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Q: Are you going to film when you have sex the that Korean chick?
A: Its possible.[/QUOTE]
Do it. For Facepunch (post it here)
Q: If you were about to die, and had to give Facepunch one piece of advice, what would it be?
A: Don't shave your ass-hair, worst mistake of your life. HNNNNNNGGG
If you get a new job somewhere else as a janitor jizz all over AMD's new cards that are being made right before you leave.
Q:Have you found shit scattered all over the walls and dripping from the ceiling?
Do you have any more stories where you helped out a kid who was being bullied?
Thanks for coming back, I enjoyed your first thread immensely.
[QUOTE=GhostxNote;29370194]Q: If you were about to die, and had to give Facepunch one piece of advice, what would it be?
A: Don't shave your ass-hair, worst mistake of your life. HNNNNNNGGG[/QUOTE]
I will take this as a creed, and live my life by it.
What's the story behind your advice to not shave off ass hair?
[QUOTE=Nikota;29370596]What's the story behind your advice to not shave off ass hair?[/QUOTE]
just do it and youll find out, trust me
Q. What happened to Amy the English teacher? Did you bang her?
You seem to be quite familiar with hallucinogenic/ illicit substances... What is your craziest drug story?
[QUOTE=Jooie Kazooie;29370757]Q. What happened to Amy the English teacher? Did you bang her?[/QUOTE]
Q. Did you read the OP?
A. No.
"Q: I got to take a shit, any tips?
A: Make sure to place a peice of toilet paper flat on the water, so when you poop it wont leave streak marks on the bowl. Thank you."
Fucking genius.
Your title should be The Janinator.
Q. Why don't you post on facepunch more often, we miss you all the time... :saddowns:
Do kids treat you like shit or are you the coolest-cunt-out?
His title should definitely be "I'm here to fuck your mum, dude."
I'd help pay for that
Can you still do that He-Man picture thing but with your face blurred?
is there anything you really regret?
Q: You look like a pretty cool janitor, but a never saw a "talkative" janitor in my live. Why do you think that they are so silent?
There's this janitor in my school, always glad always talking to the students. He's an immigrant from Poland and was in the army so he's an interesting fella like you ^^
Q: Would you say that you resemble the janitor from the Breakfast Club?
Not physically of course, I mean your personality.
Your title should be Honorary Janitor of Facepunch.
Q: If you had to give a speech in front of us here at Facepunch or the school or such, talking about your janitorial life and adventures, how would it go, roughly?
Q: If you had to sing a song in front of people, which song would you choose?
This guy is a fucking hero
Q: Do you like animals? Do you have any? What bizarre animal would you like to have?
Q: How to clean up a cat vomit form the carpet? :saddowns:
Q: Do you own [url=http://archive.perfectduluthday.com/BadAssMotherFuckerWallet.JPG/]that[/url] wallet? If you don't, get one. Now.
Q: Do you work at 90 Central St Boxborough, MA?
Q: So, you illustrious stud, just how do you act in bed? Do you take the wheel of the love-train, let her do the driving or sit back and see where it heads?
Q: do other people at your work know that your life is an awesome prank/drug/sex filled rollar coaster?
Q: Have you ever had to deal with people breaking in where you work?
Q: Do you use your cleaning tools while you have sex?
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