Q: Since you work at AMD do you get discounts on their products? If so, how much?
A: Nope.
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Blur the bar code more.
[QUOTE=>VLN<;29364476]Remember, members of reddit:
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Haha,
Reddit > facepunch
r/trees represent!
even if 30 percent of this stuff is true (not implying that it isnt)
this guy could be the next chuck norris or something.
are you getting tired of all these shit questions?
Q: are you getting tired of all these shit questions?
A: Not even close.
I love you, this is a question?
Do you realize how famous you are and that everyone here on facepunch loves you?
[QUOTE=GhostxNote;29367178]I'm sure you would look the same if you didn't have a choice and you where forced into that job. Nothing is ever fun when you feel like it wasn't your choice. Some of those guys really have to make ends meet. I am extremely fortunate to have this and my tech job. I became a janitor because I wanted to be a janitor. I'm sure if I didn't want to be a janitor but was forced to work as a janitor, I would feel like shit.
Thats a great thing you did, that kind of help really goes a long way.[/QUOTE]
It may also be that our county tends to seek out the mentally disabled for the job so that they have an opportunity and a place to work other than Taco Bell and Goodwill. I think it's quite a nice thing. My uncle got a job at the hospital because of it. When he was three he fell off the bed with a crayon in his nose. Yes that actually happened. Now he is able to live on his own and pay his own bills thanks to his job. Which isn't something that my mom with a Business degree can say, which is why we are on the verge of eviction again after just finding a place.
Why did you want to become a janitor?
Do you sometimes go into the girls toilets to perv on the ladies?
If you had to pick a title for your FP account and only had 100 characters to do so, what would you want it to be?
Q. Have you ever just cleaned a toilet then had to take a shit aka mucking up your great work?
Your stories inspired me to apply as a janitor at my local school district. Unfortunately, during the interview they said they were looking for someone who spoke Spanish as their primary language. Well, it's what I get for living in Texas.
Q: How many custodians are employed there?
(If I'm allowed a second) Q: When are you going to post pictures of yourself?
Q: If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Q: Have you ever smoked weed with students?
Q: Have you ever caught kids smoking weed? If so, what did you do about it?
Q: If you had to pick a title for your FP account and only had 100 characters to do so, what would you want it to be?
A: I'm not exactly sure, what would you guys find suitable?
Q: Have you ever just cleaned a toilet then had to take a shit aka mucking up your great work?
A: Yes, I don't mind cleaning it up again though.
Q: How many custodians are employed there?
A: At AMD, about 4. I never get to see them since the facility is very large.
Q: When are you going to post pictures of yourself?
A: I have answered this before. It would be a danger to myself and others to post pictures of myself. I will do what I can to post pictures of my workspace and other things.
Q: If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
A: What a silly question :)
Q: Have you ever smoked weed with students?
A: Yes, only with some of my closest friends. I can't smoke up the whole school, i'd get fired.
Q: Have you ever caught kids smoking weed? If so, what did you do about it?
A: I usually let them off. Depends though, sometimes I have to break a few balls.
How about GREATEST MAN ALIVE in big red letters?
Or perhaps the legendary quote "I'm here to fuck your mom, dude"?
Q: How was your 420?
What's it like being a god among men?
Q: How was your 420?
A: It was excellent. Smoked a joint in the morning, one at lunch, 2 at dinner, then dropped some acid and went on till morning. Boston looks funky as shit tripping.
Q: What's it like being a god among men?
A: Oh shucks, your making me blush sir.
Who would win in a fight between a bear with shark hands and a shark with bear hands?
[QUOTE=GhostxNote;29367178]I'm sure you would look the same if you didn't have a choice and you where forced into that job. Nothing is ever fun when you feel like it wasn't your choice. Some of those guys really have to make ends meet. I am extremely fortunate to have this and my tech job. I became a janitor because I wanted to be a janitor. I'm sure if I didn't want to be a janitor but was forced to work as a janitor, I would feel like shit.
Thats a great thing you did, that kind of help really goes a long way.[/QUOTE]
There is this Janitor at my high school and he is always happy.
Q: Who would win in a fight between a bear with shark hands and a shark with bear hands?
A: Depending on the battlefield, the shark would win in a aquatic environment, while the bear would be victorious on land. Reminds me of that game Impossible Creatures. Such fun times.
Thank you for the Nostalgia.
If they were to make a movie of your adventures of being a janitor, who would you want to play the good guy (aka you), the hot chick you bang at the end and the villain?
Q: Are you going to film when you have sex the that Korean chick?
Q: If they were to make a movie of your adventures of being a janitor, who would you want to play the good guy (aka you), the hot chick you bang at the end and the villain?
A: Burt Renolds as Me, Milla jovovich (hot chick), Danny Davito as the villian
I would like to hear some of your suggestions. This will be entertaining.
Q: Are you going to film when you have sex the that Korean chick?
A: Its possible.
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I would like to hear some of your suggestions. This will be entertaining.[/QUOTE]
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This guy to play you
[QUOTE=rathat;29367487]Blur the bar code more.[/QUOTE]
That's not going to help much unless you snip the image out of your quote.
Q. If you were about to die, and had to give Facepunch one piece of advice, what would it be?
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