• 12 year old explains the Iraq war
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[QUOTE=CoolKingKaso;23997716]Call of Duty.[/QUOTE] Yo dont be tlkn no sht bout cll of duty or ima pwn u wityh my l33t uber-tactiCOOL skills lul nub fgtfgtfgt lul111!!!!!1111 In all seriousness though, man, that was funny. "No body lives in wiconisce"
[QUOTE=hideyyo;23981023]It's so that America doesn't look bad. (And I'm saying this from the viewpoint of an American) All right, what you need to know is that since Iraq gained independence, America placed one of the rebels in charge, as a show of good faith that they think Iraq knows what they're doing (Hussein). Hussein placed Bin Laden as his commander, but then the whole nasty business of nuclear weapons cropped up. Iraq promised that while they work with nuclear material (the promised that it's only going to be used for energy research) they will let the UN check on everything they do. Sure enough, UN knocks on their door, and they say something along the lines of "Nobody's home, go away." This, of course, looks embarrassing to America, because the leader they chose is going south. They were looking for an excuse to actually go into Iraq. It was America that actually poked Iraq, saying "Let the UN in. Let the UN in." To make America shut up, Osama planned the hijackings of the 3 planes. 2 of them made it to their target. This gave America more than an excuse to invade.[/QUOTE] Wrong. All wrong. :eng99:
What the fuck did you to do this kid FOX News!?
I remember back when New York was attacked. It was when i was about 4 (all kids gather around for story time) I was watching cartoons and eating my cereal like everyday but today ended up a little different. Suddenly our old as shit tv, which was only basic cable started to get a lot of static. I didnt pay much mind to it at the time, but little did i know of what was going on just north of new jersey. I turned the TV off and proceeded to get dressed when my brother walked in my room. He shouted some random gibberish, or at the time i was just too young to understand the abnormally big words. and then finally he explained it in the terms of a child. The twin towers are on fire. My two brothers,, my sister, and my mother rushed to the car and drove down to the waterfront. From there we saw the building. The flames, the ashes, the smoke. At the time i didn't understand any of it, I thought that there was just a plane crash as it attempted to land. As i grew older i found out the dark truth of terrorists. Every time im down at that waterfront, I swear i can hear the cries of agony of those who died in that fateful event.
Anyone has facebook, I meen I know someone thats 6-7years old that has facebook, lols and you think a 12 year old shouldn't have it, Saying the 7year old has it, there mums and dads shouldn't let them because people could send viruses or something. [editline]03:15AM[/editline] I have facebook, and I have my friends sister added, she's 6 or 7years old and she has it? [editline]03:16AM[/editline] Whats wrong with having facebook at a certain age, anyone can have it(except babies so don't start).
[QUOTE=keenann2;23999807]Anyone has facebook, I meen I know someone thats 6-7years old that has facebook, lols and you think a 12 year old shouldn't have it, Saying the 7year old has it, there mums and dads shouldn't let them because people could send viruses or something. [editline]03:15AM[/editline] I have facebook, and I have my friends sister added, she's 6 or 7years old and she has it? [editline]03:16AM[/editline] Whats wrong with having facebook at a certain age, anyone can have it(except babies so don't start).[/QUOTE] technically there's a 14 year age minimum, but I may be wrong.
[QUOTE=Gurant;23990688]Just because the 12 year old is retarded you don't have to act like retards. Stop posting irrelevant shit. I might be harsh, but that's only because I love you.[/QUOTE] I love you too. Pants, off. Now.
[QUOTE=keenann2;23999807]Anyone has facebook, I meen I know someone thats 6-7years old that has facebook, lols and you think a 12 year old shouldn't have it, Saying the 7year old has it, there mums and dads shouldn't let them because people could send viruses or something. [editline]03:15AM[/editline] I have facebook, and I have my friends sister added, she's 6 or 7years old and she has it? [editline]03:16AM[/editline] Whats wrong with having facebook at a certain age, anyone can have it(except babies so don't start).[/QUOTE] PEDOPHILES. plus, you look like a tool.
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;24000986]PEDOPHILES. plus, you look like a tool.[/QUOTE] Aren't you that long-tongued guy?
[quote]"oil is esecial for life heating houses cars trucks to deliever food planes everything and those terriost bombed NYC the greatest mother fucking place in the world u hippie if they f with nyc theres probs if they bombed like wiysoncine who gives a fuck cause theres no one there and we got to kill all those fucking middle eastern ppl ever last one inocent or not cause if we leave a non inocinte one and a inicinte one the inicinte one will tell they other the bad ways and fucking 9/11 all over again because off fucking hippies like u i understand its messed up ppl r doing cuase of it but god would hve stopped it if it wasnt nessecary."[/quote] My IQ is dropping...
