i think they should have made your trip a movie instead of The Hangover
i havnt seen such a great thread in years, it brings a tear to my eye
Is it hard being Mexican?
He didnt answer my celeb question :'(
Now THAT is commitment.
[QUOTE=ragawaga;29492348]He didnt answer my celeb question :'([/QUOTE]
[quote]There is more to come, but I have to work. I'll catch up eventually.[/quote]
He's going to answer it eventually mate, just be patient.
Q: Explain why you dont shave the hair on your ass
[QUOTE=Nikota;29494700]Q: Explain why you dont shave the hair on your ass[/QUOTE]
because your asshole sweats and rubs chaffing and any shit particles mix with the sweat giving you a sloppy sweaty ass shit mixture + chaffing
Having no hair in your ass crack prevents you from farting silently.
[QUOTE=GhostxNote;29488291]
A: A lot of the janitorial chemicals are not fatally dangerous. However, I have handled some really nasty shit. Asbestos
[/QUOTE]
Uh oh.
[editline]28th April 2011[/editline]
Q: Did you wear mask/disposable coveralls? :v:
[QUOTE=Mr.Dounut;29494846]because your asshole sweats and rubs chaffing and any shit particles mix with the sweat giving you a sloppy sweaty ass shit mixture + chaffing[/QUOTE]
that is why you clean up after yourself dearie
[editline]28th April 2011[/editline]
also
Q: what's the wildest night you've ever had?
Do you have any sex tapes?
Where in Maine did you go? (Mainuh here)
You missed mine:
[quote][QUOTE=GhostxNote;29370075]Q: If they were to make a movie of your adventures of being a janitor, who would you want to play the good guy (aka you), the hot chick you bang at the end and the villain?
A: Burt Renolds as Me, Milla jovovich (hot chick), Danny Davito as the villian[/QUOTE]
Q: Who is the villain? Is there a janitor at Intel who is your arch-nemesis and you regularly have mop swordfights with?[/quote]
Which reminds me..
Are you straight or bisexual? No reason for asking :q:
Why don't you make a youtube channel, and anwser all of the questions in a video form, weekly?
Thoughts about the royal wedding? Do you think it's overhyped as hell too?
Have you ever found anything in a classroom or something and just taken it?
[QUOTE=Nikota;29494700]Q: Explain why you dont shave the hair on your ass[/QUOTE]
I'LL tell you why! About three years ago, I developed alopecia. All of the hair on my body fell off. Eyebrows. Nose hairs. Pubes. The hair on the tops of my feet. It fell out over a period of a few months. Anyway, one night, laying in bed, sound asleep, I wake up to the horrible realization that I'd just shit the bed. So, I roll out of bed, grab my pajama legs so I don't leak shit on the floor, and hobble to the bathroom. I drop trou....and there was no shit. I thought I'd had the most fucked up dream ever! I went back to bed, and awoke a few hours later with the same "Oh fuck I just shit he bed" idea in my head. This time, I just stuck my hand down my jammies and felt around. Again, no shit. But, I discovered what had happened. All of the hair in the crack of my ass was gone, and it was just skin-on-skin contact. I was passing gas in my sleep, and the air, which normally had a thicket of man-ass-hair to navigate through, was now leaving my anus and forming a pocket of air between my ass hams. This bubble would then have to seek an exit. My brain, having no memory of the sensation of trapped ass air pockets, sent out the "shit just happened" alarm and woke me up.
tl;dr Don't shave your ass, or your farts make you think you shit yourself.
Also, you chafe like a mother fucker.
do you have pics or anything seems like your making everything up for attention atm
also shaving your ass can cause ingrown hairs where the hair grows out and back into the skin, plus it becomes itchy as a motherfucker
[QUOTE=Michael95;29508322]do you have pics or anything seems like your making everything up for attention atm[/QUOTE]
Have you even read the thread?
You, sir, (the janitor, GhostxNote) are a committed and honest gentlemen. Which is to say, you're a diamond in the refuse of society.
The world needs more people like you.
[QUOTE=hanswithcheese;29508382]also shaving your ass can cause ingrown hairs where the hair grows out and back into the skin[/QUOTE]
Oh my god, that's fucking horrible.
[QUOTE=Michael95;29508322]do you have pics or anything seems like your making everything up for attention atm[/QUOTE]
He posted pictures, as you'd recognize if you had basic reading ability.
[b]Q:[/b]Do you like children. Like, do want to have children some time?
You sir provide a valuable service.
Whats the coolest equipment you have ever used, wore? Like an airtight bio suit maybe? Gas mask?
What are your thoughts on Australia? would you like to come here? have you been here?
I have to ask, if you could work for the ATI department... would you?
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