Ask a Janitor Anything: The Sequel - General

Has your job somehow helped you in your hobbys? Or do you use your mob like a paintbrush or stuff like this? :v:

How many pokemon badges does a janitor have?

[QUOTE=Arcesious;29470195]How many pokemon badges does a janitor have?[/QUOTE] A googolplex.

Hes gonna have quite a few questions to answer when he gets back.

How hot was the english teacher :ninja:

First time I genuinely fuckin' love a janitor in a non-homosexual way.

Q: Let's say I want to write a book about you. Would you prefer the book to be only about the time of your life when you are a janitor or also your childhood or previous endeavors? Q: If there was a book about you would you like it better in free PDF dl link or would you actually want to sell it yourself and make profit?

thread of 2011

Shame he's stopped replying, this thread was gold :(

I hope he's just been really busy :smith:

[QUOTE=themodtester;29471080]First time I genuinely fuckin' love a janitor in a non-homosexual way.[/QUOTE] Unlike all the times you [i]have[/i] loved them in a homosexual way.

[QUOTE=Blaberry;29476687]Unlike all the times you [i]have[/i] loved them in a homosexual way.[/QUOTE] Unlike all the times you [i]have[/i] loved snarks in a homosexual way.

Where are you, janitor, these questions need cleaning up.

Last Activity 16 Hours Ago He does not care for us.

[QUOTE=Weaxer;29481724]Last Activity 16 Hours Ago He does not care for us.[/QUOTE] Maybe his daughter was kidnapped and he has to go on a one man killing spree to get her back and it will all end with him throwing a giant pipe through a mans torso.

[QUOTE=GhostxNote;29312957]Q: Do you look through the trash looking for bad chip ideas? A: No, I did happen to find some perfectly good working Corsair XMS3 4GB each. :) That was a good day. On another note, I was given his old ATI 4870x2 by a coworker there. I gave him a link to the original Ask a Janitor Thread. He found it hilarious and gave me the card as a welcoming gift. I also met Phil Rogers :)[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]On another note, I was given his old ATI 4870x2 by a coworker there. I gave him a link to the original Ask a Janitor Thread. He found it hilarious and gave me the card as a welcoming gift. I also met Phil Rogers :)[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]On another note, I was given his old [b]ATI 4870x2[/b] by a coworker there. I gave him a link to the original Ask a Janitor Thread.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE][b]ATI 4870x2[/b][/QUOTE] [b]wwwhhhhHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!![/b] [sp]For those who don't get it, the HD 4870x2 is a noisy GFX card. I know because i've used one, then swapped it for a GT 240. fully cereal here.[/sp]

Hello everyone, It's been a while :) Sorry, I have been extreamely busy. During easter I had to go to my relatives house in Maine. Its 3AM now and I just got home. I have been lurking the forums on my iphone and I accidentally left Portal running for days on my computer. I will answer all your questions tmmrw and I have more pictures to show you. Thank you so much for your patience and I hope I didn't scare anyone. Well, time to get some sleep.

He cleaned that situation up then.

Q. Do people ever say smart-ass stuff to you like "clean up on isle 3"

[QUOTE=Blaberry;29476687]Unlike all the times you [I]have[/I] loved them in a homosexual way.[/QUOTE] Ah shit, identity compromised. Anyhow, glad to see you have not abandoned us, you sexy janitor, you.

[QUOTE=lolnubs;29482017][b]wwwhhhhHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!![/b] [sp]For those who don't get it, the HD 4870x2 is a noisy GFX card. I know because i've used one, then swapped it for a GT 240. fully cereal here.[/sp][/QUOTE] Yeah, great job getting a card performing much worse.

[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;29486810]Yeah, great job getting a card performing much worse.[/QUOTE] Psh, Graphics performance? He was looking for a heater+GPU combo.

[QUOTE=GhostxNote;29482379] I accidentally left Portal running for days on my computer. [/QUOTE] Well, at least we know why you was "on" portal for a very long time.