[quote=phoenix_20;23981189]heres another hint its red[/quote] communism!
[QUOTE=johnlmonkey;23980813] they taught us nothing about current events[/QUOTE] They can't. Schools are bound by [I]extreme[/I] political correctness. Even adults have trouble discussing these sorts of things. Discussing opinions with logic and respect is a skill [B]desperately[/B] needed by youth. If we could do this, it would be a huge step in the right direction.
"i understand its messed up ppl r doing cuase of it but god would hve stopped it if it wasnt nessecary." so basically god let 9/11 happen because it was necessary
[QUOTE=Mexican;24004212]"i understand its messed up ppl r doing cuase of it but god would hve stopped it if it wasnt nessecary." so basically god let 9/11 happen because it was necessary[/QUOTE] noe it dusnt cont bcuz musslims dont go by gods werd
holy shit this got popular
has usa really been as far even as decided to esecial oil even go want to fight iragg more like?
johnlmonkey, is this your mom? [url]http://www.vloggerheads.com/profiles/blogs/12-year-old-explains-the-war?xg_source=activity[/url]
[QUOTE=Scoooby;23980508]This kid needs Firefox and it's auto spellchecker.[/QUOTE] Just about any browser can spellcheck. Not sure about IE though :P And I'm talking about non-addons here!
[QUOTE=wonkadonk;24005060]johnlmonkey, is this your mom? [url]http://www.vloggerheads.com/profiles/blogs/12-year-old-explains-the-war?xg_source=activity[/url][/QUOTE] NO! Someone stole my story! [editline]04:42AM[/editline] Eh whatever, I guess at least now that this stories spreading everyone will know the truth about wyisconcine
maybe neocon 12 year old will go viral? :v:
[QUOTE=wonkadonk;24005370]maybe neocon 12 year old will go viral? :v:[/QUOTE] I hope so, this could be a fun meme kinda like "master cheef is a pretty cool guy, eh kills all teh aliens and doesnt afraid of anything" instead it would be "oil is esecial for liefe n we gotta kill all the middle estern ppl or bam fucking hippies make 9/11 all over again"
The kid sounds like a fucking Space Marine. [b]"Purge all of Iraq, let none survive, IN THE NAME OF THE PRESIDENT!"[/b]
If you want to make it about half life itd be "Gordon Freeman is esecial for liefe n we gotta kill all the combine or bam fucking headcrabs make black mesa all over again
Well the Iraq war started because Bush wanted the oil.
[QUOTE=johnlmonkey;23980305]I was talking with my friend on facebook about the iraq war when all of a sudden this 12 year old kid commented on our wall posts and eventually began an argument about why we went to war Here is why we need to stay in Iraq, according to a 12 year old: "oil is esecial for life heating houses cars trucks to deliever food planes everything and those terriost bombed NYC the greatest mother fucking place in the world u hippie if they f with nyc theres probs if they bombed like wiysoncine who gives a fuck cause theres no one there and we got to kill all those fucking middle eastern ppl ever last one inocent or not cause if we leave a non inocinte one and a inicinte one the inicinte one will tell they other the bad ways and fucking 9/11 all over again because off fucking hippies like u i understand its messed up ppl r doing cuase of it but god would hve stopped it if it wasnt nessecary." I personally fell out of my chair laughing at this[/QUOTE] He sounds exactly like this Catholic kid who kept telling me I'm going to burn in hell for being Atheist. [editline]05:08AM[/editline] Types just as incoherently, too.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;24006098]He sounds exactly like this Catholic kid who kept telling me I'm going to burn in hell for being Atheist. [editline]05:08AM[/editline] Types just as incoherently, too.[/QUOTE] lol christians, dont worry if we do go to hell at least we'll have some nice catholic priests to keep us company
He even had the same mindset of philosophies, too. I had snippets of the conversations I had with him, but I can't seem to find them anywhere. [editline]06:14AM[/editline] Oh yeah, he's 17 too.
This is just really typical behaviour from young, proud citizens of America (Just with usually varying grammar). We can't do shit about retards now or ever.
[QUOTE=Falchion;24006924]This is just really typical behaviour from young, proud citizens of America (Just with usually varying grammar). We can't do shit about [b] ra-tards[/b] now or ever.[/QUOTE] Fixed it for you
[QUOTE=johnlmonkey;23980605]To learn basic sentence structure[/QUOTE] A 16th Century poet is not a good example of modern sentence structure. [editline]12:29PM[/editline] Hey let's teach kids to conjugate with Tacitus [editline]12:30PM[/editline] fucking 9/11 all over again
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