Q: you wouldn't happen to work at the AMD offices in Austin,Texas would you?
probably Reddit or Digg
This guy is such an obvious faker it's painful, but apparently it's fun pretending for you guys
Remember, members of reddit:
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Oh god.
Get over it. 1000 is nothing, and they won't be here long.
that is a lot of guests right there
[QUOTE=ScoutKing;29364141]Q: you wouldn't happen to work at the AMD offices in Austin,Texas would you?[/QUOTE]
I think I remember something about the North East a while ago, it may have been where he went to school though.
[editline]22nd April 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Xolo;29364190]probably Reddit or Digg
This guy is such an obvious faker it's painful, but apparently it's fun pretending for you guys[/QUOTE]
He's posted pictures of his closet before. And why would he lie, he isn't that guy that pretended to have his eye blown out in a battle.
It has hit reddit so expect continuous guests til it fades from the front page.
[QUOTE=Xolo;29364190]This guy is such an obvious faker it's painful, but apparently it's fun pretending for you guys[/QUOTE]
No need to be pooper peeved that someone has an interesting life.
Being a janitor who has worked in two different places, is in decent shape and has fucked mothers is really not that far out there.
[QUOTE=Doom14;29364636]No need to be pooper peeved that someone has an interesting life.
Being a janitor who has worked in two different places, is in decent shape and has fucked mothers is really not that far out there.[/QUOTE]
Janitors are so rare he HAS to be lying
Whats the funniest piece of bathroom (or other) graffiti you've seen personally? One time in New Mexico I saw that someone had written "O.P. is a faggot" in sharpie on a door. I had a little nerdy chuckle at that.
ALSO: what is your favorite song by Clutch?
[QUOTE=Zeke129;29365141]Janitors are so rare he HAS to be lying[/QUOTE]
I know. Once this guy told me he worked in an office, what an asshole.
You are an inspiration to all the young people out there and I wish you just the best cause of what you are.
My life hasn't been easy, but I'm always looking on into the future and try to find the positive in things.
You've inspired me and opened my eyes on many things and for that I am truly grateful.
I want to become a biochemist and I have high standards for myself at school. Lately I've been very depressed cause of my math grades at school (broken down a few times) and I'm having a hard time to understand the things we go through.
I have a hard time at getting the motivation to start and do the tasks I need to do to improve and was wondering on tips or advice on how to get your motivation up and do just do it?
[b]TL;DR:[/b] What advice can you give for someone that is currently going through tough times to improve himself in a subject at school, and lack the motivation to begin on it?
Do you time yourself for cleaning up certain messes? Do you have a best time for cleaning up vomit or poo in the urinals?
Q: How long is your average work day?
Oh what 974 guests. what is this madness.
[QUOTE='Poesidan [GAG];29365496']Q: How long is your average work day?
Oh what 974 guests. what is this madness.[/QUOTE]
Reddit.com, front page, "This Guy, He is Awesome".
if someone gave you a job to be a porn cameraman would you take it?
[QUOTE=Nextil;29365538]Reddit.com, front page, "This Guy, He is Awesome".[/QUOTE]
If there was such as a Hall of Fame or Honourable Mentions in facepunch OP should have been on the top of it.
Jesus dicks, what the hell is with all the guests?
[editline]22nd April 2011[/editline]
I have a question for you, what happens when you meet another janitor :o
This thread is getting a shitton of Reddit attention, I wouldn't be surprised if someone at the same AMD as OP saw this.
[QUOTE=Psygo;29335855]well that's just amazing.[/QUOTE]
oops meant to rate agree. Anyway, Have you ever seen a kids broken leg or some really bad injury? With like, bone sticking out of his leg.
Q: What situation have you left with the most profit? Or rather, what is the situation where you have gained the most/profited the most/learned the most?
Q: Have you ever thought about writing a book on how to be as awesome as you are?
[editline]22nd April 2011[/editline]
Also, if you ever do write a book on how to be as awesome as you, could you send me a signed copy?
[QUOTE=The Aussie;29365766]oops meant to rate agree. Anyway, Have you ever seen a kids broken leg or some really bad injury? With like, bone sticking out of his leg.[/QUOTE]
refresh and rerate yo
Q: Has being a janitor made you become a germiphobe, or has it desensitized you from germs?
The guest count has gone down, but it's still above 700.
Q:If you would have a little brother, would you recommend him a janitor job?
A: Yes, and I highly reccomend everyone to be a janitor once in their life. Even if its for a day.
Q: have you ever hit anyone with a mop/brush ect or sprayed someone in the face with some cleaning shit?