Q: You seem to be quite familiar with hallucinogenic/ illicit substances... What is your craziest drug story? A: I experimented with hallucinagens frequently in WPI. I have many "crazy" storys but I do remmember this one occasion where it ended up very weird. I had my last class before spring break and my planned on going to Portugal for spring break. I have been to Portugal before and I know the language a bit, so I thought "Hey! That's an awesome idea". We left that night and got to Lisbon. Lisbon is crazy...This city never sleeps. it gives a whole new meaning to open 24/7. My buddys and I check into the hotel but leave to explore the Lisbon streets. We met street preformers and had them show us around. Since my friend was afraid of getting busted for bringing LSD on the plane, I knew a guy who could get my some. 2 hour drive into the country later, I got the acid. We deicided to drop the acid then so we could drive back and experience the country side leading into the city. I was ok with this idea but I felt a little uncomfortable driving. We all took a couple hits and proceeded to go home. Here is the time line. :30 - starting to feel a little "floaty" and out of it. Everyone was talking and seemed normal. I focused my eyes to the road anticipating the trip at any moment. At this point in time, I had only done acid a few times so I was still a bit awkward when I took it. 1:00- An hour has passed and im beggining to feel very very high. The road looks spherical and I felt the need to try and balance my car so it wouldnt fall off the road. One of my friends started flipping out and yelled "STOP!" I told him I couldnt pull over in fear that we where going to fall off the road. He told me I was just tripping hard and told me to pull over. I began to pull over when I heard a loud bang. :Silence: "What the fuck did we hit?" I heard monserourous moans coming from outside. I opened the door to see I had accidentally hit a goat. We all got outside to observe it. It died moments later. This was a huge damper on our high, the situation was relieved when my friend made a couple jokes. "I guess he goat what was coming to him" We all laughed even though that joke is extreamely stupid. MY friend starts taking pictures of the dead goat and begins to move his mouth. "Hello, my name is Mr. Adams and I like to drink goat milk, I love to suck on my companions utters and drink that milk. Yeaaaaaaaiii" 2:00- 2 hours in we are tripping major sack, we deicided to explore the country side on foot for a bit. Nothing really much went on other than stumbling into somones farms and hanging out with the pigs. 3:00 - We are officially lost, We cannot find our way back. MY friend starts freaking out and said he didnt want to be forced into eating us. We told him that he would be the first one to be eaten so he could chill out. For some reason he was so confused and scared that he didnt even notice what we actually said. He felt better. We see a car comes by and my friend dives into the road "HELP! WE ARE LOST! HELP" The car drives right by him and stops. An old man pokes his head out the window. With his old wrinkly pointer finger, which looked like to go on for miles, he pointed to our car. We werent more than 100 yards away from it. 4:00 - We get back to our car and drive into the city. When we saw it we had a huge sign of relief. We park at our hotel and go to a club. We dance and meet some nice people. A lot of the people in Lisbon speak English so my friends didnt need me to transate. I met this girl while dancing and she led me to her table. she pulls out a little baggy and sniffs this white powder. "want some? "I'm in college, of course I do" I take one wiff and the night disappears, I wake up in my hotel room. The girl I was with that night passed out on the floor (looks like she fell out of bed). One of my buds was in the next room making breakfest. "Man....I can't remmember a thing?" "Really? You left the party pretty early but when we got home, you werent here" After thinking long and hard about last night, I chose to give up and just go about my day. I ask him if he has seen our other friend and he told me he was outside. I look outside and he is passed out, completely naked in someones garden. After a week, we head back to America. I had temporary amnesia, the flu, and a camera filled with pictures of my friend sticking his dick in a dead goats mouth. Q: You look like a pretty cool janitor, but a never saw a "talkative" janitor in my live. Why do you think that they are so silent? A: I'm not sure, I can't really speak for them, everyone had their reasons on how they behave in a social enviroment. Q: If you had to sing a song in front of people, which song would you choose? A: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s57FtD2HKLw[/url] Q: If you had unlimited funding for a short period of time, what modification would you make to your janitorial office? A: I'm pretty satisfied with my facilitys, but If I made changes I would make it at least 10 times bigger, add a couch, big screen TV, fridge, computer, and a bunch of sex toys. And a workshop to develop and create my own janitorial tools. Q: Do you like animals? Do you have any? What bizarre animal would you like to have? A: I've had a pet squirrel when I was in WPI. My apartment does not allow pets of any kind. Q: How to clean up a cat vomit form the carpet? A: Put saw dust on the vomit, scoop it up with something and steam vacumm the rug. Q: Do you work at 90 Central St Boxborough, MA? A: Nope Q: So, you illustrious