Q: what have you found on duty worth the most value(an object)
[QUOTE=DaMoggen;29377796]Q: Do you use your cleaning tools while you have sex?[/QUOTE]
Yes, he uses the end of his mop as a...
Oh god what have I done :smithicide:
Oh fuck yeah, I remeber this thread, I always did wonder what happened to you.
Why can't you post pictures of yourself?
Q. Are you given access to secret janitor only areas? It'd be sweet if the janitors got their own private club.
Q. Do you do bribes and or hookups? I have talked to club staff and or amusement park staff and they hook me up when I wing them a couple of dollars. :)
This thread is so awesome.
Q: Have you ever seen a mess so bad/disgusting that you didn't clean it up?
Enjoy your new title, dude.
[editline]23rd April 2011[/editline]
Q. What made you become a Janitor?
Are you going to update your blog?
I want to become a janitor now, but it doesn't seem very cool here where I live in Norway. You pretty much end up in groups with other people, especially at schools. Mainly old women.
Can you pretty much do as you want when working (like just leave and come back later if you know there's little to clean etc)?
In combination with my more prude question a few posts up, I'd like to ask a few light-hearted questions so I don't feel so bad about it.
Q: What's your favorite thing to do in your free time?
Q: Do you enjoy big groups of people, or a quiet evening at home?
Q: As a janitor, do you ever find yourself thinking in ways that only a janitor could? For example: That society has forgotten the basic lessons of cleaning up their own messes.
Q: What is the most dangerous chemical you've ever used?
Q: On that line, what was the most spectacular accident that's ever occurred?
And one more raunchy one for the road:
Q: What is the craziest sex you've had, that you can legally tell us about? :v:
Q: What is your favorite pokemon?
A, B or C?
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Have any good tips for keeping a relatively small room with a fair amount of stuff in it quite tidy/clean?
and I'm considering making a shelf on my wall out of an old skateboard which I've stripped the wheels/trucks from, how would I go about doing this? :D
this brings me to : do you skate? :D
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and I'm considering making a shelf on my wall out of an old skateboard which I've stripped the wheels/trucks from, how would I go about doing this? :D
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Ever hear of L-brackets?
[QUOTE=jetboy;29389652]Ever hear of L-brackets?[/QUOTE]
curvature and longivity of the board makes using them weird as hell
Are there any strange vehicles in the parking lot?
I don't care about the age, I want a fully mustached Tom Selleck to play as you.
is this funny
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgNDRq85BxQ[/media]
[QUOTE=GhostxNote;29370194]Q: If you were about to die, and had to give Facepunch one piece of advice, what would it be?
A: Don't shave your ass-hair, worst mistake of your life. HNNNNNNGGG[/QUOTE]
Thank you. Now I can explain to my girlfriend why I won't do it.
Q: Whats the weirdest place you've found a piece of shit, shit stain or other toilet related substance?
Q: would you fuck one of the mothers of the people who work at AMD to get revenge if you had too?
Q: What would you consider to be the easiest part of the job?
Also, any tips for a fellow janitor? I work as one at a small elementary school
Q: what is your take on space-time?
[QUOTE=GhostxNote;29370075]Q: If they were to make a movie of your adventures of being a janitor, who would you want to play the good guy (aka you), the hot chick you bang at the end and the villain?
A: Burt Renolds as Me, Milla jovovich (hot chick), Danny Davito as the villian[/QUOTE]
Q: Who is the villain? Is there a janitor at Intel who is your arch-nemesis and you regularly have mop swordfights with?
[QUOTE=norzone;29380962]Enjoy your new title, dude.
[editline]23rd April 2011[/editline]
Q. What made you become a Janitor?[/QUOTE]
Haha yes, you did the quote!
Would you accept me as your student and teach me your arts?
Q. Do you listen to music while doing your job?
What is your favorite food?
[QUOTE=Phill;29396901]Q. Do you listen to music while doing your job?[/QUOTE]
He already answered that earlier, Phill :)
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