAN'T YOU FUCKING READ, JESUS
Wait, I'm sorry.
I'm just upset.
It's not like you FORCED me to watch a forty-minute-long pornographic film with my daughter. You just stacked to the decks to make it more likely by shipping a German scat film with a beloved children's movie.
I think I found the order number
Are you ready?
michaelwen 6:42:10 PM
yes, please tell me
Avery Haversmarksonstin 6:42:16 PM
Is it "6?"
michaelwen 6:43:07 PM
It looks like 2010040...
Avery Haversmarksonstin 6:43:27 PM
Yes, that may be it. Sorry, I don't know where the six came from. Haha!
I think that was "unread messages"
Say, do you close by? I need somebody to pick my daughter up from school, my friends and I are going to watch a movie I just got.
michaelwen 6:46:46 PM
I am sorry, I can't help you for this case
Avery Haversmarksonstin 6:46:53 PM
Excuse me?
michaelwen 6:47:28 PM
But you can first pick up your daughter from school then watch your movie
Avery Haversmarksonstin 6:47:48 PM
That's fine, she can walk.
How quickly can you reship "Brave Toaster Boy"
michaelwen 6:50:25 PM
please tell me your order number, then I can check it for you
Avery Haversmarksonstin 6:50:40 PM
It looks like 2010040...
The actual "Superbrave Toasterman" doesn't have any anally-centric hardcore pornography in it, does it?
michaelwen 6:52:56 PM
I am sorry if you don't have order number,I can't help you recently so many people come to chat with me but they have never bought items from our site. are you one of them? we are doing serious business here.
Avery Haversmarksonstin 6:53:28 PM
You must be joking. Why would people chat with you if they never bought items from your site?
You're probably very busy, sorting the pornography from the children's cartoons. Do they not realize this?
I'm just trying to buy dvd ezy, and you're just trying to sell dvd ezy
michaelwen 6:55:44 PM
they are one person tried to defame our site. I checked the information and found he was not my customer but competitor
Avery Haversmarksonstin 6:55:56 PM
That swine!
michaelwen 6:56:14 PM
I can promise that all the item on our site are quality gauranteed and we are doing serious business here
no and never scam
Avery Haversmarksonstin 6:56:25 PM
It's because of people like him that you're too distracted to properly package your DVDs, right? I'm sorry about that, man. It's got to be rough. Want to talk about it?
I forgive you for this mix-up. Why don't you come over Friday night, we'll check out a movie I just got. I think you'd like it.
System 6:58:48 PM
Connection error, trying to reconnect. Please be patient ...[/quote]
[QUOTE=Chat Log]System 19:08:56
System is getting started. [Thu Apr 08 2010 19:08:56 GMT-0700]
A representative will be connected, please be patient.
marsha enters the chatroom.
Jonathan McDowell 19:09:23
Hello?
marsha 19:09:24
Hello Jonathan McDowell, my name is marsha, how may I help you?
hello can i help you?
Jonathan McDowell 19:09:55
Yeah
My DVD had no disk in it
When it came in
You there?
marsha 19:10:51
could you please tell me your order number, i check for you
Jonathan McDowell 19:11:00
Hold on.
It got marked out my sharpie
by*
It gotted marked out by a sharpie
You there?
marsha 19:12:21
yes
please tell me your order no.
Jonathan McDowell 19:12:44
It got marked out
When it came in
marsha 19:13:42
don't worry, please tell me your order no.
i check for you
Jonathan McDowell 19:13:56
I said it got fucking marked out
What the fuck
Its my first time using your service
And you treat me like this
marsha 19:14:54
please tell me your order no. i check for you
Jonathan McDowell 19:15:08
The fuck is your problem
I have an attorney
Why the fuck would you need my number anyway
It's marked out
marsha 19:15:54
if you buy dvd on our company, i will deal with it
Jonathan McDowell 19:16:10
What kind of fucking grammar is that
marsha 19:16:24
tell me your order no. i check for you
Jonathan McDowell 19:16:38
You have some shitty grammar lady
marsha 19:16:54
could you please tell me your order no. i check for you !
Jonathan McDowell 19:17:11
Talk in the right fucking grammar, I can't understand you
Give me my fucking refund now
You think I'm joking?
Look at all these fucking testimonials on your site
marsha 19:18:27
please provide your order no. please!
Jonathan McDowell 19:18:36
Suck my cock
It's marked out
Fuck
Fine
The order number is 24213
sorry
I had a hard day at the factory
And didn't get the fucking promotion
Now answer
marsha 19:21:48
i am sorry but this is not the order number
Jonathan McDowell 19:21:58
Yes it is
It says right there
Fuck
I have to go through shit again
marsha 19:22:42
you can find your order number in your Email
Jonathan McDowell 19:22:58
I can't find it
It's not there
I demand a fucking refund
or lord have mercy on your halfed ass company
I give up
Fuck you slut
[/QUOTE]
This is fun
[quote] michaelwen 9:35:52 PM
I don't know what you are talking about. your car?