stud, just how do you act in bed? Do you take the wheel of the love-train, let her do the driving or sit back and see where it heads? A: I usually let the women drive it, I'm open to anything. It depends really, if the girl is a bit unexperienced or shy I take over leaving room for her to improvise. Q: do other people at your work know that your life is an awesome prank/drug/sex filled rollar coaster? A: Only 1 Q: Have you ever had to deal with people breaking in where you work? A: Not yet Q: Do you use your cleaning tools while you have sex? A: That would be dangerous. Q: what have you found on duty worth the most value(an object) A: At the end of the school year, faculty gets to look through the lost in found. I always find a couple Ipods and nice clothes. Q. Are you given access to secret janitor only areas? It'd be sweet if the janitors got their own private club. A: Im not in the League of Janitors yet, but If i get inducted they will give me access to the Ancient archive of janitorial secrets. Passed down since the dawn of man. Q: Are you going to update your blog? A: I will this week. Q: What is the craziest sex you've had, that you can legally tell us about? A: There was this girl I met that was really into pain. I had never beaten a women until that moment. She requested it and told me it was the only way she could.....you know...... cum Q: Do you enjoy big groups of people, or a quiet evening at home? A: Both, depends on my mood. Q:What is the most dangerous chemical you've ever used? A: A lot of the janitorial chemicals are not fatally dangerous. However, I have handled some really nasty shit. Asbestos Q: As a janitor, do you ever find yourself thinking in ways that only a janitor could? A: I hope in the future it is mandatory for someone to work for the town, cleaning. The world would be a MUCH cleaner place. Q: What is your favorite pokemon? A: Alakazam Q: A, B or C? A: Derp Q: Have any good tips for keeping a relatively small room with a fair amount of stuff in it quite tidy/clean? A: Keep things organized and dont stake your furnature where you cant reach it. Dust is the biggest issue you will face in a small room. Q: Are there any strange vehicles in the parking lot? A: Not that I can see, no. Q: would you fuck one of the mothers of the people who work at AMD to get revenge if you had too? A: I'd do it for the thrill Q: What would you consider to be the easiest part of the job? A: The easiest part I guess is dusting. Its pretty straight forwards if you organize. Q: Would you accept me as your student and teach me your arts? A: If I open a Custodial Dojo, I will accept all of facepunch as my grasshoppers Q: Do you have a name for your almighty mop of awesome? If so, What is it? A: Philionius Q: What colour is the moppy-part of your mop; orange, blue? A: I have one that is yellow (for heavier stuff) and my general purpose mop is white. Q: How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie roll pop? A: For me, one. Q: What is your favorite fruit? A: Thats hard since I love all fruits. I cannot live without my pomagranates. Q: What would be a good question to ask you? A: Ask me who my musical influences are. Q: If you could wake up anywhere tomorrow morning... where would it be? A: Natalie Portman's uterus Q: Have things progressed with that Korean chick? A: Nope :( I havnt seen her latly. Q: What countries have you traveled to? If you have gone abroad, rate the toilets of each country you have been to in terms of cleanness. Say that the America level is a 6/10 on the scale of 10. How do international toilets compare? A: I've traveled a lot. Ill give you a list of the cleanest toilets. Japan France Portugal Russia India Canada England U.s. You could eat off of a japanese toilet. Q: When did you most regret being a janitor? A: No regrets. Q: Are you ever going to answer these questions? A: Of course silly pants. Q: What sort off cleaning equipment do you get at AMD? Considering its a big, rich and powerfull company. A: The very basics, but they are very well stocked, I will post pictures. Q: What are the vending machines like at AMD? A: They require no money, Plug in the number and you get it free of charge. Q: Does the school you work at use a web-blocker to restrict internet usage? What would be the simplest way to bypass it? Also did you ever receive a response from the president? A: Yes we do use a web-blocker. Unless you had an administrator password, you wont have much luck. Q: What did your employers require of you to get your janitor job? I think I want to become a janitor. A: Well, I applyed for a contractor, it happened to be they had a contract with AMD so I got the job there. You can find out who the contractors are for the company then apply for them. There is more to come, but I have to work. I'll catch up eventually.

Who are your musical influences?

[QUOTE=GhostxNote;29488291] Q: What are the vending machines like at AMD? A: They require no money, Plug in the number and you get it free of charge. [/QUOTE] That is fuckin' awesome.

[QUOTE=GhostxNote;29488291]A: I've had a pet squirrel when I was in WPI. My apartment does not allow pets of any kind.[/QUOTE] Tell us more :buddy:

How long does your sexual intercourse usually last?

Q: Who are your musical Influences? What instruments do you play and at what level? Any recordings?

[QUOTE=GhostxNote;29488291] A lot of answers.[/QUOTE] Eh, the story in Portugal seems pretty cool. Any other interesting stories you might have in Portugal? (I'm asking this because I'm portuguese.)