A: Lol, no.
Q: Spill the beans what you do to the other two mothers and why?
A: Mom 1 I met at Stop and Shop and Mom 2 I met at the highschool. They where very interesting and I wanted to get to know them more. It ultimatly led to some great MILF sex.
Q: If somebody from a competing company offered you a bunch of money (100,000+) to steal company secrets, would you do it?
A: If the company I was stealing from was evil, yes.
Q: Would you shit in the toilets you clean?
A: Yes.
Q: Do you ever move people's shit around on their desks/leave notes on whiteboards etc to fuck with their heads?
A: All the time. Today I left a cute little message on a white board that said Facepunch is here. I forgot to bring my camera today so I will do it first thing Monday.
Q: Do you ever not clear some things up?
A: Sometimes i'll skip dusting, everything else is vital.
Q: How many steam friend requests do you get because of this thread? Do you accept or decline them?
A: I havnt logged into my GhostxNote account in a while. I'll check it out tonight. I accept everyone.
Q: I got to take a shit, any tips?
A: Make sure to place a peice of toilet paper flat on the water, so when you poop it wont leave streak marks on the bowl. Thank you.
Q: The Council of Janitorial Elders has sentenced you to the worst punishment possible because you accidentally mixed bleach with an ammonia cleaner one time. (The single worst offence in the Kingdom of Custodia) Your punishment is 5 years working as a janitor at _____________.
A: Rosie O' Donalds Bathroom
Q:What kind of condoms do you use?
A: Classic Durex Extra Sensitive and no why would I feel embarrassed about getting laid?
Q: Are you required to wear a 'janitorial' uniform at the AMD Facility? Did you have to wear one at the high school?
A: They do give you uniforms but you dont have to wear it. Its more like throw away clothes.
Q: Are there any women at AMD that you plan to get it off with? Can you tell us a story?
A: Nope, not yet. I have my eyes set on this Korean babe :)
Q: Do all Janitors have as much of a sexual prowess/power as you?
A: Yes, the secret is in the mop.
Q: Say you go to a toilet which you don't look after, if it was dirty would you clean it up?
A: I carry a small bottle of cleaning spray all the time.
Q: Ever slipped in shit or piss which made your shoes look like shit?
A: Surprisingly, no i havnt.
Q: What are your religious views?
A: If you had to put a name to it, im agnostic. I believe in a driving force in our universe. Something that keeps things going and working. That is the God I thank.
Q: you wouldn't happen to work at the AMD offices in Austin,Texas would you?
A: Nope.
Q: How long is your average work day?
A: Its brutal now, I have 7 hours at the tech job and 4 hours at the janitor job. My weekends are all free though.
Q: if someone gave you a job to be a porn cameraman would you take it?
A: Id rather be on the other side of the lense. Those cum stains wont clean themselves.
Q: What situation have you left with the most profit?
A: I get sick of my Tech job a lot faster than my custodial job. My custodial skills have made me a cleaner and more responsible person. Its also the reason why I dont weight 300 pounds.
Q: Also, if you ever do write a book on how to be as awesome as you, could you send me a signed copy?
A: If I do, i'll make sure you guys are the first to get it.
Here is a picture of my badge for those who dont believe.
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Why is it that most custodians I see at school have a homeless, druggy look to them. Their only job maybe, and they can barely, or can't keep their head above the water or something? They never look happy either, but you seem like you enjoy it quite a lot. I'm one of the few people that cleans up after myself just to make their job easier. My douche of a friend put sunflower seeds in his milk carton then popped it on the wall. I wiped it off and tossed the napkin into the trash can.
[QUOTE=Second-gear-of-mgear;29367093]Why is it that most custodians I see at school have a homeless, druggy look to them. Their only job maybe, and they can barely, or can't keep their head above the water or something? They never look happy either, but you seem like you enjoy it quite a lot. I'm one of the few people that cleans up after myself just to make their job easier. My douche of a friend put sunflower seeds in his milk carton then popped it on the wall. I wiped it off and tossed the napkin into the trash can.[/QUOTE]
I'm sure you would look the same if you didn't have a choice and you where forced into that job. Nothing is ever fun when you feel like it wasn't your choice. Some of those guys really have to make ends meet. I am extremely fortunate to have this and my tech job. I became a janitor because I wanted to be a janitor. I'm sure if I didn't want to be a janitor but was forced to work as a janitor, I would feel like shit.
Thats a great thing you did, that kind of help really goes a long way.
Since you work at AMD do you get discounts on their products? If so, how much?
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