Batman 9:36:00 PM
...what?
michaelwen 9:36:22 PM
??
Batman 9:36:32 PM
I just connected, what the hell are you talking about? I didn't mention any car
are you dense?
are you retarded or something?
I'm the goddamned batman!
TO THE BATCAVE!
System 9:38:18 PM
Connection error, trying to reconnect. Please be patient ...[/quote]
I wonder why he disconnected?
[QUOTE=System 19:55:43]
System is getting started. [Thu Apr 08 2010 19:55:43 GMT-0700]
A representative will be connected, please be patient.
michaelwen enters the chatroom.
michaelwen 19:56:41
Hello Matthew, my name is michaelwen, how may I help you?
Matthew 19:57:02
Yeah, I ordered CSI Miami season 3 but got a picture of an ass sent in
michaelwen 19:57:44
I don't believe as we examed each item before we dispatch them
Matthew 19:57:59
The disk wasn't even there
Just a picture of an ass
With a note saying "U LIEK?"
michaelwen 19:58:56
this couldn't happen
Matthew 19:59:04
Well it did
And it happened to me
So find whoever did it and bring them on the line
michaelwen 19:59:41
really? let me know the order number. I will check if you ordered item here
Matthew 20:00:00
A sticker of hello kitty was put over it
So I can't really
If I took off the sticker then I couldn't see the number
michaelwen 20:01:10
the order should be in your account on our site
Matthew 20:01:30
Let me put my brother, John, on the line
He has the case with pic included
for his "private" needs
Hello
john here
michaelwen 20:02:26
please offer me the tracking number
Matthew 20:02:34
Hello Kitty sticker over
it
And also
michaelwen 20:02:56
it is in your account on our site. please check
Matthew 20:03:13
Since when do sites have accounts
You aren't a nigger now are you?
Don't piss me off
I'm batman
michaelwen 20:03:53
......
Matthew 20:04:03
sorrhyhy
hes 16
He likes to piss around
Now I want my refund
Now
My tracking number?
I told you its covered with a sticker
michaelwen 20:05:20
without order number, I am sorry I can't help you
Matthew 20:05:29
Are you serious
I go to great lengths to get what I deserve
and you say you can't help me?
I have an experienced lawyer
And we can settle this in court
michaelwen 20:06:59
I would like to help you. but you need to let me know the order number or your name to check the order information
Matthew 20:06:59
Do you think I like this?
Hell, and I'm the ghost of hitler
I'm batman in disguise bitch
I recorded this shit and told the cops about this
See you in prison![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;21240377]Haha.[/QUOTE]
I lost it at "that swine!" :p
[QUOTE=Tacosheller;21235262]Original text:
"You are the weakest link. Goodbye."
...54 translations later we get:
"Learn more."
lol'd[/QUOTE]
"I would just like to say, I like to rape little girls"
...54 translations later we get:
"Rape girls maxudku."
What does that even mean?
[B]Original text:[/B]
[I]"This translator is funny."[/I]
[B]...54 translations later we get:[/B]
[I]"Stupid school."[/I]
What?
"I can never not do not come up with the wrong sentence to not do come up with when?"
...54 translations later we get:
"Sorry I can not imagine not doing this."
Really? I thought it was perfectly fine.
[editline]10:03PM[/editline]
"I AM GIANT PENIS MAN"
...54 translations later we get:
"My wife."
[QUOTE=ShaRose_;21216187]I just told a live support agent about this thread.
I pretty much linked them it and said that someone had started a thread, that that it was the cause of the prank chats. Waited a few minutes, so I'd assume whoever it really was was telling a supervisor or floor support agent about it.
Let's see what happens.[/QUOTE]
So? This sort of shit happens all the time to those live support chats hell there was a thread dedicated to griefing one of them once.
the support reminds me of borat
[QUOTE=Tacosheller;21235262]Original text:
"You are the weakest link. Goodbye."
...54 translations later we get:
"Learn more."
lol'd[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/6p9hs5.jpg[/IMG]
[editline]09:12AM[/editline]
Max steps produced this:
[code]You just lost the game.
I just lost the game.
I just lost.
I just lost it.
I thought I lost it.
I thought I lost.
I thought it was gone.
I thought it would go.
I think it would go.
I would go for it.
I will go for it.
I go for it.
I am going for it.
I'm going for it.
I like it.
I like.
I like it.
I want
I Do!
I do![/code]
[QUOTE=Predat0r;21233127]Please...please...shut the fuck up newfag
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("flaming" - SteveUK))[/highlight][/QUOTE]
lol where does newfag come into play on facepunch?
Somebody get an actual order number so they cant say "Actual order number got have you?"
[img]http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/348/screenshot20100409at142.png[/img]
They don't know that George Lucas directed the prequel trilogy, it seems.
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